BS: Happy Birthday JacquiC

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday JacquiC
From: Megan L
Date: 15 Aug 10 - 11:59 AM

Heres tae the best o lassies may the maist ye wish for be the least ye get.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday JacquiC
From: frogprince
Date: 15 Aug 10 - 11:55 AM

Best wishes indeed. Be a Happy Jacqui. Cuddle up to someone salty.
                   Dean

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday JacquiC
From: GUEST,kendall
Date: 15 Aug 10 - 11:47 AM

Jacqui is Queen for a day. Come to think of it, she pretty much rules the roost every day.

May the farce be with you, Luv.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday JacquiC
From: ClaireBear
Date: 15 Aug 10 - 11:43 AM

Martin, Dan and Claire wish Jacqui bunches of birthday bliss and heaps of happiness. We're sorry you've been poorly, and are sending radiant good health your way as fast as we can.

Live long, die happy, as someone I know is wont to say.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday JacquiC
From: Amos
Date: 15 Aug 10 - 11:42 AM

I reiterate and redundate all the above, sweet lady!


A

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday JacquiC
From: My guru always said
Date: 15 Aug 10 - 11:28 AM

Many Happies Dear, for Today, Tomorrow and All your Days!
HIl xx

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday JacquiC
From: fat B****rd
Date: 15 Aug 10 - 11:22 AM

A very happy birthday to you from Charlie in Dunfermline

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday JacquiC
From: catspaw49
Date: 15 Aug 10 - 10:38 AM

I would suggest that this is a special day and instead of just a usual birthday you make this one filled with power! Most of the time we go through life getting along and sharing between ourselves. What a nice person misses in their life is that feeling of power and the adrenalin rush that accompanies it.

Tell ya' what you do..........When your friends and family are gathered round and offering up the usual wishes, instead of lifting a glass, lift up a leg and rip a monstrous and monstrously fuming and obnoxious fart. They will be appalled but better yet, if your efforts are good, they will be grossed out and ready to go on oxygen to clear their lungs of the knock-a-buzzard-off-a-shitwagon stench. They will crawl coughing from the room leaving you with a rush of power that is rarely felt.

Go for it........Happy (flatulent) Birthday!!!!!



Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday JacquiC
From: Dan Schatz
Date: 15 Aug 10 - 10:06 AM

Happy birthday Jacqui - take it easy for he day and celebrate in proper style sometime in the next week or two when you're feeling better. But NO KFC!!!

Dan

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday JacquiC
From: Ebbie
Date: 15 Aug 10 - 09:54 AM

It occurs to me, Jacqui, that your life may, on occasion, be over-full with eventful - even stressful - happenin's but the one thing it is never is *boring*- Happy Birthday! Stay Strong!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday JacquiC
From: Dave Swan
Date: 15 Aug 10 - 09:51 AM

Many Happy Returns of the Day! Have a great trip round the sun.

Cheers,
D

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday JacquiC
From: Bobert
Date: 15 Aug 10 - 09:43 AM

If ya' get a big package in the mail open it quick cause it might have my famous dill picle ice cream birthday cake in it...

Awww, jus funnin' wid ya but I ain't funnin' about wishin' you a...

...a big ol' HAPPY B-DAY from the ol' hillbilly...

Luvz ya'...

Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday JacquiC
From: Beer
Date: 15 Aug 10 - 09:33 AM

Have a wonderful day and many to follow.
Adrien

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday JacquiC
From: maeve
Date: 15 Aug 10 - 09:26 AM

Jacqui-
You have your own dear sweetheart.
You've songs to sing by the score.
Your family and friends gather 'round you today, so
In love you will never be poor.

You have a home near the ocean.
You've yarn- more than ever before!
Your birthday is full of the good things in life,
Yet I wish you a thousand times more.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday JacquiC
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 15 Aug 10 - 07:56 AM

As you cannot eat

chocolate cake

you can have a

cup of tea

Perhap you go on a short luxury

coach trip

then take a nap in this comfy

chair

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday JacquiC
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 15 Aug 10 - 07:25 AM

sending more birthday greetings & hugs

sandra

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday JacquiC
From: ragdall
Date: 15 Aug 10 - 06:33 AM

Happy Birthday, Jacqui!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday JacquiC
From: Morticia
Date: 15 Aug 10 - 06:28 AM

Go easy on the jello shots and have as good a day as you can

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday JacquiC
From: freda underhill
Date: 15 Aug 10 - 05:50 AM

Happy Birthday Jacqui, hope the old man's treating you like a queen

xx freda

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday JacquiC
From: Micca
Date: 15 Aug 10 - 05:44 AM

Birfday Greetings, Jacqui, Be the pamperee for a change rather than the pamperer!.
Micca

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday JacquiC
From: gnu
Date: 15 Aug 10 - 05:05 AM

Hope you let eveybody out of the cellar for the celebration. Have a good one.

Gary

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday JacquiC
From: bfdk
Date: 15 Aug 10 - 04:37 AM

Have a great day!
Best wishes,

Bente

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday JacquiC
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 15 Aug 10 - 04:26 AM

Live long, die happy my friend.

John

Subject: BS: Happy Birthday JacquiC
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 15 Aug 10 - 03:51 AM

What it says in the title. Hope you are feeling better very soon and can celebrate properly soon too.

I will put in some ASCII art or sumfin when I am on my puder where all my stuff lives. I am using TSO PC at the moment.