BS: Kitty gave to me... your caption

Subject: BS: Kitty gave to me... your caption
From: Alice
Date: 13 Dec 08 - 10:48 AM

First day of Christmas,
kitty gave to me,
Partridge feathers from the pear tree.

Subject: RE: BS: Kitty gave to me... your caption
From: Alice
Date: 13 Dec 08 - 10:49 AM

two hair balls
and partridge feathers from the pear tree

Subject: RE: BS: Kitty gave to me... your caption
From: SINSULL
Date: 13 Dec 08 - 10:51 AM

Assisted suicide? Holly berries are poisonous.

Subject: RE: BS: Kitty gave to me... your caption
From: Ed T
Date: 13 Dec 08 - 11:27 AM

This dental apron is kill'in me

Subject: RE: BS: Kitty gave to me... your caption
From: Becca72
Date: 13 Dec 08 - 11:44 AM

Had the same thought as Sins. Kitty in the picture looks like my Mikey. :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Kitty gave to me... your caption
From: Alice
Date: 13 Dec 08 - 11:48 AM

I thought of the holly poison, too. No berries in his mouth hopefully. Maybe it's plastic holly? Plastic not good to eat, either.

Subject: RE: BS: Kitty gave to me... your caption
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 13 Dec 08 - 12:03 PM

Now the pussy bears a berry, as red as the blood,

Subject: RE: BS: Kitty gave to me... your caption
From: topical tom
Date: 13 Dec 08 - 01:37 PM

♫ Have a holly jolly Christmas...♪

Subject: RE: BS: Kitty gave to me... your caption
From: topical tom
Date: 13 Dec 08 - 01:45 PM

HAPPY HOLLYDAYS!

Subject: RE: BS: Kitty gave to me... your caption
From: Alice
Date: 13 Dec 08 - 02:54 PM

fangs
for the memories

Subject: RE: BS: Kitty gave to me... your caption
From: Genie
Date: 13 Dec 08 - 08:08 PM

"Mama always told me to eat my greens, but this is ridiculous!"

Subject: RE: BS: Kitty gave to me... your caption
From: Genie
Date: 13 Dec 08 - 08:10 PM

"Damned partridge! Trying to hide in that holly bush ain't fair!"

Subject: RE: BS: Kitty gave to me... your caption
From: Alice
Date: 13 Dec 08 - 09:00 PM

three dead mice, two hairballs, and partridge feathers from the pear tree

Subject: RE: BS: Kitty gave to me... your caption
From: Alice
Date: 13 Dec 08 - 09:02 PM

btw, that illustration is from
Chris Buzelli, an excellent illustrator.

Subject: RE: BS: Kitty gave to me... your caption
From: Alice
Date: 13 Dec 08 - 09:10 PM

four shredded curtains
three dead mice
two hairballs
and partridge feathers
from the pear tree.

Subject: RE: BS: Kitty gave to me... your caption
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 13 Dec 08 - 11:28 PM

FIVE SHARPENED CLAWS!
four shredded curtains
three dead mice
two hairballs
and partridge feathers
from the pear tree.

Subject: RE: BS: Kitty gave to me... your caption
From: Alice
Date: 13 Dec 08 - 11:57 PM

six broken ornaments
FIVE SHARPENED CLAWS!
four shredded curtains
three dead mice
two hairballs
and partridge feathers
from the pear tree.

Subject: RE: BS: Kitty gave to me... your caption
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 14 Dec 08 - 04:05 AM

seven lumps of cat poo
six broken ornaments
etc etc

Subject: RE: BS: Kitty gave to me... your caption
From: Genie
Date: 14 Dec 08 - 01:09 PM

Eight fleas a-jumping,
Seven lumps of cat poo,
Six broken ornaments,
etc., etc.

Subject: RE: BS: Kitty gave to me... your caption
From: Genie
Date: 14 Dec 08 - 01:09 PM

Nine lives remaining,
Eight fleas a-jumping,
etc.,

Subject: RE: BS: Kitty gave to me... your caption
From: Alice
Date: 14 Dec 08 - 01:13 PM

Ten chewed up holly leaves
Nine lives remaining,
Eight fleas a-jumping,
Seven lumps of cat poo,
six broken ornaments
FIVE SHARPENED CLAWS!
four shredded curtains
three dead mice
two hairballs
and partridge feathers
from the pear tree.

Subject: RE: BS: Kitty gave to me... your caption
From: Alice
Date: 14 Dec 08 - 03:06 PM

eleven tangled tinsels

Subject: RE: BS: Kitty gave to me... your caption
From: Genie
Date: 14 Dec 08 - 03:06 PM

Eleven catnip chew toys,
Ten chewed up holly leaves
Nine lives remaining,
Eight fleas a-jumping,
Seven lumps of cat poo,
six broken ornaments
FIVE SHARPENED CLAWS!
four shredded curtains
three dead mice
two hairballs
and partridge feathers
from the pear tree.

Subject: RE: BS: Kitty gave to me... your caption
From: Alice
Date: 14 Dec 08 - 03:17 PM

ok, then

TWELVE tangled tinsels
Eleven catnip chew toys,
Ten chewed up holly leaves
Nine lives remaining,
Eight fleas a-jumping,
Seven lumps of cat poo,
six broken ornaments
FIVE SHARPENED CLAWS!
four shredded curtains
three dead mice
two hairballs
and partridge feathers
from the pear tree.

Subject: RE: BS: Kitty gave to me... your caption
From: Genie
Date: 14 Dec 08 - 05:13 PM

LOL!

Wunnerful!

Subject: RE: BS: Kitty gave to me... your caption
From: Alice
Date: 15 Dec 08 - 11:26 AM

Snow covering the grass... need to get my greens from somewheres.

Subject: RE: BS: Kitty gave to me... your caption
From: Ed T
Date: 15 Dec 08 - 11:42 AM

Holly folly