BS: Husband Calls 911

Subject: BS: Husband Calls 911
From: Alice
Date: 28 Feb 09 - 12:24 AM

Spelling failure in 911 call. You have to hear this.


My wife got attacked by a warthog.....

Subject: RE: BS: Husband Calls 911
From: Alice
Date: 28 Feb 09 - 12:29 AM

spelling eucalyptus is just too hard,
best drag her on over to a shorter word to spell

Subject: RE: BS: Husband Calls 911
From: Ebbie
Date: 28 Feb 09 - 02:23 AM

lol

Subject: RE: BS: Husband Calls 911
From: gnu
Date: 28 Feb 09 - 06:22 AM

Head found on boolevard... bulliv... bala... (kick)... in ditch.

Subject: RE: BS: Husband Calls 911
From: Jack Blandiver
Date: 28 Feb 09 - 06:36 AM

A popular urban legend right now. Heard it from a few sources, but none better than Jim Eldon's variant from The Zoo & Logical Times:

Jim tells me a lady once collapsed just outside the pub on Hilderthorpe Road, on telephoning for emergency assistance the slightly inebriated caller was asked for the address. When he told her she asked "Hilderthorpe, how do you spell that?" The good Samaritan thought for a moment before replying, "Hang on a second and we'll drag her round to West Street...".

Subject: RE: BS: Husband Calls 911
From: kendall
Date: 28 Feb 09 - 07:15 AM

Would you believe that this joke goes back at least to the horse and buggy days?

Subject: RE: BS: Husband Calls 911
From: Bonnie Shaljean
Date: 28 Feb 09 - 07:18 AM

Hey - it's Cletus from The Simpsons. Must've moved from Springfield.

Subject: RE: BS: Husband Calls 911
From: Bobert
Date: 28 Feb 09 - 07:49 AM

"I'm going to drag her over to Oak Street... You can pick her up there..."

Ahhhhhhh, the wife 'er the warthog???

B;~)