BS: paying for bondage

Subject: RE: BS: paying for bondage
From: Dave MacKenzie
Date: 27 Jan 10 - 10:43 AM

"Tie a yellow gibbon round the old oak tree...."?

I'm sorry, I'll read that again. (where cactus in my Y-fronts made a loser out of me)

Subject: RE: BS: paying for bondage
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 27 Jan 10 - 08:16 AM

Bondage and bestiality in one song?











Tie a yellow gibbon round the old oak tree....


































I'll get me harness....

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: paying for bondage
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 27 Jan 10 - 08:13 AM

Bondsman bondsman slack your rope,
Slack it just a while
For I think I see my blue love coming,
Coming over yonder; vile

Subject: RE: BS: paying for bondage
From: Ed T
Date: 26 Jan 10 - 08:35 PM

Why not just pray yourself out of bondage....if you find yourself in such a sorry state:http://ezinearticles.com/?Praying-Your-Way-Out-of-Bondage---Prayers-From-Exodus-and-Leviticus-by-Elmer-Towns&id=2219701

Subject: RE: BS: paying for bondage
From: Ed T
Date: 26 Jan 10 - 08:04 PM

Dang me, dang me
They oughta take a rope and hang me
High from the highest tree
Woman would you weep for me.

Subject: RE: BS: paying for bondage
From: Ed T
Date: 26 Jan 10 - 08:01 PM

There'll be no strings to bind your hands
Not if my love can find your heart
And there's no need to take a stand
For it was I who choose to start
I see no need to take me home
I'm old enough to face the dawn....
....
Just call me angle of the morning, baby....

Subject: RE: BS: paying for bondage
From: GUEST,Mark-s(on the road)
Date: 26 Jan 10 - 07:18 PM

I was hoping this thread might be a directory to certain business enterprises which cater to somewhat "non mainstream" fun.

Not that I know anything about that, mind you.

Subject: RE: BS: paying for bondage
From: GUEST,eric the viking
Date: 26 Jan 10 - 06:25 PM

I got a cuff round the ear once !

By the way I've taken up fly tying. So be careful.

Subject: RE: BS: paying for bondage
From: mousethief
Date: 25 Jan 10 - 07:14 PM

Released, for a fee, from a court held in a sinking boat.

Bail bonds.

O..O
=o=

Subject: RE: BS: paying for bondage
From: Ed T
Date: 25 Jan 10 - 07:13 PM

I ache for the taste of bonded stock,
Be it grape, the grains, or a London Dock
I guzzle the spirits like nobody else,
And, dance a Tango like an Irish elf

Subject: RE: BS: paying for bondage
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 25 Jan 10 - 06:45 PM

I ache for the touch of your lips dear,
But much more for the touch of your whips dear....
You can raise welts, like nobody else,
As we dance to the Masochism Tango...

Tom Lehrer via

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: paying for bondage
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Jan 10 - 01:17 PM

What does this say about Treasury Bonds? Or Municipal Bonds? Or the Bond Market? Or bottled in bond?

Subject: RE: BS: paying for bondage
From: Michael
Date: 25 Jan 10 - 10:30 AM

So, a thread for people who want tying?

Mike

Subject: RE: BS: paying for bondage
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 25 Jan 10 - 09:41 AM

The Bond Flayed Whipping Matilda.

Subject: RE: BS: paying for bondage
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 25 Jan 10 - 09:31 AM

Sticks and stones may break my bones
But whips and chains excite me...

:D (eG)

Subject: RE: BS: paying for bondage
From: GUEST,CrazyEddie
Date: 25 Jan 10 - 09:23 AM

In case anyone missed it,
I'm afraid not = I'm a frayed knot.

Subject: RE: BS: paying for bondage
From: MikeL2
Date: 25 Jan 10 - 09:21 AM

Please Release Me Let Me go.......

Subject: RE: BS: paying for bondage
From: Leadfingers
Date: 25 Jan 10 - 08:33 AM

That was the Dyslexic Pimp - Opened a warehouse

Subject: RE: BS: paying for bondage
From: gnomad
Date: 25 Jan 10 - 08:25 AM

What about bonded warehousing? Careful how you spell that if googling, could lead to who knows what sites.

Subject: RE: BS: paying for bondage
From: GUEST,CrazyEddie
Date: 25 Jan 10 - 08:06 AM

Is it money for old rope?

I'm afraid not

Subject: RE: BS: paying for bondage
From: Ed T
Date: 24 Jan 10 - 07:58 PM

The bandito did not bond, with the car with much bondo.

Subject: RE: BS: paying for bondage
From: Ed T
Date: 24 Jan 10 - 07:47 PM

Said a gifted young thinker named Bond,
Who was asked to explain the Beyond,
"Life is cute but absurd
And from this I've inferred
That the Lord of Creation is blonde"

Graham Lester

Subject: RE: BS: paying for bondage
From: mousethief
Date: 24 Jan 10 - 07:46 PM

Operating at the subatomic level, the EE bonds tie the subatomic particles to the Dow Jones Industrial Average.

O..O
=o=

Subject: RE: BS: paying for bondage
From: Ed T
Date: 24 Jan 10 - 07:43 PM

Oh, Oh, the bond in the letter A in my siamese gave out....

Subject: RE: BS: paying for bondage
From: Dave MacKenzie
Date: 24 Jan 10 - 07:43 PM

And there was always Basildon Bond, the compulsive letter writer.

Subject: RE: BS: paying for bondage
From: Ed T
Date: 24 Jan 10 - 07:42 PM

Dick Bond, was James Bond's simese brother....they were separated at bar mitzvah.

Subject: RE: BS: paying for bondage
From: mousethief
Date: 24 Jan 10 - 07:37 PM

Gentlemen prefer bonds.

O..O
=o=

Subject: RE: BS: paying for bondage
From: Acorn4
Date: 24 Jan 10 - 07:26 PM

This was an advert which appeared in the Leicester Mercury a few years back:-

BONDAGE

require

LEAD GUITARIST

NO TIES!

Subject: RE: BS: paying for bondage
From: Ed T
Date: 24 Jan 10 - 07:09 PM

Someone's word is their bond.....not sure who though?

Subject: RE: BS: paying for bondage
From: Ed T
Date: 24 Jan 10 - 07:03 PM

Alberta bound

Subject: RE: BS: paying for bondage
From: Dave MacKenzie
Date: 24 Jan 10 - 06:38 PM

Bandages for bondage? I want my mummy!

Subject: RE: BS: paying for bondage
From: Smokey.
Date: 24 Jan 10 - 06:34 PM

"Can't help but wonder where I'm bound"

Subject: RE: BS: paying for bondage
From: MartinRyan
Date: 24 Jan 10 - 06:28 PM

Jeez! I read it as "paying for bandage" and assumed the NHS was confinuing its downward spiral...

Regards

Subject: RE: BS: paying for bondage
From: frogprince
Date: 24 Jan 10 - 06:24 PM

Silk scarves look nicer for those pictures to submit to internet sites.

Subject: RE: BS: paying for bondage
From: mousethief
Date: 24 Jan 10 - 06:16 PM

Would you like to swing on a gibbet
Carry moonbeams home in a trivet
And be a cooler cat than a civet
Or would you rather be a rope?

Subject: RE: BS: paying for bondage
From: Bill D
Date: 24 Jan 10 - 06:07 PM

♫ "Must I Go Bound, While You Go Fee?" ♫

Subject: RE: BS: paying for bondage
From: Dave MacKenzie
Date: 24 Jan 10 - 06:05 PM

Hey, tie a knot in it, please.

Subject: RE: BS: paying for bondage
From: mousethief
Date: 24 Jan 10 - 06:03 PM

Hey, no noose is good news.

O..O
=o=

Subject: RE: BS: paying for bondage
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 24 Jan 10 - 05:43 PM

If this is paying for bondage, shouldn't that be 'tie me kangaroo up boys'?

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: paying for bondage
From: Dave MacKenzie
Date: 24 Jan 10 - 05:23 PM

No doubt there are many who do.

Subject: RE: BS: paying for bondage
From: Ebbie
Date: 24 Jan 10 - 05:20 PM

Damn. I keep reading this title as "Praying for Bondage"

Subject: RE: BS: paying for bondage
From: Ed T
Date: 24 Jan 10 - 05:00 PM

Rope a Dope

Subject: RE: BS: paying for bondage
From: Rasener
Date: 24 Jan 10 - 04:22 PM

Tie me kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down

Subject: RE: BS: paying for bondage
From: Dave MacKenzie
Date: 24 Jan 10 - 03:45 PM

You're just stringing us along!

Subject: RE: BS: paying for bondage
From: Ed T
Date: 24 Jan 10 - 10:49 AM

A few pieces of the rope song lyrics that never really came together. May have to try the byproducts again:

But when you talk about construction
I don't think that you should rule hemp out
You say you got a real solution
Well, you know
We'd like you to to test Hemp out

But when you want money
for rope with strands that break
All I can say brother is polyester is fake

You say they've changed ropes constitution
Well, you know
We all want good braided thread
You tell me it's the institution
Well, you know
We'd like to bind your hands instead


But if you go carrying pictures ofKevlar ropes used now
You ain't going to make it with anyone anyhow
Don't you know Hemp's all right

Subject: RE: BS: paying for bondage
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 24 Jan 10 - 10:32 AM

For those of us who live on the wrong side of the Atlantic and don't get the joke:

"Money for old rope" = a very easy way of making money.

"This saying originates from the days of public hangings. It was a perquisite of the hangman to keep the rope used to hang his 'customer'. The rope, however, was popular with the macabre crowds, so the hangman used to cut the rope up and sell it."

Now that I understand the joke, I'll think up a witty reply and get back with you.

Subject: RE: BS: paying for bondage
From: Ed T
Date: 24 Jan 10 - 10:24 AM

Don't want to seem twisted, but I prefer hemp....(Cannabis sativa,, one of the original components of canvas...unfortunately, industrial hemp does not contain enough tetrahydrocannabinol to make it a psychoactive substance).So, I rarely get unraveled by using the byproducts. I once wrote a rope songs, called "Hey Jute" first line was "Hemp, we all want to bind the world" Never completed it though.

Subject: RE: BS: paying for bondage
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 24 Jan 10 - 10:22 AM

A knotty problem

Subject: RE: BS: paying for bondage
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 24 Jan 10 - 10:15 AM

It's a difficult one to tie down I'm afraid.

Dave H

Subject: RE: BS: paying for bondage
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 24 Jan 10 - 10:05 AM

I can't give you an answer to that one mate, I'm a bit tied up at the moment.

Subject: BS: paying for bondage
From: GUEST,eric the viking
Date: 24 Jan 10 - 10:02 AM

Is it money for old rope?