BS: Kendall's book is back

Subject: BS: Kendall's book is back
From: kendall
Date: 05 Feb 09 - 07:44 PM

I just got a royalty check from my publisher. The book is no longer selling like ladders in a burning building, but it is selling. Still $5.95.

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's book is back
From: TRUBRIT
Date: 05 Feb 09 - 07:53 PM

Hey Kendall -- save it for the hard times a comin'!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's book is back
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Feb 09 - 09:02 PM

Yes indeed. You can burn the unsold books for heat -- and you might have to.

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's book is back
From: Dan Schatz
Date: 05 Feb 09 - 09:57 PM

Nice to know you can almost buy yourself a cup of coffee....

Dan

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's book is back
From: katlaughing
Date: 06 Feb 09 - 12:29 AM

That's kewl, Kendall!!

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's book is back
From: kendall
Date: 06 Feb 09 - 08:38 AM

28 years in print is incredible.

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's book is back
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Feb 09 - 08:51 AM

You wrote the bible??????????

(Actually I have a copy, and EVERYONE should. Buy one NOW!!! You'll never regret it.)



















Kendall, where's my cut?

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's book is back
From: maeve
Date: 06 Feb 09 - 09:40 AM

I enjoy and treasure my copy, kendall.

maeve

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's book is back
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Feb 09 - 09:49 AM

Buy several and give them as gifts.

(It really is a good book.)

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's book is back
From: Big Andy
Date: 06 Feb 09 - 11:06 AM

what do they call the book?

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's book is back
From: Fortunato
Date: 06 Feb 09 - 11:46 AM

Friends,
I suspect that some the stories in Kendall's book are not exactly true. In fact some of them might be stretchers all together. A few are likely to be bold-faced lies, but I just can't tell which ones.

I myself have never told a lie in my life and therefore cannot detect prevarication in the Captain's stories; I leave that up to you.

Did I mention his stories are funny? Some of them made me laugh out loud. One or two made my knees weak, and brought tears to my eyes. Of course my exwife could do that, too, and she wasn't funny at all.

I think you'd like this book if you like to laugh. I'd give you mine but these days I need laughter more than ever.
regards,
Chance Shiver

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's book is back
From: jacqui.c
Date: 06 Feb 09 - 12:06 PM

The book is called 'Stories Told In The Kitchen'. Send a PM if you want to buy one.

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's book is back
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Feb 09 - 12:21 PM

I only own two books: The Bible and Tales Told In The Kitchen. They are all I or anyone else need.

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's book is back
From: kendall
Date: 06 Feb 09 - 01:07 PM

In the beginning, there was a farmer's daughter...
Raparie, that is priceless.

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's book is back
From: gnu
Date: 06 Feb 09 - 02:39 PM

My personally signed copy, replete with birthday wishes, won in the Mudcat Auction, is prominently displayed on my living room coffee table.

Funny? Fer starters, the front cover is funny. Artwork by Tim Sample and forward by Marshall Dodge.

Thanks again, K.

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's book is back
From: Fortunato
Date: 06 Feb 09 - 04:37 PM

Kendall

I think Raparie might have an occasional flirtation with mendacity himself, but of course I couldn't know for sure, but you could probably spot a fib at a great distance.

Back on the 'Stories Told In The Kitchen'. I was pleased to see that the print was LARGE, so if I held it at arm's length to read since I couldn't find my glasses, I was yet successful. Susette said they were on the top of my head, but I don't know, I refused to look.



regards,
chance

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's book is back
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Feb 09 - 05:40 PM

Rapaire tells only the truth, the complete truth, the whole truth. Sometimes he tells a truth and a half, or even two or three truths, all at once. Every year whilst he was a-growin' he won the St. Dismas School For Wayward Youth Truth-Telling Medal, kindergarten through high school. In college he was famous for his forthright truthfulness, which is why he didn't have any friends and never got a date.

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's book is back
From: Fortunato
Date: 06 Feb 09 - 05:45 PM

The moral of that story is telling the truth will seldom provide you with an opportunity to mate.

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's book is back
From: gnu
Date: 06 Feb 09 - 07:01 PM

Or telling that story.

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's book is back
From: gnu
Date: 06 Feb 09 - 07:32 PM

Heheheee... fight the good fight Fortunato... even at odds against!

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's book is back
From: TRUBRIT
Date: 06 Feb 09 - 09:17 PM

my copy is treasured too....