BS: Cheney's Heart

Subject: BS: Cheney's Heart
From: sandycreek
Date: 01 Aug 10 - 11:02 AM

As we all know Dick Cheney (who we all know and love/hate) recent had heart problems...questions have arisen concerning the composite of Dick's heart...concrete? flesh? dark material? oil? crushed democrats? What thinks mudcatters...

Subject: RE: BS: Cheney's Heart
From: Bobert
Date: 01 Aug 10 - 11:11 AM

Geeze... Didn't realize the creep actually had a heart??? Learn somethin' new every day...

Subject: RE: BS: Cheney's Heart
From: GUEST,999
Date: 01 Aug 10 - 11:43 AM

Well, I hope they hold the autopsy soon.

Subject: RE: BS: Cheney's Heart
From: kendall
Date: 01 Aug 10 - 11:53 AM

I think a necropsy is more in line.

Subject: RE: BS: Cheney's Heart
From: Ebbie
Date: 01 Aug 10 - 11:54 AM

Did you read what they did to his heart this last time? He no longer has a pulse. His system is just like an old-fashioned heating system. Probably clanks when he wakes up.

Subject: RE: BS: Cheney's Heart
From: olddude
Date: 01 Aug 10 - 11:55 AM

Gun powder

Subject: RE: BS: Cheney's Heart
From: Amos
Date: 01 Aug 10 - 12:29 PM

I believe he has to wear a bracelet to explain to medics why he has no pulse, in case they decide he is actually among the Undead.


A

Subject: RE: BS: Cheney's Heart
From: John on the Sunset Coast
Date: 01 Aug 10 - 12:42 PM

This sick thread reminds me of the old radio program, 'Can You Top This?' At least they were funny. You may now continue.

Subject: RE: BS: Cheney's Heart
From: Greg F.
Date: 01 Aug 10 - 12:53 PM

You're right, John, there's nothing the LEAST funny about that miserable prick bastard Cheney. This thread ain't half a sick as he is.

Subject: RE: BS: Cheney's Heart
From: John on the Sunset Coast
Date: 01 Aug 10 - 01:10 PM

Greg, in as much as Cheney was NOT the subject of my post, your response is a non sequitur. It says more about you than him. Your answer, by telling me I'm right, implies that I share your sentiments, which I do not.

One can only hope that if you ever suffer a debilitating or life threatening problem, folks who don't like you are a bit more charitable towards you.

Subject: RE: BS: Cheney's Heart
From: olddude
Date: 01 Aug 10 - 01:51 PM

Your point is well taken John, just couldn't resist ... sorry

Subject: RE: BS: Cheney's Heart
From: kendall
Date: 01 Aug 10 - 01:58 PM

I have no use for the bastard in life so why should I lament his possible death?

Subject: RE: BS: Cheney's Heart
From: kendall
Date: 01 Aug 10 - 02:00 PM

Old eastern philosophy, Your opinion of me is none of my business.

Subject: RE: BS: Cheney's Heart
From: katlaughing
Date: 01 Aug 10 - 02:41 PM

Considering how "hard-hearted" he has been, imo, it is not surprising he has had heart problems since he was only 37. His poor old heart must have a terrible time trying to open up and function well with the personality he exhibits.

Subject: RE: BS: Cheney's Heart
From: Bobert
Date: 01 Aug 10 - 02:59 PM

I heard that this device could keep him going fir many years to come, Capt'n... Maybe he'll run for president in '12???

Subject: RE: BS: Cheney's Heart
From: gnu
Date: 01 Aug 10 - 03:03 PM

Or chief surfer-dude.

Subject: RE: BS: Cheney's Heart
From: Lox
Date: 01 Aug 10 - 03:41 PM

If Cheney is sufferng from a lack of love and sympathy he could benefit from asking himself honestly why that is the case.

I think there is more sympathy for the suffering in the "sick jokes" in this thread than Cheney has shown in his entire life.

I think that laughing at Cheney is a pastime born from sympathy for those whose lives he has ground into the dirt.

So Cheneys heart is dysfunctional ...

... tell me something I didn't already know.

Subject: RE: BS: Cheney's Heart
From: kendall
Date: 01 Aug 10 - 04:29 PM

We reap what we sow.

Subject: RE: BS: Cheney's Heart
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 01 Aug 10 - 05:03 PM

Well said Lox

Subject: RE: BS: Cheney's Heart
From: Greg F.
Date: 02 Aug 10 - 09:19 AM

One can only hope that if you ever suffer a debilitating or life threatening problem, folks who don't like you are a bit more charitable towards you.

I'm sure that's a great comfort, John, to all those people whose lives Cheney has ruined or taken.

Your sympathy is misplaced.

Subject: RE: BS: Cheney's Heart
From: kendall
Date: 02 Aug 10 - 11:42 AM

When my time comes the last thing on my mind will be anyone who doesn't like me.

Subject: RE: BS: Cheney's Heart
From: Lox
Date: 02 Aug 10 - 02:16 PM

"One can only hope that if you ever suffer a debilitating or life threatening problem, folks who don't like you are a bit more charitable towards you."

It strikes me that Cheney would have been one of those opposed to health care reform.

In which case:

One can only hope that if you ever suffer a debilitating or life threatening problem ... that you can afford to pay for a doctor for yourself cos Cheney sure as hell doesn't give a shit!

Subject: RE: BS: Cheney's Heart
From: kendall
Date: 02 Aug 10 - 02:23 PM

Mr. Cheney is about as popular as a wet dog at a wedding.

Subject: RE: BS: Cheney's Heart
From: katlaughing
Date: 02 Aug 10 - 02:28 PM

That maligns dogs, Kendall. More like an "ex-spouse" or a skunk even.:-)

Subject: RE: BS: Cheney's Heart
From: gnu
Date: 02 Aug 10 - 02:39 PM

My post is gone?

Kendall... indeed. It's their loss. Moreso than at present.

Subject: RE: BS: Cheney's Heart
From: Amergin
Date: 02 Aug 10 - 03:36 PM

This begs the question....is Cheney's heart obsolete?

Subject: RE: BS: Cheney's Heart
From: Greg F.
Date: 02 Aug 10 - 06:11 PM

Hey, leave of ragging on skunks.

I've always found them to be good natured & friendly, unless seriously threatened. They're more than willing to give humans the benefit of the doubt.

Which is a lot more than I can say for Dickhead Cheney.

Subject: RE: BS: Cheney's Heart
From: Jack Campin
Date: 02 Aug 10 - 06:33 PM

I was reminded of the ending of this:

http://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Vathek/Vathek

Subject: RE: BS: Cheney's Heart
From: GUEST,bankley
Date: 03 Aug 10 - 03:02 PM

ugly and nasty....he's got the face that would sink 1000 ships

I said it before,,,,, I like Lon a whole lot better

Subject: RE: BS: Cheney's Heart
From: mousethief
Date: 03 Aug 10 - 04:14 PM

Unlike the Grinch, whose heart was also 3 sizes too small (and who was also a thief on a grand scale), Cheney has not yet had an epiphany.