BS: to propose a toast

Subject: BS: to propose a toast
From: kendall
Date: 15 May 09 - 05:14 PM

Now that I'm off the pain killers I'd like to propose a toast.
To:

Scotland for distilling the fine whiskey they are so famous for.
To: Glen Morangie which is what I'm drinking right now
To: Morticia who introduced me to this nectar of the Gods
To: Ranger 1 who gave me this gift for my 75th birthday
And to Giok who took me to the Glen Morangie distillery, an unforgettable experience.

And, to my daughters who gave me a bottle of Glen Fiddich which I shall tackle as soon as the Glen Morangie is gone.

Last, but not least, to all my dear friends at the mudcat who wished me a happy birthday.

Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: gnu
Date: 15 May 09 - 05:21 PM

Right back atcha lad!

Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: kendall
Date: 15 May 09 - 05:23 PM

i CAN PASSIVELY RESIST ANY MAN IN TH E H OUSE

Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: gnu
Date: 15 May 09 - 05:49 PM

And, after a few more, all the ladies too.

Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: catspaw49
Date: 15 May 09 - 05:56 PM

I too would like to propose a TOAST


I seem to be on a Heywood Banks kick..............sorry........

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: ClaireBear
Date: 15 May 09 - 05:58 PM

I'm considering crawling right through the Internet to get there and raise a glass with you, Kendall. Whatever you do, don't put on the leather coat, or the whole of the Secret Kendall Admiration League may turn up. Just try passively resisting that!

C

Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: GUEST,eric the viking
Date: 15 May 09 - 05:59 PM

If you've developed a liking for the water of life..try Highland park when you get the chance.Slante.

Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: SINSULL
Date: 15 May 09 - 06:04 PM

We had 30 year old Highland Park courtesy of Micca.

Happy Birthday, Captain. Good to see you back on the bottle.
SINS

Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: maeve
Date: 15 May 09 - 06:06 PM

I'll raise a glass in your honor, Kendall. To your good health!

maeve

Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: gnu
Date: 15 May 09 - 06:12 PM

What is it with the leather that gets the lasses into a lather?

Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: ClaireBear
Date: 15 May 09 - 06:20 PM

It's not the leather, it's Kendall in the leather.

Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: gnu
Date: 15 May 09 - 06:24 PM

Kendall in the leather makes youse lathering letchers?

Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: gnu
Date: 15 May 09 - 06:38 PM

Not that any women letch... letchering is left for men, of coarse of course.

Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: ClaireBear
Date: 15 May 09 - 06:46 PM

We neither lather nor letch. We glow and faunch.

Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: catspaw49
Date: 15 May 09 - 07:07 PM

Are you sure its the coat that's soft and flaccid?

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: kendall
Date: 15 May 09 - 07:07 PM

I Said any MAN in the house.""

I am not programed to resist women.

Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: Leadfingers
Date: 15 May 09 - 07:10 PM

I'll Propose a Toast !!






















































Burnt Bread !

Enjoy Cap'n !

Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: Jeri
Date: 15 May 09 - 07:32 PM

I am not programed to resist women.
I sense a re-boot in your future. Hopefully without the stiletto heels as they might get stuck in your pancreas or something.

Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: maeve
Date: 15 May 09 - 07:35 PM

Kendall is the reason
For all the fondest teasin'.
Not frothing or lather;
Or fancy palaver
Regarding the coat
Or the charm of the man;
Kendall is the blue-eyed reason
And Jacqui's is the love he's in.

maeve

Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: SINSULL
Date: 15 May 09 - 07:39 PM

You left out the dimples, Maeve. Add a verse with the dimples.

Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: maeve
Date: 15 May 09 - 07:48 PM

Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: maeve - PM
Date: 15 May 09 - 07:35 PM

Kendall is the reason
For all the fondest teasin'.
Not frothing or lather;
Or fancy palaver
Regarding the coat
Or the charm of the man.
Those dimples don't falter
On the way to the alter.
Kendall is the blue-eyed reason
And Jacqui's is the love he's in.

***********************

Dimples, as requested.


maeve

Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: ranger1
Date: 15 May 09 - 08:26 PM

Bravo, Maeve!

It's Kendall in the leather coat with the black hat. Ooh la la!

Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: kendall
Date: 15 May 09 - 08:52 PM

You people are raising hell with my reputation as an old salt!

Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 15 May 09 - 11:49 PM

I don't care much for toast, myself. How about proposing a waffle?

Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 16 May 09 - 01:33 AM

Raises glass...: To a quick plague and a bloody war!

Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: Morticia
Date: 16 May 09 - 04:23 AM

His whisky from Scotland and his woman from England, damn this guy has taste! Happy Birthday my friend.

Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 16 May 09 - 06:21 AM

If you like Glen Morangie try the other 'finishes' that they are doing now. The port barrel finish is wonderful but my faviurite must be the madeira (sp?)

As to the toast -

Here's to us; wha's like us.
There's nae many. They're aw' deed.

DeG

Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: kendall
Date: 16 May 09 - 10:07 AM

It says on the label "Port Cask". It is delicious on the rocks.
No diet Pepsi for this brew!

Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: Leadfingers
Date: 16 May 09 - 12:11 PM

On The Rocks ?? For Shame Cap'n ! A decent Malt should NOT be iced !

You'll be putting ice in Cognac next !

Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: gnu
Date: 16 May 09 - 12:25 PM

I hear burnt toast is good for what rails ya the morning after.

Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: kendall
Date: 16 May 09 - 12:33 PM

So, I'm a peasant! I like my drinks COLD.

Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: Leadfingers
Date: 16 May 09 - 01:03 PM

Next time you are over here Cap'n i will get some CHEAP whisky in just for you ! Then you can add Coke , or whatever !! LOL !

Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: gnu
Date: 16 May 09 - 02:47 PM

Nahhhh, ya don't need the cloves! (Dunno if that was said by Liam Clancy on "Hearty and Hellish"???)

Nothing wrong with ice if it's made from good Maine water... one of the wettest waters in the world, mind eh!

Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: Micca
Date: 17 May 09 - 05:10 AM

gnu, have you tried the new dehydrated water especially for camping,It is light easy to carry and compact, takes up no space at all hardly and you just add water to reconstitute it!
kendall, I've always been impressed with your taste in lots of things! Scotch, women, friends, music, stories
so I'll give you a toast (that might almost have been from a Mainer)
" Heres to the happiest days of my life
spent in the arms of another mans wife











My Mother"

Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: kendall
Date: 17 May 09 - 07:37 AM

Even the tour guide at the Glen Morangie distillery suggested a bit of water to bring out the taste, and furthermore, I don't let the ice melt more than just enough to chill it.
Sometimes I just drink it neat.

Anyone who prefers warm beer is suspect! After all, it gets warm on the way through your system.That's why urine and beer look alike; it doesn't have to stop to change color.

Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: jacqui.c
Date: 17 May 09 - 08:29 AM

Anyone who prefers warm beer is suspect!

That includes your wife! It is impossible to appreciate the taste of a good English bitter when it's been cooled to the consistency of a popsicle. Mind you, having tasted what generally passes for beer over here, I can see why it needs to be frozen. Might as well just pour it straight down the pan.

Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: kendall
Date: 17 May 09 - 12:23 PM

You know what they say about opinions.

By the by, I don't drink American beer.

Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: gnu
Date: 17 May 09 - 12:42 PM

Neither do I... I drink Canuck Bud, bud.

Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: gnu
Date: 17 May 09 - 01:38 PM

Ohmygoodness! I am having Partridgeberry jam from Labrador on toast. And COLD skim milk. If I had a slab of Cracker Barrel old cheddar cheese... well, I couldn't stand it! Some shockin good, me zon!

Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 17 May 09 - 03:50 PM

Yo! Somebody gotta get Kendall some 16 year old Lagavulin, on his 90th birthday. Really special according to TheSilentOne's dad. Our present to him recently on his 90th.

There ya go Kendall. Nice peaty smoky incentive in a glass.

Happy birthday.

Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: jacqui.c
Date: 17 May 09 - 04:51 PM

No good VT - he doesn't like the peaty stuff, and he has tried it.

Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: gnu
Date: 17 May 09 - 04:58 PM

Anything boggy minds me a flies.

Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: kendall
Date: 17 May 09 - 05:11 PM

When I'm 90 my taste buds will be so worn out I'll drink anything. (Except Budweiser)

Subject: RE: BS: to propose a toast
From: Joe_F
Date: 17 May 09 - 09:05 PM

No bar too far to drink to you.