BS: Mystery of Celibate Polar Bears Solved

Subject: RE: BS: Mystery of Celibate Polar Bears Solved
From: GUEST,Dani
Date: 26 Nov 08 - 06:48 AM

One good reason not to take that Singles Trip to Japan:

http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/asiapcf/11/26/japan.bears/index.html

Folks, I spit my coffee out imagining the Japanese equivalent of "Well, I'll be goddamned...." when they figured it out.

Dani

Subject: RE: BS: Mystery of Celibate Polar Bears Solved
From: Paul Burke
Date: 26 Nov 08 - 07:10 AM

I expect there are few living experts in sexing polar bears.

Subject: RE: BS: Mystery of Celibate Polar Bears Solved
From: Uncle_DaveO
Date: 26 Nov 08 - 08:45 AM

Well, that happy couple might adopt, if they want cubs!

Dave Oesterreich

Subject: RE: BS: Mystery of Celibate Polar Bears Solved
From: Michael
Date: 26 Nov 08 - 09:02 AM

What Dave? Are you sugesting a pair of lesbian polar bears?

Mike

Subject: RE: BS: Mystery of Celibate Polar Bears Solved
From: GUEST,Bob L
Date: 26 Nov 08 - 09:02 AM

Behold the grace appears!

Subject: RE: BS: Mystery of Celibate Polar Bears Solved
From: Bill D
Date: 26 Nov 08 - 09:35 AM

"I expect there are few living experts in sexing polar bears. "

So...the bears voted "yes" on Proposition Ate?



(yes, I know it's a stretch.....but it's early, and I haven't finished my coffee)

Subject: RE: BS: Mystery of Celibate Polar Bears Solved
From: MarkS
Date: 26 Nov 08 - 09:39 AM

lesbian polar bears?

Not that there's anything wrong with that!

Subject: RE: BS: Mystery of Celibate Polar Bears Solved
From: Amos
Date: 26 Nov 08 - 09:40 AM

Wondrous Virgin Bears sums it up nicely!! LOL!!

They better find a matched pair of males, if they want serious reproduction to occur. You know how girls can be...

Subject: RE: BS: Mystery of Celibate Polar Bears Solved
From: Ebbie
Date: 26 Nov 08 - 09:54 AM

I'm confused. Black bears are easily sexed, about as easily as a male hog.

Subject: RE: BS: Mystery of Celibate Polar Bears Solved
From: Bill D
Date: 26 Nov 08 - 10:01 AM

um...... right, Ebbie....shoulda known

Subject: RE: BS: Mystery of Celibate Polar Bears Solved
From: Michael
Date: 26 Nov 08 - 10:15 AM

Yes, Ebbie, but polar bears originate in VERY cold places so perhaps their 'bits' are well hidden, I know mine would be!

Mike

Subject: RE: BS: Mystery of Celibate Polar Bears Solved
From: jeffp
Date: 26 Nov 08 - 10:35 AM

Somewhere under a large rock, I imagine?

Subject: RE: BS: Mystery of Celibate Polar Bears Solved
From: Amos
Date: 26 Nov 08 - 11:03 AM

UNder a fur coat?


A

Subject: RE: BS: Mystery of Celibate Polar Bears Solved
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Nov 08 - 12:12 PM

Yes, well, I'm DAMNED SICK AND TIRED of bears wearing fur coats! And other things doing it too! Mice and marmots to grizzlies and elk -- fur, fur, fur! How can foxes be so cruel as to wear fox fur? And don't get me started on mink!

I'm going to go out and throw red paint on the next mountain lion I see wearing a fur coat!

Subject: RE: BS: Mystery of Celibate Polar Bears Solved
From: SINSULL
Date: 26 Nov 08 - 12:18 PM

Someone's face must be red. Didn't look very carefully, did he? Or she? Or maybe it was a deliberate attempt to pawn off substandard females.
Don't they do DNA testing on these animals before breeding them?

Subject: RE: BS: Mystery of Celibate Polar Bears Solved
From: Genie
Date: 26 Nov 08 - 01:43 PM

Mary, I didn't think DNA testing was SOP for sexing most mammals.

Bill D, that was a real groaner and hard to bear this early in the morning! *g*

This whole story needs to be celebrated in folk song, I think:

(Tune: The Holly Bears A Berry)

"Oh, the polar bears are cherry, both white and unwed,
Very bored and needlessly paired up in bed.
... "

Subject: RE: BS: Mystery of Celibate Polar Bears Solved
From: Wesley S
Date: 26 Nov 08 - 02:11 PM

These are NOT lesbian bears.

But I think it's possible that like those bad B movies - the "Women behind bars" type - that they might find comfort with each other. They are "caged women" after all. So who - other than Pat Robertson could blame them?

I sent the story to a lesbian friend of mine. Her reply was -

"Unless they're gay bears it just wouldn't work. On top of that, look at the poor scraggly thing. Couldn't she at least clean up that fur?"

Subject: RE: BS: Mystery of Celibate Polar Bears Solved
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 26 Nov 08 - 05:56 PM

She does look pretty bedraggled doesn't she... mind you, she's taken down that PacMan fairly convincingly so she's OK by me!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Mystery of Celibate Polar Bears Solved
From: GUEST,Dani
Date: 26 Nov 08 - 08:15 PM

Genie, you are killing me : )

Dani

Subject: RE: BS: Mystery of Celibate Polar Bears Solved
From: Cluin
Date: 26 Nov 08 - 08:28 PM

They could throw 2 more lady bears in there, have them all growling at the same time, televise it and call it "The View".

Subject: RE: BS: Mystery of Celibate Polar Bears Solved
From: Genie
Date: 26 Nov 08 - 08:35 PM

Glad to be of service, Dani. *g*

(Feel free to add verses if the muse should visit.) : D

Subject: RE: BS: Mystery of Celibate Polar Bears Solved
From: Genie
Date: 26 Nov 08 - 09:34 PM

Well, guest, I think the "wondrous virgin bears" might easily give birth to SONG!.

Genie

Subject: RE: BS: Mystery of Celibate Polar Bears Solved
From: Bill D
Date: 27 Nov 08 - 09:54 AM

(gosh, Genie...I thought I had managed to sneak that one in subtly enuf)

Subject: RE: BS: Mystery of Celibate Polar Bears Solved
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 27 Nov 08 - 06:39 PM

We two bears shall celibate be,
Someone thought that she was a he.
So frustrating,
No copulating
No little cubs for we.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Mystery of Celibate Polar Bears Solved
From: Bert
Date: 27 Nov 08 - 11:52 PM

Well I don't think I'd be reaching my hand down into the fur of a polar bear to find out.

Subject: RE: BS: Mystery of Celibate Polar Bears Solved
From: Paul Burke
Date: 28 Nov 08 - 04:05 AM

If the bears hit it off together.... then they find a couple of chappie bears and they hit it off with him, and the chaps hit it off with each other....

Would they be bipolar bears?

Subject: RE: BS: Mystery of Celibate Polar Bears Solved
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 28 Nov 08 - 12:50 PM

Someone needs to get out more Paul...

I think it's probably me...

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Mystery of Celibate Polar Bears Solved
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 28 Nov 08 - 04:27 PM

Not got those "Bear necessities, those bear necessities, those simple bear necessities of life"