BS: Some computer safety tips I didn't know

Subject: BS: Some computer safety tips I didn't know
From: gnu
Date: 26 Aug 10 - 05:23 PM

When using a microphone headset with a foam ball distortion damper, always flip the mic up above eye level before lighting a smoke.

Subject: RE: BS: Some computer safety tips I didn't know
From: gnu
Date: 26 Aug 10 - 05:29 PM

Never read a post from Spaw until you have swallowed your tea, coffee...

Subject: RE: BS: Some computer safety tips I didn't know
From: Q (Frank Staplin)
Date: 26 Aug 10 - 06:37 PM

And Tylenol.

Sp.?

Subject: RE: BS: Some computer safety tips I didn't know
From: Bill D
Date: 26 Aug 10 - 07:58 PM

Don't fill the cup too full when setting it in that handy slide-out cup holder.

Subject: RE: BS: Some computer safety tips I didn't know
From: Ed T
Date: 26 Aug 10 - 09:02 PM

Be careful when applying white-out.

Also, beware of the early warning signes in filr brlow:
http://www.studio42.info/epilepsy.shtml

Subject: RE: BS: Some computer safety tips I didn't know
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Aug 10 - 09:04 PM

Don't spill the super-glue into your keyboard.

Unplug all the cords before moving the computer.

Subject: RE: BS: Some computer safety tips I didn't know
From: Becca72
Date: 27 Aug 10 - 08:23 AM

When the little man tells you that you have mail, don't bother going outside to check - he's never right.

Subject: RE: BS: Some computer safety tips I didn't know
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 27 Aug 10 - 09:05 AM

Always put on your sense of humour before turning on the Mudcat interface. I keep forgetting that one.

Subject: RE: BS: Some computer safety tips I didn't know
From: Seaking
Date: 27 Aug 10 - 09:53 AM

Check where the dog is after you've logged off and just before you push the chair back to stand up..

Subject: RE: BS: Some computer safety tips I didn't know
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Aug 10 - 10:09 AM

It's useful to have spare parts, like a new keyboard, handy.

Subject: RE: BS: Some computer safety tips I didn't know
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 27 Aug 10 - 07:19 PM

When signing off from Mudcat Forum, don't use the screen for toilet paper.

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Some computer safety tips I didn't know
From: gnu
Date: 27 Aug 10 - 07:33 PM

GfS... ahhhh... ???... huh?

Subject: RE: BS: Some computer safety tips I didn't know
From: Amergin
Date: 27 Aug 10 - 07:47 PM

Gnu, maybe GFS likes sticking things up his ass?

Subject: RE: BS: Some computer safety tips I didn't know
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Aug 10 - 09:41 PM

Don't stick a USB cable into one or more of your bodily orifices. The technology hasn't advanced that far yet.

Subject: RE: BS: Some computer safety tips I didn't know
From: LadyJean
Date: 27 Aug 10 - 11:18 PM

Cat+Keyboard=Disaster.

Subject: RE: BS: Some computer safety tips I didn't know
From: Amergin
Date: 27 Aug 10 - 11:53 PM

Beer+laptop=new laptop.

Subject: RE: BS: Some computer safety tips I didn't know
From: Bill D
Date: 28 Aug 10 - 12:13 AM

"Don't stick a USB cable into one or more of your bodily orifices. The technology hasn't advanced that far yet."

Indeed! Parallel port only!

Subject: RE: BS: Some computer safety tips I didn't know
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 28 Aug 10 - 11:19 PM

Amergin: "Gnu, maybe GFS likes sticking things up his ass?"

Naw...Just thought with the 'educated opinions' coming in so quick and fast, I thought some racing stripes would be appropriate!

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Some computer safety tips I didn't know
From: olddude
Date: 29 Aug 10 - 09:26 AM

When the message says strike any key when read appears
do not use a hammer

Subject: RE: BS: Some computer safety tips I didn't know
From: gnu
Date: 29 Aug 10 - 01:40 PM

A hammer? No! A sledge hammer. I have a 20 pounder for driving fenceposts. It'll even take out a Mac.

Subject: RE: BS: Some computer safety tips I didn't know
From: Amergin
Date: 29 Aug 10 - 04:31 PM

Do not open any 9/11 crackpot conspiracy theory threads....

Subject: RE: BS: Some computer safety tips I didn't know
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 29 Aug 10 - 08:28 PM

I know a guy who cut out the word "Any" from a magazine and glued it to the Enter key, cause he got tired of his wife asking him did it matter what key she pressed. She was happy with the addition to the keyboard.