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From: Alice
Date: 17 Apr 09 - 09:17 PM

Kitty knows how to dress for success.

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From: Alice
Date: 17 Apr 09 - 09:22 PM

Past employment history?

Yes, goes back nine lives.

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From: Alice
Date: 17 Apr 09 - 09:26 PM

Other special computer skills are handling the mouse.

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From: Janie
Date: 17 Apr 09 - 10:14 PM

Of course I'm a narcissist. I'm a cat.

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From: Alice
Date: 18 Apr 09 - 01:48 AM

Yes, a striped suit and white shirt.

Totally appropriate for business.

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From: Peace
Date: 18 Apr 09 - 04:16 AM

Is that a pen or a thermometer case beside the feline? The answer might explain the look on the cat's face . . . .

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From: Georgiansilver
Date: 18 Apr 09 - 05:50 AM

I have a Catalogue of skills!

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From: topical tom
Date: 18 Apr 09 - 10:38 AM

I believe that I would be purrrfect for the job. I'm all eyes and ears and there would be no long paws during the day, only the occasional cat nap.

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From: Alice
Date: 18 Apr 09 - 01:06 PM

I believe this job would be a great opurr tuna tea for me.

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From: Alice
Date: 18 Apr 09 - 05:53 PM

FILING clerk??

oh
Thought the ad said
feline clerk.

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From: Genie
Date: 19 Apr 09 - 10:57 AM

You're probably wondering why I called this meeting ...

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From: Alice
Date: 19 Apr 09 - 11:17 AM

Performance bonus?

Is that like... extra catnip?

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From: Alice
Date: 19 Apr 09 - 11:26 AM

Quantified accomplishments...

well, over 1,000 LOLs and seasonally numerous gifts laid on doorstep,
all done on my own time.... I work nights.

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From: Ed T
Date: 19 Apr 09 - 12:16 PM

"Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad"
quote, Donald Trump

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From: Alice
Date: 19 Apr 09 - 12:52 PM

unusual job interview quotes

including...

"Would it be a problem if I'm angry most of the time?"

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From: Alice
Date: 19 Apr 09 - 12:55 PM

Candidate announced she hadn't had lunch and proceeded to eat a cheeseburger in the interviewer's office.

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From: Ed T
Date: 19 Apr 09 - 01:51 PM

Seen this one?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyCxJa4kjsA

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From: Alice
Date: 19 Apr 09 - 01:54 PM

LOL

I ate his liver
with some fava beans
and a nice Chianti.