Subject: RE: Amusing Work Songs?? From: Uncle_DaveO Date: 24 Feb 01 - 05:12 PM Yes, I have "The Woodsman's Alphabet" on a record. It starts: A is for axe, as you very well know. Sing hi derry oh, how merry are we! Dave Oesterreich |
Subject: RE: Amusing Work Songs?? From: GUEST,Treaties Date: 24 Feb 01 - 05:27 PM The chorus I love is:-
I'm looking for a job with a sky high pay Sorry I don't know the verses. |
Subject: RE: Amusing Work Songs?? From: Amos Date: 24 Feb 01 - 11:41 PM As Pat Worked on the Railway is rich with humour of a bitter sort; as is "Drill ye Tarriers, Drill"; and for the kind of work that's outside the mainstream, "Days of Forty-Nine" says a lot. And, as Art says, Warner's "Blue Mountain Lake" is all work and thick with laughs. My Dad was from upstate, although he became a cosmopolitan after college and moved to Manhattan; but the verse that always cracked him and made him hold his sides laughing was:
"And now my good fellas, adieu to you all,
'Course that brings up all kinds of other songs -- the Erie Canal, for one, and the E-RI-E, for another. And the Locktender's Lament, which I believe Burl Ives recorded in the early 60's or thereabouts.
Regards, A. |
Subject: RE: Amusing Work Songs?? From: Arkie Date: 25 Feb 01 - 01:34 AM "When I was a lad, I served a term as an office boy in an attorney's firm..." The policeman's Lot Is Not a Happy One At least they make me laugh, but then so do the Clintons. |
Subject: RE: Amusing Work Songs?? From: GUEST,mike putt @ work Date: 25 Feb 01 - 04:15 AM Paddy and the sicknote is a gem, but what about Goldwatch Blues by Donovan |
Subject: Lyr Add: I'LL DO ANYTHING BUT WORK (Ray Charles) From: Jim Dixon Date: 08 Dec 14 - 10:54 PM I'LL DO ANYTHING BUT WORK [Some sources say this was written by Ray Charles; others say Dorinda Morgan] As recorded by Ray Charles on "Rockin' with Ray" (1980) I'll take you strollin' down Lovers' Lane. I'll come to see you even in the rain. I'll do anything for you—but work. Sing your praises, hold your hand, Tell the world that I think you're grand. I'll do anything for you—but slave.* I'll take you out to dine and dance, Fill your ears with sweet romance. See, baby, I know I'm handsome, but what the heck.** I'm all yours if you pay the check. I'm yours to have, yours to hold, But that word "work" just leaves me cold. I'll do anything for you but work. I'll take you out to dine and dance, Fill your ears with sweet romance. Baby, I'm so good-lookin' it's a shame!** I'm all yours if you pay the check. I'm yours to have, yours to hold, But that word "work" just leaves me cold. I'll do anything for you but work. * Other artists sing "work." ** Other artists sing "I know I'm not good lookin', but what the heck." Spotify has recordings by Lowell Levinger, Grandpa Banana, and Duke Robillard, in addition to Ray Charles. |
Subject: RE: Amusing Work Songs?? From: Bert Date: 09 Dec 14 - 01:26 AM ONLY A WORKING MAN div When you pick up the Sunday morning papers It's nearly always trouble that you read Man and wife, always 'aving strife For separation each of them will plead Now if the woman only used a bit of tact With 'appiness they always would be blessed Do the same as I do and you'll never 'ave a row Believe me, my old man's one of the best Chorus: I wake him every morning when the clock strikes eight I'm always punctual, never, never late With a nice cup of tea and a little round of toast The Sporting Life and the Winning Post I make him nice and cosy, then I toddle off to work I do the best I can For I'm only doing what a woman should do 'Cos he's only a working man I 'urry home each day and cook the dinner And give it to 'im nice and 'ot in bed It's nice to know when to work I go 'E's always thinking of me, so 'e said "E lies in bed so patiently till I come 'ome to tea I wouldn't 'ave him vexed at any cost And if 'e backs a loser, never says an angry word 'Cos I give 'im back the money that 'e lost Chorus: div Written and composed by Rule & Holt Performed by Lily Morris (1882-1952) |
Subject: RE: Amusing Work Songs?? From: Jim Carroll Date: 09 Dec 14 - 03:50 AM Bluey Brink There once was a shearer by name Bluey Brink A devil for work and a terror for drink He could shear a full hundred each day without fear And drink without winking four gallons of beer Now Jimmy the barman who served out the drink He hated the sight of this here Bluey Brink Who stayed much too late and who came much too soon At morning, at evening, at night and at noon One day as Jimmy was cleaning the bar With sulphuric acid he kept in a jar Along comes this shearer a bawling with thirst Saying whatever you've got Jim just give me the first Now it aint in the history, you wont find it in print But that shearer drunk acid with never a wink Saying that's the stuff Jimmy why strike me stone dead This'll make me the ringer of Stephenson's shed All through that long day as he served up the beer Poor Jimmy was sick with his trouble and fear Too anxious to argue too worried to fight He saw that poor shearer a corpse in his fright But early next morning when he opened the door Well there was that shearer a yelling for more With his eyebrows all singed and his whiskers deranged And holes in hide hide like a dog with the mange. Says Jimmy and how did you find the new stuff? Says Bluey it's fine but I've not had enough It gives me great courage to shear and to fight But why does that stuff set me whiskers alight? I thought I knew grog, but I must have been wrong The stuff that you gave me was proper and strong It set me to coughing and you know I'm no liar But every damn cough set me whiskers on fire Notes From the singing of A.L.Lloyd. Simon McDonald of Creswick Vic, sings another version called 'Bill Brink' which is closer to Tex Morton's version recorded in the late 1930's. Jim Carroll |
Subject: RE: Amusing Work Songs?? From: GUEST,henryp Date: 09 Dec 14 - 08:58 AM Workin' at the car wash blues Well, all I can do is a shake my head You might not believe that it's true For workin' at this end of Niagara Falls Is an undiscovered Howard Hughes So baby, don't expect to see me with no double martini In any high-brow society news Cause I got them steadily depressin', low down mind messin' Workin' at the car wash blues By the late, great Jim Croce. |
Subject: RE: Amusing Work Songs?? From: Uncle_DaveO Date: 09 Dec 14 - 12:26 PM (Re)scanning quickly through this thread, I didn't see that anyone had nominated The Ratcatcher's Daughter. Consider it done. Dave Oesterreich |
Subject: Lyr Add: BANANA BOAT (DAY-O) (Stan Freberg) From: brashley46 Date: 09 Dec 14 - 12:34 PM And there is Stan Freberg's version of Day-Oh (the Banana Boat Song). Day-o, day-o Daylight come and Me wan go home Day, he say... (Man, I'm gonna have to ask You not to shout like that) Well... (it's like right in my ear) It goes with the song (Yeah, but don't holler In my ear, man) Well, it's authentic Calypso (Yeah, but try standing Next to me, man) Well, the shout go With the bongo drum (Not my bongo drums, man I mean, move away) Well, I don't see why (No, no, no, stand over Next to the guitar, man) He sent me over here (Yeah, well, then sing soft, man You know, I mean like, wow) Ok, day... (It's too loud, man) Day... (that's better) Me say day, me say day Me say day, me say day Me say day-o, daylight come And me wan go home (Yeah, man) Work all night On a drink of rum Daylight come and Me wan go home Stack banana til The morning come Daylight come and Me wan go home Lift six foot, seven foot (Hold it, man) eight foot bunch (Hold it, man) Daylight come and (Too loud, man) Me wan go home (Too loud) Lift six foot, seven foot (Hold it, man) eight foot bunch (Hold it, man) Daylight come and Me wan go home (My ears, man, like my ears) Day... (no, hold it, man) Me say day-o (it's too shrill, man) (It's too piercing) Well, I don't see why (No, it's too piercing, man It's too piercing) Well, I got to do the shout (No, man, it's too piercing Like I don't dig loud noises) Well, you ruined the whole (Piercing) record is what you did (Yeah, well, tough I'll take my bongos and go, man Cause the whole is like Bugging me, anyhow) Yeah, well, wait a minute I won't shout (no, man) (Like I didn't wanna make This gig in the first place) Oh, no, wait a minute I'll be soft (yeah, well) (Then back off from me, man It's too piercing) Okay, how's this, day-o (Too loud, man) Okay, day-o (too loud, man) (I can still hear you Would you mind leaving the room) Okay *footsteps leaving* Day, me say day-o (crazy) *Footsteps entering* Daylight come and Me wan go home *Footsteps leaving* Day, me say day-o *Footsteps entering* Daylight come and Me wan go home A beautiful bunch Of ripe banana Daylight come and Me wan go home Hide the deadly Black tarantula Daylight come and Me wan go home (No, man, don't sing about Spiders, I mean, like I don't dig spiders) Well, that's how the song goes It goes hide the Deadly black tarantula Daylight come and Me wan go home (Is that it, can I leave now) Not yet, we got a big finish *Footsteps leaving* Me say day, me say day Me say day, me say day Me say day-o *Knocking* Hey, I locked myself out (Crazy) *window breaks* I come through the window (yeah) Daylight come and Me wan go home |
Subject: Lyr Add: D. W. WASHBURN (Leiber & Stoller) From: Jim Dixon Date: 14 Dec 14 - 07:18 PM This was suggested by Arkie above. This is my transcription. D. W. WASHBURN Written by Jerry Leiber & Mike Stoller As recorded by the Monkees, released as a single, 1968. "D. W. Washburn," I heard a sweet voice say, "D. W. Washburn, this is your lucky day. A hot bowl of soup is waiting, a hot bowl of soup and a shave. D. W. Washburn, we've picked you to save. "Can't you hear the flugelhorn? Can't you hear the bell? Even you can be reborn, you naughty ne'er-do-well. If you don't get out of that gutter before the next big rain, D. W. Washburn, you're gonna wash right down the drain. "Up! Up! Come on, get up! Get up out of your street! If you can only make it from your hands to your knees, I know you can make it to your feet." "D. W. Washburn," I said to myself, "D. W. Washburn, why don't you go save somebody else? Well, I got no job to go to; I don't work and I don't get paid. I got a bottle of wine; I'm feelin' fine, and I believe I've got it made. "I'd like to thank all you good people for comin' to my aid, But I'm D. W. Washburn; I do believe I got it made. "I do believe I got it made." [Repeat and fade.] |
Subject: RE: Amusing Work Songs?? From: Uncle_DaveO Date: 15 Dec 14 - 10:04 AM If it's not already in the thread, then The Strawberry Roan (Or even if it's already in the thread!) Okay, it's not heavily funny, but "amusing" is justified, I think. Dave Oesterreich |
Subject: Lyr Add: SONG OF THE TRADES From: Jim Carroll Date: 15 Dec 14 - 11:19 AM From the singing of Ewan MacColl (The Wanton Muse) Jim Carroll BALLAD OF THE TRADES (English) This comprehensive catalogue of the tools of the trades might be said to sum up the contents of this album. Each of the songs has been conceived in the terminology of the trade of its maker, each process of work honed down to fine shades of description, each symbol exactly mirroring or extending the tool(s) used, or the medium in which the trade is carried on. Such a song could well be extended into modern life, what with the myriad of new professions, trades and skills daily being developed - as long as the eye remains receptive to impressions of shape, the hand to impressions of texture and the mind open to analogous sensation and creation, 'The Ballad of the Trades' could well have thousands of verses! (Source: a collation of several broadside texts, with tune by the singer.) SONG OF THE TRADES
Here's to all trades and all tradesmen,
The Collier, the mucky old Collier, |
Subject: RE: Amusing Work Songs?? From: GUEST,henryp Date: 15 Dec 14 - 12:15 PM The Gas Man Cometh - Flanders and Swann 'Twas on a Monday morning the gas man came to call. The gas tap wouldn't turn - I wasn't getting gas at all. He tore out all the skirting boards to try and find the main And I had to call a carpenter to put them back again. Oh, it all makes work for the working man to do. |
Subject: RE: Amusing Work Songs?? From: MGM·Lion Date: 15 Dec 14 - 05:15 PM 15 years later! I taught the late Sandy Paton that version of "On Monday I never go to work" {18 Aug 99} when he was here in 1958. I still sing it -- you will find it on my YouTube channel [Title: 'The Working Week']! ≈M≈ http://www.youtube.com/user/mgmyer |
Subject: RE: Amusing Work Songs?? From: AlbertsLion Date: 16 Dec 14 - 10:31 AM What about Grey Flannel Line (Les Barker?) |
Subject: RE: Amusing Work Songs?? From: AlbertsLion Date: 16 Dec 14 - 10:33 AM Sorry Robin Hayes!!! (not Les Barker) :-( |
Subject: RE: Amusing Work Songs?? From: Jack Campin Date: 07 Mar 21 - 06:07 PM There has to be some song material in what biologists get to do for a living: Rabbit-masturbating shanties? |
Subject: RE: Amusing Work Songs?? From: JHW Date: 10 Mar 21 - 03:16 PM Work wasn't always that amusing. (But I can still remember it) |
Subject: RE: Amusing Work Songs?? From: RTim Date: 10 Mar 21 - 03:27 PM I sing some of this song, which I got from an old Bob Davenport recording... Tim Radford I Don't Work For A Living - Give Me a Hammer by Edward Lee and James J. Mullan Oh give me a nail and a hammer And a picture to hang on the wall Oh give me a stone stepladder If you don't, well I might fall Oh give me a bottle of whiskey And a barrel of good stong Ale And I bet you, I'll hang up that picture If somebody drives the nail I don't work for a living I get along alright without I don't toil all day I suppose it's because I not built that way Some people work for love They say it's all sunshine and gain But if I can't have sunshine without any work I guess I'll stay out in the rain. I've got a pal I think the world of We never agree, this is why He says he's the laziest person That he is more lazy than I So we made a bet to decide it I won without trying, you see When he reached for the dough, I just whispered "Put the bet in my pocket for me" I don't work for a living, I get along all right without. I live peacefully, For labor disputes never worry me I love my family, And even my mother-in-law I decided to make them all happy, that's why I never go home any more. Now I haven't got a red penny The reason is I'm always broke Of pawn tickets I haven't any My wife's wash is all that's in soak But I get my three square meals daily And a place to sleep when it gets dark If I can't find a bed in the alley Then I'll find me a bench in the park. I don't work for a living, I get along all right without. Work's not meant for me, Why, even the thought hurts my dignity My wife does all the work, She even puts out the ash-can But last night I got sore when the neighbors all yelled "Why don't you put out your old man?" |
Subject: RE: Amusing Work Songs?? From: matthewdechant Date: 10 Mar 21 - 05:56 PM Lots of great suggestions here, one of my favorites is The Last Bristolian Pirate by the Longest Johns (slight rewrite of The Last Saskatchewan Pirate by the Arrogant Worms) Oh I used to be a farmer and I made a living fine I had a little stretch of land, along the western line But times were hard and though I tried the money wasn't there And bankers came and took my land and told me "fair is fair." I looked for every kind of job, the answer always: "no" "Hire you now?", they'd always laugh, "we just let twenty go" The government they promised me a measly little sum But I've got too much pride to end up just another bum And I said: "who gives a damn if all the jobs are gone I'm going to be a pirate on the river Severn!" (Yarr!) [Chorus] And it's a- heave-ho hi-ho Coming down the plains Stealing wheat and barley and all the other grains And it's a- ho-hey hi-hey farmers bar your doors When you see the Jolly Roger on the Severn's mighty shores You'd think the other farmers would know that I'm at large But just the other day I saw an unsuspecting barge I snuck up right behind them and they were none the wiser I rammed their boat and sank it and I stole the fertilizer! The bridge outside of Redwick spans a mighty river Farmers cross in so much fear their stomachs are a-quiver Cause they know that Tractor Jack is hiding in the bay I'll jump the bridge and knock 'em cold And sail off with their hay! [Chorus] Well officer Robbie chased me he was always at my throat But he followed on the shoreline cause he didn't own a boat But cut backs were a-coming and the copper lost his job And now he sails with us and we call him Salty Rob! A swinging sword, a skull and bones a pleasant company I'll never pay my income tax and screw the VAT (screw it!) Sailing down to Oldbury, the terror of the sea If you wanna get to Tesco, boys, you've gotta get by me! [Chorus] Well pirate life's appealing but you don't just find it here I hear that up in Yorkshire there's a band of buccaneers They roam around the Yorkshire dales from Smith to Beverley And you're bound to lose your flat cap if you have to pass their way Winter is a-coming and a chill is in the breeze My pirate days are over if the rivers start to freeze Well I'll be back in springtime but now I've got to fly I hear there's lots of plundering down in the Isle of Wight [Chorus x2] |
Subject: RE: Amusing Work Songs?? From: Senoufou Date: 10 Mar 21 - 06:10 PM what about "Right Said Fred" sung by Bernard Cribbens? (Some Cockney men trying to get a piano up the stairs, and every now and then they have a cup of tea) It can be found on Youtube. (Sorry, can't do blue clicky things) It was first recorded in 1962 and got into the charts! Fred keeps having bright ideas about how they can shift the thing, and eventually he thinks taking a crowbar to the ceiling will solve the problem. "Is 'e in trouble, 'alf a ton of rubble landed on the top of 'is dome. So Charlie and me 'ad another cup of tea, and then we went 'ome" I used to love this song,it always made me laugh! |
Subject: RE: Amusing Work Songs?? From: BobL Date: 11 Mar 21 - 02:27 AM There's a couple of songs about a muckspreader with a mind of its own, one being from the Yetties. Can't remember the other one. Correction - three. Just found EDDIE BAKER'S MUCKSPREADER in DT. |
Subject: RE: Amusing Work Songs?? From: Acorn4 Date: 11 Mar 21 - 05:00 AM Blue Arsed Fly |
Subject: RE: Amusing Work Songs?? From: saulgoldie Date: 11 Mar 21 - 12:42 PM And this: My Old Man's a Dustman: https://www.lyrics.com/lyric/17322816/Lonnie+Donegan/My+Old+Man%27s+a+Dustman And another take on My Old Man: https://www.madmusic.com/song_details.aspx?songid=7455 Saul |
Subject: RE: Amusing Work Songs?? From: saulgoldie Date: 11 Mar 21 - 12:44 PM Sorry; corrected linx: https://www.lyrics.com/lyric/17322816/Lonnie+Donegan/My+Old+Man%27s+a+Dustman https://www.madmusic.com/song_details.aspx?songid=7455 Saul |
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