BS: Chimp sent to rehab

Subject: BS: Chimp sent to rehab
From: Amergin
Date: 01 Mar 10 - 05:20 PM

And no his name is NOT George W. Bush.

Apparently, a Russian chimp became addicted to alcohol and nicotine...and so zookeepers sent him to rehab.


Alcoholic Chimpanzee

Subject: RE: BS: Chimp sent to rehab
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Mar 10 - 05:25 PM

Boy, this sure sounds familiar, doesn't it?

Subject: RE: BS: Chimp sent to rehab
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 01 Mar 10 - 05:55 PM

well I know I have been around mudcat long enough when Little Hawk's comment makes me guffaw out loud.

How is Chongo BTW? He should be leading that 12 Step Program by now.

Subject: RE: BS: Chimp sent to rehab
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Mar 10 - 06:24 PM

He's okay. I'm sure he'll be quite interested in this story. There aren't all that many chimps resident in Russia.

Subject: RE: BS: Chimp sent to rehab
From: Amos
Date: 01 Mar 10 - 07:12 PM

This opens a whole new vein on the mystery of where Chongo went after that IED blew up in his face outside of Kandahar. He went to Russia and found a sucker. No big surprise there. Chinga will be thrilled to find out where he has parked his hairy ass.


A

Subject: RE: BS: Chimp sent to rehab
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Mar 10 - 09:18 PM

Chongo was rescued by a team of elite Canadian Forces snipers. The last time anyone heard he was recovering in hospital at an unnamed site in the upper Yukon Province.

Subject: RE: BS: Chimp sent to rehab
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Mar 10 - 10:38 PM

It's foolish to listen to the ramblings of "Amos" on this matter as he is totally unqualified to even comment on it.

Subject: RE: BS: Chimp sent to rehab
From: mousethief
Date: 01 Mar 10 - 11:06 PM

He said, "No, no, no."

Subject: RE: BS: Chimp sent to rehab
From: Amos
Date: 01 Mar 10 - 11:40 PM

Ah, the Axis of Delusion raises its hairy butt once again...

Subject: RE: BS: Chimp sent to rehab
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 02 Mar 10 - 03:38 AM

Beer drinking, chain smoking, hairy ass... I SWEAR I dated this guy in 1988....

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Chimp sent to rehab
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 Mar 10 - 09:13 AM

We'll have to look further into that, Liz. Perhaps he can be given refugee status in the UK if you will take him in.

Subject: RE: BS: Chimp sent to rehab
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 02 Mar 10 - 07:00 PM

Good reference, mousie

Subject: RE: BS: Chimp sent to rehab
From: Charley Noble
Date: 02 Mar 10 - 07:42 PM

This thread is going bananas fast!

Charley Noble

Subject: RE: BS: Chimp sent to rehab
From: Little Hawk
Date: 03 Mar 10 - 10:53 AM

Think about it, Liz! You could know the joy of having those hairy arms around you once again after all these years, plus experiencing the warm glow in the heart that comes from helping others. ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Chimp sent to rehab
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 04 Mar 10 - 09:16 AM

Two words LH - one ryhmes with 'duck', the other is the opposite of 'on'.

I dumped him into the arms of the local police back in 1988, I'll do it again without batting an eyelash.

Warm glows I can get with my rabbit.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Chimp sent to rehab
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Mar 10 - 10:10 AM

(chuckle)

Subject: RE: BS: Chimp sent to rehab
From: Genie
Date: 04 Mar 10 - 08:54 PM

Yes, Liz, as long as you have a cottontail and your tits, who needs a Beer drinking, chain smoking, hairy ape around?