BS: Pseudo Names (from Private Eye)

Subject: BS: Pseudo Names (from Private Eye)
From: Jim Dixon
Date: 26 Jul 09 - 08:15 PM

Just found this at the Pseudo Names page of the British humor(humour) magazine Private Eye:

Sir,
We are very concerned that some people may be altering some song lyrics simply in order to make their names seem more amusing.
WENDY KNIGHT
S. COME
ANDY LANDISDARK
ANN D. MOUNTAINS
WILL CRUMBLE
N. TUDISEE
NOAH WONT
B.A. FRAID
NORA WONT
SYD ATEER
JUSTICE LONG
S.U. STAAND
STAN BYMEE
IVAN CRY
EWAN CRY, etc.

Subject: RE: BS: Pseudo Names (from Private Eye)
From: catspaw49
Date: 26 Jul 09 - 10:57 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......My gawd Jim, that thing is priceless! I can't believe I have never seen it.......just GREAT Man!


Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Pseudo Names (from Private Eye)
From: katlaughing
Date: 26 Jul 09 - 11:48 PM

I like these two, also:

Sir,
I would be heartbroken if Pseudo Names ended.
ANGIE O'PLASTY.


Sir,
This column just makes my heart go "boom, boom, boom".
D. FIBRILATOR.

I wonder if they have a BEN DOVER? SYMIL LACRUM? FORAHOTTE TYME?

Subject: RE: BS: Pseudo Names (from Private Eye)
From: Splott Man
Date: 27 Jul 09 - 03:37 AM

Mayor Daisby
Marion Bright
Anne Mayall
Yer Chris
Mrs B White

Subject: RE: BS: Pseudo Names (from Private Eye)
From: Bryn Pugh
Date: 27 Jul 09 - 05:39 AM

LMAO, Splott Man !

Subject: RE: BS: Pseudo Names (from Private Eye)
From: Tug the Cox
Date: 27 Jul 09 - 11:59 AM

These are a little old,
    Yours,
   Joe Koaver.

Subject: RE: BS: Pseudo Names (from Private Eye)
From: Jim Dixon
Date: 27 Jul 09 - 12:36 PM

I just sent these to the magazine:

I've been saving your Pseudo Names columns ever since they started. I have a whole cabinet full of them in my bedroom.
CHESTER DRORS

I like them—or maybe I don't.
HAMMOND HAW

Subject: RE: BS: Pseudo Names (from Private Eye)
From: dick greenhaus
Date: 27 Jul 09 - 05:27 PM

Don't forger Herb and Rita Velopment

Subject: RE: BS: Pseudo Names (from Private Eye)
From: Lox
Date: 27 Jul 09 - 08:29 PM

"I don't get it" - Mrs D Point

Subject: RE: BS: Pseudo Names (from Private Eye)
From: maple_leaf_boy
Date: 27 Jul 09 - 08:39 PM

Amanda Hugginkiss
Ben Dover
Anita Bath

Am I getting it?

Subject: RE: BS: Pseudo Names (from Private Eye)
From: Lox
Date: 27 Jul 09 - 09:17 PM

I wish everyone would just bugger off!!

- Anne T Social


Oh stop moaning!

- Ida leftit


This isn't even folk

- P Dant


Has anyone seen my wife?

- Mr Atlunch ...

Subject: RE: BS: Pseudo Names (from Private Eye)
From: catspaw49
Date: 27 Jul 09 - 09:25 PM

"Exploiting the Third World" ...... by Dwight Mannsburden.


Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Pseudo Names (from Private Eye)
From: Amos
Date: 27 Jul 09 - 10:13 PM

"My Life with Spaw"

by Unruly Peckerhead

Subject: RE: BS: Pseudo Names (from Private Eye)
From: Lox
Date: 28 Jul 09 - 05:41 AM

Thai boxing for experts

by John Fukwidme

Subject: RE: BS: Pseudo Names (from Private Eye)
From: Micca
Date: 28 Jul 09 - 07:33 AM

Theresa Long
Trail A Winding
Int O D Land
Omi Dreams

Subject: RE: BS: Pseudo Names (from Private Eye)
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 28 Jul 09 - 01:07 PM

I think these pretend names are just people crying out for attention.

C Menow.

Subject: RE: BS: Pseudo Names (from Private Eye)
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 28 Jul 09 - 01:35 PM

I strained my lower lumbar ROFLMAO

So now I am dreading required visit to my physio therapist, Ivana Hirtu, BaD


(BaD = Back adjustment degree).

Subject: RE: BS: Pseudo Names (from Private Eye)
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 28 Jul 09 - 01:37 PM

Of course, it could just be paranoia...

Annie Wandere

Subject: RE: BS: Pseudo Names (from Private Eye)
From: Amos
Date: 28 Jul 09 - 02:38 PM

Is it really Annie Wandere?
The Lovett A. Poorbois might receive?
You cast your spell at I. Wente Undere,
I find it so difficult to leave!