BS: Happy Birthday JacquiC

Subject: BS: Happy Birthday JacquiC
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 15 Aug 10 - 03:51 AM

What it says in the title. Hope you are feeling better very soon and can celebrate properly soon too.

I will put in some ASCII art or sumfin when I am on my puder where all my stuff lives. I am using TSO PC at the moment.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday JacquiC
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 15 Aug 10 - 04:26 AM

Live long, die happy my friend.

John

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday JacquiC
From: bfdk
Date: 15 Aug 10 - 04:37 AM

Have a great day!
Best wishes,

Bente

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday JacquiC
From: gnu
Date: 15 Aug 10 - 05:05 AM

Hope you let eveybody out of the cellar for the celebration. Have a good one.

Gary

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday JacquiC
From: Micca
Date: 15 Aug 10 - 05:44 AM

Birfday Greetings, Jacqui, Be the pamperee for a change rather than the pamperer!.
Micca

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday JacquiC
From: freda underhill
Date: 15 Aug 10 - 05:50 AM

Happy Birthday Jacqui, hope the old man's treating you like a queen

xx freda

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday JacquiC
From: Morticia
Date: 15 Aug 10 - 06:28 AM

Go easy on the jello shots and have as good a day as you can

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday JacquiC
From: ragdall
Date: 15 Aug 10 - 06:33 AM

Happy Birthday, Jacqui!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday JacquiC
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 15 Aug 10 - 07:25 AM

sending more birthday greetings & hugs

sandra

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday JacquiC
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 15 Aug 10 - 07:56 AM

As you cannot eat

chocolate cake

you can have a

cup of tea

Perhap you go on a short luxury

coach trip

then take a nap in this comfy

chair

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday JacquiC
From: maeve
Date: 15 Aug 10 - 09:26 AM

Jacqui-
You have your own dear sweetheart.
You've songs to sing by the score.
Your family and friends gather 'round you today, so
In love you will never be poor.

You have a home near the ocean.
You've yarn- more than ever before!
Your birthday is full of the good things in life,
Yet I wish you a thousand times more.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday JacquiC
From: Beer
Date: 15 Aug 10 - 09:33 AM

Have a wonderful day and many to follow.
Adrien

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday JacquiC
From: Bobert
Date: 15 Aug 10 - 09:43 AM

If ya' get a big package in the mail open it quick cause it might have my famous dill picle ice cream birthday cake in it...

Awww, jus funnin' wid ya but I ain't funnin' about wishin' you a...

...a big ol' HAPPY B-DAY from the ol' hillbilly...

Luvz ya'...

Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday JacquiC
From: Dave Swan
Date: 15 Aug 10 - 09:51 AM

Many Happy Returns of the Day! Have a great trip round the sun.

Cheers,
D

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday JacquiC
From: Ebbie
Date: 15 Aug 10 - 09:54 AM

It occurs to me, Jacqui, that your life may, on occasion, be over-full with eventful - even stressful - happenin's but the one thing it is never is *boring*- Happy Birthday! Stay Strong!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday JacquiC
From: Dan Schatz
Date: 15 Aug 10 - 10:06 AM

Happy birthday Jacqui - take it easy for he day and celebrate in proper style sometime in the next week or two when you're feeling better. But NO KFC!!!

Dan

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday JacquiC
From: catspaw49
Date: 15 Aug 10 - 10:38 AM

I would suggest that this is a special day and instead of just a usual birthday you make this one filled with power! Most of the time we go through life getting along and sharing between ourselves. What a nice person misses in their life is that feeling of power and the adrenalin rush that accompanies it.

Tell ya' what you do..........When your friends and family are gathered round and offering up the usual wishes, instead of lifting a glass, lift up a leg and rip a monstrous and monstrously fuming and obnoxious fart. They will be appalled but better yet, if your efforts are good, they will be grossed out and ready to go on oxygen to clear their lungs of the knock-a-buzzard-off-a-shitwagon stench. They will crawl coughing from the room leaving you with a rush of power that is rarely felt.

Go for it........Happy (flatulent) Birthday!!!!!



Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday JacquiC
From: fat B****rd
Date: 15 Aug 10 - 11:22 AM

A very happy birthday to you from Charlie in Dunfermline

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday JacquiC
From: My guru always said
Date: 15 Aug 10 - 11:28 AM

Many Happies Dear, for Today, Tomorrow and All your Days!
HIl xx

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday JacquiC
From: Amos
Date: 15 Aug 10 - 11:42 AM

I reiterate and redundate all the above, sweet lady!


A

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday JacquiC
From: ClaireBear
Date: 15 Aug 10 - 11:43 AM

Martin, Dan and Claire wish Jacqui bunches of birthday bliss and heaps of happiness. We're sorry you've been poorly, and are sending radiant good health your way as fast as we can.

Live long, die happy, as someone I know is wont to say.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday JacquiC
From: GUEST,kendall
Date: 15 Aug 10 - 11:47 AM

Jacqui is Queen for a day. Come to think of it, she pretty much rules the roost every day.

May the farce be with you, Luv.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday JacquiC
From: frogprince
Date: 15 Aug 10 - 11:55 AM

Best wishes indeed. Be a Happy Jacqui. Cuddle up to someone salty.
                   Dean

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday JacquiC
From: Megan L
Date: 15 Aug 10 - 11:59 AM

Heres tae the best o lassies may the maist ye wish for be the least ye get.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday JacquiC
From: Herga Kitty
Date: 15 Aug 10 - 12:38 PM

Glad I got home from Grove in time to see this thread and wish you many happy returns!

Kitty
xx

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday JacquiC
From: jacqui.c
Date: 15 Aug 10 - 12:51 PM

Thank you all - Megan - it's so good to see your name there melove.

I got cards and presents - my daughter definitely 'does' birthdays - and a birthday lunch - beef broth and lemon ice - a cake with candles and lots of love from all. This afternoon Lewis and I will sit and watch The Return Of The Jedi, which I taped last night and I shall have a glass of clear liquid in the form of a Chardonnay before having to stop eating a drinking in preparation for an early (I hope) ultrasound in the morning which should lead to getting this 'sludge' out my system.

All in all I'm having a really good day, made even better by all your good wishes.

Spaw - right now I don't think I've got the digestive ammunition for your suggestion but I will keep it in mind for a later date.......

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday JacquiC
From: gnu
Date: 15 Aug 10 - 01:05 PM

Do any of that and you won't get a date later.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday JacquiC
From: olddude
Date: 15 Aug 10 - 01:07 PM

1000 more Jacqui. Happy birthday my dear friend

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday JacquiC
From: SINSULL
Date: 15 Aug 10 - 03:17 PM

Happy birthday Jacqui. We'll celebrate when your system can handle it.
Meantime, Spaw, Seamus makes your suggestion a daily event in Jacqui's home. Hardly the stuff of legen.
SINS

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday JacquiC
From: GUEST,Tig
Date: 15 Aug 10 - 06:13 PM

Hippo Burpday Jacqui.

Hope you are healing well and that you can have an extended one for when you are really up to it.

Love and hugs
Tig
xxx

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday JacquiC
From: Leadfingers
Date: 15 Aug 10 - 07:23 PM

Natal Greetings from another White Horse Surviver Jacqui !!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday JacquiC
From: katlaughing
Date: 15 Aug 10 - 09:07 PM

Happy Birthday, Jacquidarlin'! See what happens when I am away from the PC most of the day. Sounds as though you had the best possible under the circumstances, may they improve a hundred fold and leave you feeling a multitude of percentages better!:-)

luvyakat

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday JacquiC
From: jacqui.c
Date: 15 Aug 10 - 09:37 PM

Just about going to bed now after a very good day - maybe not your normal birthday, but a good one all the same. My family are here, if not in body, in spirit. Cards from both my children and their partners and from my grandchildren are to be treasured, as is that from my best friend - my husband.

I did get my glass of wine, and am now on nil by mouth waiting to find out when the ultrasound is scheduled.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday JacquiC
From: ranger1
Date: 15 Aug 10 - 10:26 PM

Happy birthday, English Mum!

Me and J-boy and Bandit

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday JacquiC
From: topical tom
Date: 16 Aug 10 - 08:49 AM

Happy Birthday, Jacqui! Hope you are feeling better and that you have a good day.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday JacquiC
From: Becca72
Date: 16 Aug 10 - 08:53 AM

Late to the thread but I gave her a "happy birthday" in person the day before. :-)
Hope it was wonderful. Love ya, wicked stepmother!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday JacquiC
From: Fortunato
Date: 16 Aug 10 - 10:47 AM

Happy Birthday, Jacqui.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday JacquiC
From: open mike
Date: 16 Aug 10 - 02:10 PM

surprised old dude didn't issue a warning against jello shots...
hope you are getting better every day...with or without those shots or any other shots....never a dull moment! maybe my birthday wish for you
is that you might get a dull moment or two some day...in which to unwind!!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday JacquiC
From: Janie
Date: 15 Aug 12 - 06:43 AM

Happy Birthday Ms. Jacqui! As you are wont to say...

Live Long! Die Happy!

Janie

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday JacquiC
From: maeve
Date: 15 Aug 12 - 06:55 AM

Happy Birthday! Hope you'll be celebrating like crazy, Jacqui!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday JacquiC
From: kendall
Date: 15 Aug 12 - 08:21 AM

She has already lived long! And she is happy...most of the time. Have a funny one, Luv.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday JacquiC
From: GUEST,999
Date: 15 Aug 12 - 09:07 AM

HB, J, and many more.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday JacquiC
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 15 Aug 12 - 09:23 AM

Happy Birthday, Jacqui!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday JacquiC
From: Megan L
Date: 15 Aug 12 - 09:53 AM

Have a very happy one lass

awra best
frae
Meg

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday JacquiC
From: frogprince
Date: 15 Aug 12 - 10:00 AM

Popped on the thread, and was surprised to see how many had already responded today; then I took a better look. :)

Have a real good one, Ma'am; with or without a stitch, as you please.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday JacquiC
From: Bobert
Date: 15 Aug 12 - 10:01 AM

Danged, jacqui, didn't you just have one of these last year???

No matter, you don't look a day over 17 to me...

Make it a good 'un, ya' hear???

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday JacquiC
From: Becca72
Date: 15 Aug 12 - 10:10 AM

Nearsighted, Bobert? LOL


Happy Birthday Wicked Stepmother!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday JacquiC
From: Leadfingers
Date: 15 Aug 12 - 11:41 AM

Hippo Birdie Jack !!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday JacquiC
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 15 Aug 12 - 11:50 AM

enjoy your birthday, Jacqui & birthmonth & birthyear

sandra

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday JacquiC
From: ClaireBear
Date: 15 Aug 12 - 11:57 AM

Happy Birthday, dear sister! Can't wait to see you.

Claire