BS: Pig flies over Ontario!!!!

Subject: BS: Pig flies over Ontario!!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 03 Jul 09 - 04:10 PM

A 12-foot long inflatable pig has broken its tether and escaped from a business in Barrie, Ontario, not far from where I live. Here's the story:

Pinky the Pig takes to the air!

Subject: RE: BS: Pig flies over Ontario!!!!
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 03 Jul 09 - 04:34 PM

I just love some of the comments. TY for sharing. So how do you catch a flying oinker?

Hot air balloon? Microlite? big net on a really long handle?

Well trained albatross called Shep? "FETCH!"

Subject: RE: BS: Pig flies over Ontario!!!!
From: Bill D
Date: 03 Jul 09 - 04:46 PM

Does the reward require an inflated pig? A good BB gun will retrieve it.

Subject: RE: BS: Pig flies over Ontario!!!!
From: catspaw49
Date: 03 Jul 09 - 04:47 PM

WHEN PIGS FLY!!!

Go for it LH!!! The pigs are flying and that means that NOW is probably your only chance ever Hawk......Go see if you can nail Winona!

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Pig flies over Ontario!!!!
From: Bill D
Date: 03 Jul 09 - 04:50 PM

...but Hell is still too warm

Subject: RE: BS: Pig flies over Ontario!!!!
From: catspaw49
Date: 03 Jul 09 - 04:51 PM

Good point.

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Pig flies over Ontario!!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 03 Jul 09 - 04:55 PM

Oh, fer.....!

Hmm. Maybe I should give it a try. Strike while the bacon is hot, so to speak.

Where did I put that number?

Subject: RE: BS: Pig flies over Ontario!!!!
From: number 6
Date: 03 Jul 09 - 05:07 PM

Pink Floyd playing in Barrie ?!?!?

Subject: RE: BS: Pig flies over Ontario!!!!
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Jul 09 - 05:20 PM

Oh hell, I thought Shame was sober.

Subject: RE: BS: Pig flies over Ontario!!!!
From: Peace
Date: 03 Jul 09 - 05:25 PM

'In a release, station manager [name removed] said he offered the large reward because "I loved that pig."'


I ain't sayin' nothin'.

Subject: RE: BS: Pig flies over Ontario!!!!
From: gnu
Date: 03 Jul 09 - 05:30 PM

Why is this a good time for Ryder?

Subject: RE: BS: Pig flies over Ontario!!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 03 Jul 09 - 06:15 PM

Because when pigs fly, anything is possible. ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Pig flies over Ontario!!!!
From: gnu
Date: 03 Jul 09 - 06:24 PM

Makin bacon while the pan is hot?

Subject: RE: BS: Pig flies over Ontario!!!!
From: open mike
Date: 03 Jul 09 - 06:24 PM

ooh..i gotta share this story with 2 of my fave radio stations..KPIG www.kpig.com and HOG RANCH RADIO, a pirate station broadcasting from the strawberry music festival. http://hogranch.com/radio/

ah, pork and radio goes together so well.

Subject: RE: BS: Pig flies over Ontario!!!!
From: catspaw49
Date: 03 Jul 09 - 06:38 PM

NEWS FLASH!!!!!

The Flying Pink Pig has been spotted flying southward and has made good progress as it was reported to be making large farting noises as it passed over the Shema Yisrael Messianic Synagogue in Rochester, New York. Fear of an international incident runs high.

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Pig flies over Ontario!!!!
From: Peace
Date: 03 Jul 09 - 06:40 PM

OY!

Subject: RE: BS: Pig flies over Ontario!!!!
From: gnu
Date: 03 Jul 09 - 06:43 PM

Could this become an international BBQ incident?

Subject: RE: BS: Pig flies over Ontario!!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 03 Jul 09 - 06:50 PM

It will be if the US military fire a missile at the thing. Burnt pork will be scattered all over the Eastern seaboard.

Winona's line is busy! DAMN! Doesn't she have call waiting?

Subject: RE: BS: Pig flies over Ontario!!!!
From: Joe_F
Date: 03 Jul 09 - 08:34 PM

Bill D: According to Dante, the very center has been frozen over for a long time.

Subject: RE: BS: Pig flies over Ontario!!!!
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Jul 09 - 08:41 PM

So...Shame is not sober, huh?

Subject: RE: BS: Pig flies over Ontario!!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 03 Jul 09 - 09:52 PM

No way, man. Shane is never sober. He's like Julian on Trailer Park Boys. He never spills his drink.

Subject: RE: BS: Pig flies over Ontario!!!!
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Jul 09 - 10:31 PM

At least not before he drinks it. Later he spills it down his shirt front or down his leg or....

Subject: RE: BS: Pig flies over Ontario!!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 03 Jul 09 - 11:37 PM

Well...yeah, but that's different, eh?

Subject: RE: BS: Pig flies over Ontario!!!!
From: Mooh
Date: 04 Jul 09 - 07:30 AM

"That'll do pig, that'll do."

Peace, Mooh.

Subject: RE: BS: Pig flies over Ontario!!!!
From: pdq
Date: 04 Jul 09 - 07:51 AM

Is this more serious than "horse flies over Ontario"?

Subject: RE: BS: Pig flies over Ontario!!!!
From: daylia
Date: 04 Jul 09 - 09:15 AM

Yup. But its less serious than swine flew over Ontario.

Little Hawk, don't give up on Winona! Born in 71, she IS a bona-fide Pig according to Chinese astrology   -- oh what could be more auspicious?!?! But if it doesn't work out, you could just quickly choose another Pig from this star-studded list ... .... Hillary Clinton, perhaps? Or Camilla Parker-Bowles? Marie Osmond?? OJ Simpson???

Your best chances are probably with Marie Antionette, though. She's been minus her head for quite awhile now   ;) =]

Subject: RE: BS: Pig flies over Ontario!!!!
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Jul 09 - 05:10 PM

I can just see him with Arnold Schwarzenegger! Oh, young love!

Subject: RE: BS: Pig flies over Ontario!!!!
From: open mike
Date: 04 Jul 09 - 05:57 PM

any word on the wayward porker?

Subject: RE: BS: Pig flies over Ontario!!!!
From: open mike
Date: 04 Jul 09 - 06:06 PM

apparently it is still on the loose
http://thebarrieexaminer.com/ArticleDisplay.aspx?e=1641146&auth=LANCE%20HOLDFORTH

Subject: RE: BS: Pig flies over Ontario!!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Jul 09 - 11:45 PM

Some fiends sent a ransom note! Who would be unscrupulous enough to kidnap a 12-foot long flying pig? What sort of monster would do such a thing?