BS: Bobert's Horse Scratched from Preakness

Subject: BS: Bobert's Horse Scractched from Preakness
From: Bobert
Date: 16 May 09 - 05:57 PM

Sheet fire...

Yup, my ol' mare, Moonshine Minnie, failed her drug test and has been scratched from the Preakness...

Bummer...

...not too sure where the ol' gal could have come in contact with THC but stranger things have occured...

Maybe next year???

Danged, she was looking purdy good...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Horse Scractched from Preakness
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 May 09 - 10:05 PM

Bobert, you gotta talk to the P-Vine if your horse is "looking purdy good."

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Horse Scratched from Preakness
From: katlaughing
Date: 17 May 09 - 12:33 AM

Just as well...she woulda been a bad influence on the others...the floozie!

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Horse Scratched from Preakness
From: Barry Finn
Date: 17 May 09 - 02:15 AM

"not too sure where the ol' gal could have come in contact with THC but stranger things have occured"

Have you been toking in the horse barn?

Barry

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Horse Scratched from Preakness
From: GUEST,leeneia
Date: 17 May 09 - 08:22 AM

bobert, you silly. The report says that the horse has been getting TLC, not THC.

Is there still a chance at the Preakness?

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Horse Scratched from Preakness
From: Bobert
Date: 17 May 09 - 09:26 AM

Too late now, leeneia... Maybe the Belmont Stakes...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Horse Scratched from Preakness
From: Bill D
Date: 17 May 09 - 09:58 AM

I heard of a horse once named "Harass", whose owner decided not to run it. The broadcaster reminded fans to scratch Harass.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Horse Scratched from Preakness
From: gnu
Date: 17 May 09 - 01:32 PM

Moonshine and THC? That would be a DWI... drinking while impaired.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Horse Scratched from Preakness
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 17 May 09 - 04:25 PM

Why run when you can fly?

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Horse Scratched from Preakness
From: Bobert
Date: 17 May 09 - 05:08 PM

Exactly, Richard...

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Horse Scratched from Preakness
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 May 09 - 05:31 PM

I still think ol' Bobert should get some counseling or something.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Horse Scratched from Preakness
From: Bobert
Date: 17 May 09 - 05:40 PM

I'll take the somethin', thank you...

Hey, you ain't had no bong hit with yer cat or dog, Rap??? I mean, it's a bondin' thang...

But now I ain't gonna say one way 'er another if Moonshine Minnie toked or if she did whether or not she inhaled...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Horse Scratched from Preakness
From: open mike
Date: 17 May 09 - 06:17 PM

better anything than to make belmont steak out of her
but if you do--use lots or beau monde spice

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Horse Scratched from Preakness
From: Bobert
Date: 17 May 09 - 08:19 PM

Hey, o.p....

I ain't eatin' nuthin' that I gotten high with... Right there on page 1 of Bobert's Bible...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Horse Scratched from Preakness
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 May 09 - 09:47 PM

That's true. It's right there on the first page, along with the title, the author, the publisher and the author's autograph.

Bobert's either got Friends In High Places or someone sold him deal.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Horse Scratched from Preakness
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 17 May 09 - 10:20 PM

The reason of course is GM crops - the genes that create THC in Bobert's crop are getting locked into the GM grain that gets into horsefeed, and also from there into the grasses (the sort that horses eat, not the sort that Bobert - ah - consumes...