BS: Larry King Cloned

Subject: BS: Larry King Clone
From: CarolC
Date: 01 Apr 10 - 03:21 PM

Larry King, in his continued bid for immorality, has signed a contract with a biogenetics firm in Brazil to create a clone of himself. A law firm specializing in bio-ethics is trying to persuade the Brazilian government to put a stop to the cloning, saying that cloning humans is a crime against nature and God.

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Subject: RE: BS: Larry King Cloned
From: gnu
Date: 01 Apr 10 - 03:24 PM

Hmmm... nah. Too obvious.

Subject: RE: BS: Larry King Cloned
From: CarolC
Date: 01 Apr 10 - 03:30 PM

I made a typo. That should have been "immortality" up there, but what the hell, eh?

Subject: RE: BS: Larry King Cloned
From: pdq
Date: 01 Apr 10 - 03:36 PM

"Larry King, in his continued bid for immorality..." ~ CarolC

What would Freud have to say?

Subject: RE: BS: Larry King Cloned
From: gnu
Date: 01 Apr 10 - 03:36 PM

It was good typo, CC.

Subject: RE: BS: Larry King Cloned
From: CarolC
Date: 01 Apr 10 - 03:40 PM

Freud would say, "I want to sleep with my mother".

Subject: RE: BS: Larry King Cloned
From: pdq
Date: 01 Apr 10 - 03:43 PM

Odd, that is the same thing Larry King said.

Are they related?

Subject: RE: BS: Larry King Cloned
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 01 Apr 10 - 03:45 PM

My God!!


How old must his mother be!!??

Subject: RE: BS: Larry King Cloned
From: Ebbie
Date: 01 Apr 10 - 05:14 PM

How many times has Larry King been married? There may be something to that typo. :)

Subject: RE: BS: Larry King Cloned
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 01 Apr 10 - 05:17 PM

Classic Larry on that video though! He is magic with a mic!

Subject: RE: BS: Larry King Cloned
From: Ebbie
Date: 01 Apr 10 - 05:23 PM

I just checked: Larry King has been married 8 (eight) times.

Subject: RE: BS: Larry King Cloned
From: Riginslinger
Date: 01 Apr 10 - 05:30 PM

If you cloned Larry King, how would you know it was alive?

Subject: RE: BS: Larry King Cloned
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 01 Apr 10 - 05:31 PM

Do I hear nine? Going once! Going trice!

Common Mama King! you know you want to!

Subject: RE: BS: Larry King Cloned
From: pdq
Date: 01 Apr 10 - 06:37 PM

If you took off Larry King's suspenders his shoulders would drop...and his eyeballs would fall out!

Subject: RE: BS: Larry King Cloned
From: Lox
Date: 01 Apr 10 - 06:43 PM

But his stockings would stay up!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Larry King Cloned
From: pdq
Date: 01 Apr 10 - 06:53 PM

Larry King is the only human being with hair is rated to survive a category 5 hurricane.

Subject: RE: BS: Larry King Cloned
From: Lox
Date: 01 Apr 10 - 08:35 PM

And glasses that could be used as storm barriers.

Subject: RE: BS: Larry King Cloned
From: catspaw49
Date: 01 Apr 10 - 11:18 PM

"A law firm specializing in bio-ethics is trying to persuade the Brazilian government to put a stop to the cloning, saying that cloning humans is a crime against nature and God."

I wouldn't normally agree with that statement, but in the case of Larry King...............oh yeah................that'd definitely be a crime..............


Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Larry King Cloned
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 Apr 10 - 10:58 AM

While we're at it...why not clone Woody Allen too?

Subject: RE: BS: Larry King Cloned
From: Ebbie
Date: 02 Apr 10 - 11:18 AM

I have seen no recent photos of Woody Allen, LH. What's he look like?

I've said for some time that to me the Rolling Stones all look like they'd been buried- and dug up.

Subject: RE: BS: Larry King Cloned
From: CarolC
Date: 02 Apr 10 - 11:20 AM

Larry was looking pretty good in the video I posted, though. Maybe he had some plastic surgery.

Subject: RE: BS: Larry King Cloned
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 Apr 10 - 12:46 PM

Well, he's looking pretty old, Ebbie. But he can still talk the paint off a brick wall.

Subject: RE: BS: Larry King Cloned
From: CarolC
Date: 02 Apr 10 - 12:53 PM

Did you see him in the video, LH?

Subject: RE: BS: Larry King Cloned
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 02 Apr 10 - 12:57 PM

Have you seen him driving Snoop Dogg's car?

Is there a creepier combination than Larry King and Snoop Dogg?

Subject: RE: BS: Larry King Cloned
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 Apr 10 - 01:24 PM

I see a video of Rick Astley... (?)

Subject: RE: BS: Larry King Cloned
From: CarolC
Date: 02 Apr 10 - 01:30 PM

LH, you've been "Rickrolled"!

Take that


;-D

Subject: RE: BS: Larry King Cloned
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 Apr 10 - 03:54 PM

I'm obviously missing something here... ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Larry King Cloned
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 02 Apr 10 - 04:23 PM

Seems like a perfect choice, since cloning a functional brain is probably the hardest part.

John

Subject: RE: BS: Larry King Cloned
From: CarolC
Date: 02 Apr 10 - 04:35 PM

It's called "Rickrolling" when people get others to unknowingly open a link to Rick Astly doing that song. People usually do it by putting the link in a serious post. My brother got me good once when I had logged on to my MySpace page on his computer, and forgot to log off when I left. He posted that song as my page's music.

The only problem with Rickrolling in the Mudcat is that hardly anyone opens any links here.

Subject: RE: BS: Larry King Cloned
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 Apr 10 - 04:52 PM

Oh, I see. ;-) Heh! Well, I don't think I really listened long enough to get a full appreciation of just how awful that song is.

Maybe I should open it again.

Hmmm. Decisions, decisions...