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BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again

olddude 14 Mar 09 - 05:15 PM
GUEST,lox 14 Mar 09 - 05:42 PM
gnu 14 Mar 09 - 07:17 PM
artbrooks 14 Mar 09 - 07:51 PM
Zany Mouse 14 Mar 09 - 08:30 PM
Gurney 15 Mar 09 - 12:38 AM
GUEST,Shimrod 15 Mar 09 - 07:29 AM
Dave Hanson 15 Mar 09 - 09:36 AM
Peter T. 15 Mar 09 - 10:15 AM
The Sandman 15 Mar 09 - 02:16 PM
Alice 15 Mar 09 - 02:19 PM
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Diva 15 Mar 09 - 02:40 PM
GUEST,Guest from Sanity 16 Mar 09 - 12:19 AM
Roger the Skiffler 16 Mar 09 - 10:25 AM
The Sandman 16 Mar 09 - 10:33 AM
Wesley S 16 Mar 09 - 11:28 AM
Diva 16 Mar 09 - 01:39 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 16 Mar 09 - 10:52 PM
Zany Mouse 17 Mar 09 - 02:01 AM
Dave Hanson 17 Mar 09 - 03:43 AM
Liz the Squeak 17 Mar 09 - 03:45 AM
GUEST, topsie 17 Mar 09 - 04:28 AM
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Lonesome EJ 19 Mar 09 - 12:44 AM
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Subject: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: olddude
Date: 14 Mar 09 - 05:15 PM

I don't know how true but I heard she like single folk musicians
just thought I would let ya single guys know in case you didn't hear. You got a shot fellers


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Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: GUEST,lox
Date: 14 Mar 09 - 05:42 PM

Thaks old dude ...

... I'll go and dust off the binoculars straight away ...


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Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: gnu
Date: 14 Mar 09 - 07:17 PM

Does she appreciate a good cook too?


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Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: artbrooks
Date: 14 Mar 09 - 07:51 PM

Well, even if she were to suddenly go blind...I suspect herself would object. I shall continue to admire from afar.


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Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: Zany Mouse
Date: 14 Mar 09 - 08:30 PM

She's not the only one!!!! lol

Rhiannon (being naughty)


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Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: Gurney
Date: 15 Mar 09 - 12:38 AM

Nice! But high upkeep!


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Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: GUEST,Shimrod
Date: 15 Mar 09 - 07:29 AM

Available for what?


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Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 15 Mar 09 - 09:36 AM

Have her washed and scrubbed and sent round.

Dave H


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Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: Peter T.
Date: 15 Mar 09 - 10:15 AM

Unfathomable what anyone can see in this extremely ordinary woman.

yours,

Peter T.


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Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: The Sandman
Date: 15 Mar 09 - 02:16 PM

never heard of her,is she a politician.


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Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: Alice
Date: 15 Mar 09 - 02:19 PM

politician?

that's funny.
These days, it wouldn't surprise me to see any celebrity become a politician.


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Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: Alice
Date: 15 Mar 09 - 02:19 PM

Captain B, ever heard of the US comedy series "Friends"?


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Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: Diva
Date: 15 Mar 09 - 02:40 PM

me too but i'm not so high maintainence!!!! heeheee


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Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 16 Mar 09 - 12:19 AM

Oh Goody!..another passed around burnt out!


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Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: Roger the Skiffler
Date: 16 Mar 09 - 10:25 AM

She doesn't write; she doesn't 'phone; she never e-mails me...


RtS


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Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: The Sandman
Date: 16 Mar 09 - 10:33 AM

I have heard of it,but have never watched it.
Ronald Reagan was an actor,of sorts wasnt he?


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Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: Wesley S
Date: 16 Mar 09 - 11:28 AM

As the story goes : No matter how attractive you think the woman is - there is at least one guy out there who's had all of her s**t that he can stand.

But that goes for men too.


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Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: Diva
Date: 16 Mar 09 - 01:39 PM

Nice hair. Aparently the musician b/f spent mega bucks on a commitment ring (this was according to some writer in the Daily Mail) if shes got any sense she'll put it in the pawn and blow the money!!! Well I would


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Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 16 Mar 09 - 10:52 PM

No thanks. I spent fifteen years married to a woman who looked quite a bit like Ms Anniston. Once is enough.


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Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: Zany Mouse
Date: 17 Mar 09 - 02:01 AM

Bee-dubya-ell: Well the answer is obvious - try an ugly one! lol

Blessings
Rhiannon


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Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 17 Mar 09 - 03:43 AM

I spent 24 years married to a , hmm er less than beautiful woman and take my word for it, it's no feckin better.

Dave H


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Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 17 Mar 09 - 03:45 AM

I would just like the opportunity to prove it wouldn't make me happy....

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: GUEST, topsie
Date: 17 Mar 09 - 04:28 AM

Just because she has finished with one man (or been finished with, I haven't bothered to read all about it) this doesn't necessarily mean she is 'available' or even looking for another.
Life on your own is good.


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Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: Diva
Date: 17 Mar 09 - 08:33 AM

I aggree Topsie. I find that i am much happier now......funny that


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Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: artbrooks
Date: 17 Mar 09 - 09:18 AM

I have been married for 39 years (today!) to a woman who looks nothing like that...but that still doesn't prevent me from admiring the wonders of Mother Nature (and modern artifice).


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Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: beardedbruce
Date: 17 Mar 09 - 09:20 AM

" have been married for 39 years (today!) "

Happy Anniversary!


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Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: Zany Mouse
Date: 17 Mar 09 - 01:31 PM

And a happy anniversary from me too

Blessings
Rhiannon


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Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: Ernest
Date: 17 Mar 09 - 02:56 PM

@ Bee-dubya-ell: If you had been divorced from Jennifer Anniston you`d probably be richer than you are now....

;0)
Ernest


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Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: theleveller
Date: 18 Mar 09 - 04:40 AM

"I heard she like single folk musicians"

I heard she liked them two or three at a time.


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Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: Diva
Date: 18 Mar 09 - 12:28 PM

well probably because they don't earn as much as rock musicians?

I'll get ma coat


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Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: Zany Mouse
Date: 18 Mar 09 - 01:30 PM

Just been to the cinema to see her new film - Marley and Me. PLASE don't see this film if you have ever had a dog put down. Most folk left the cinema in tears, including me!

Blessings
Rhiannon


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Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: gnu
Date: 18 Mar 09 - 02:59 PM

Belated happy anniversary Art!

And, of course, my condolences to herself. >;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: Peter T.
Date: 18 Mar 09 - 03:00 PM

Are you referring to Jennifer Aniston's demise, or to a canine?

yours,

Peter T.


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Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: gnu
Date: 18 Mar 09 - 03:50 PM

Wha????


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Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: Zany Mouse
Date: 18 Mar 09 - 04:51 PM

The dog

Rhiannon


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Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 18 Mar 09 - 05:00 PM

This is good news!

- Shane


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Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: GUEST, topsie
Date: 18 Mar 09 - 05:30 PM

Good news that she is single?
or
Good news that it was the dog?


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Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 19 Mar 09 - 12:44 AM

As my brother-from-another-mother Peter T said, "Unfathomable what anyone can see in this extremely ordinary woman". On the nail, P.


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Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Mar 09 - 02:39 PM

That's exactly how I feel about Jennifer Aniston too. I mean, I have no real objection to her...she seems like an okay person...but she doesn't strike me as unusually attractive or unusual in any other sense either. I don't get what all the fuss is about. (?)

Now, in Angelina Jolie's case....I do get what all the fuss is about. That's the difference.


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Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: Peter T.
Date: 19 Mar 09 - 04:00 PM

So did Brad, it seems.

yours,

Peter T.


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Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: Rusty Dobro
Date: 20 Mar 09 - 09:46 AM

She's nice, but she's no Kate Rusby. So few women are.


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Subject: RE: BS: Jennifer Aniston is available Again
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Mar 09 - 03:37 PM

She's no Winona Ryder either, even though they did kiss one time on "Friends". ;-)


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