BS: for my grade school teacher

Subject: BS: for my grade school teacher
From: olddude
Date: 03 Mar 09 - 10:12 AM

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Subject: RE: BS: for my grade school teacher
From: GUEST,leeneia
Date: 03 Mar 09 - 10:18 AM

Well done, olddude.

Did I ever tell you that I used some of your spaghetti sauce to make shepherd's pie? It worked out very well.

Subject: RE: BS: for my grade school teacher
From: maeve
Date: 03 Mar 09 - 10:21 AM

Why should you be any different, eh?

Post away.

maeve

Subject: RE: BS: for my grade school teacher
From: katlaughing
Date: 03 Mar 09 - 08:04 PM

Egg-xac-a-lee! Post away, Dan! Or, maybe you're just trying to impress your teacher?!**bg**

Subject: RE: BS: for my grade school teacher
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Mar 09 - 08:58 PM

Did I ever tell you I used Shepherd's Pie to make spaghetti sauce? Didn't work at all, at all.

Subject: RE: BS: for my grade school teacher
From: frogprince
Date: 03 Mar 09 - 09:50 PM

I tried that too, Rep; the shepherd got so mad at me for stealing his pie, he beat me half to death with that big hooked stick he carried.

Subject: RE: BS: for my grade school teacher
From: olddude
Date: 03 Mar 09 - 10:30 PM

I knew a shepherd once does that count?
I am glad the sauce worked out :-)

I never put sauce on a Shepherd

Subject: RE: BS: for my grade school teacher
From: Louie Roy
Date: 03 Mar 09 - 10:44 PM

That's why I always liked to have sex with a school teacher if you don't do it right the first time do it over and over again until you get it right and I always managed to make a mistake

Subject: RE: BS: for my grade school teacher
From: katlaughing
Date: 03 Mar 09 - 11:45 PM

Oh, Louie!LOL!

olddude, maybe it should have been a Saucy Shepherd!

Subject: RE: BS: for my grade school teacher
From: Alice
Date: 04 Mar 09 - 12:21 AM

Old dude, didn't you know the BS section was invented just for the purpose of posting stupid stuff?

Subject: RE: BS: for my grade school teacher
From: GUEST,A Regular
Date: 04 Mar 09 - 02:00 AM

Once entered a classroom after the school day and there was a kid writing fifty times--he was on about line 35--'I will not screem in class', just as his grade seven teacher had modelled it for him. I sent him home.

Subject: RE: BS: for my grade school teacher
From: paula t
Date: 04 Mar 09 - 01:17 PM

When I first started teaching I read some lines set by a rather dry History teacher. They read as follows:

"I must not excavate my nostrils during a particularly scintillating History lesson".

Subject: RE: BS: for my grade school teacher
From: olddude
Date: 04 Mar 09 - 01:20 PM

Thank you
I need that

LOL