BS: Things we can be almost sure of

Subject: BS: Things we can be almost sure of
From: Bert
Date: 20 Jan 11 - 01:15 PM

I started this to avoid those nitpicking statisticians on the 100% thread.

We can be almost sure that we have never been visited by aliens.

'Cos The first thing we would hear and recognise from any alien intelligence would be their music. If you don't believe this just listen to any human broadcast and you will mostly hear music.

Also if aliens had visited us in ancient times any artifacts that we would find would be their nuts and bolts or other fixings. Just look around a junkyard and see what is left of really deteriorated vehicles.

Subject: RE: BS: Things we can be almost sure of
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Jan 11 - 01:25 PM

Sorry, Bert. I can't almost be sure of that. In fact, given the extensive reading I've done on the subject since having those sightings back in the late 60s and putting my ear to the ground, as it were, plus hearing a great many firsthand accounts from other eyewitnesses, including people I know well, I am almost sure we have been visited by aliens. We may even be the descendants of some of them.

Yer gonna have to find something else. ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Things we can be almost sure of
From: Bert
Date: 20 Jan 11 - 01:29 PM

...and putting my ear to the ground...

Er, Aliens come from the sky.


...We may even be the descendants of some of them...

You speak for yourself;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Things we can be almost sure of
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Jan 11 - 01:51 PM

When did you first develop these anti-alien feelings, Bert? ;-D

Subject: RE: BS: Things we can be almost sure of
From: Bert
Date: 20 Jan 11 - 02:42 PM

When they started coming here illegally :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Things we can be almost sure of
From: GUEST,number 6
Date: 20 Jan 11 - 02:43 PM

good grief

biLL

Subject: RE: BS: Things we can be almost sure of
From: Ebbie
Date: 20 Jan 11 - 03:28 PM

*g*, Bert. Seriously though, (or at least, semi-seriously) what if 'our' home is actually on loan from them?

Subject: RE: BS: Things we can be almost sure of
From: Donuel
Date: 20 Jan 11 - 03:38 PM

I am almost sure that Ebbie is the polar opposite of Sarah Palin

Subject: RE: BS: Things we can be almost sure of
From: Donuel
Date: 20 Jan 11 - 03:39 PM

Ebbie knows stuff.

Subject: RE: BS: Things we can be almost sure of
From: Bonzo3legs
Date: 20 Jan 11 - 03:41 PM

We can be sure that Richard Bridge has never build an ADA Flanger.

Subject: RE: BS: Things we can be almost sure of
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Jan 11 - 04:25 PM

And that Chongo's gun is loaded.

Subject: RE: BS: Things we can be almost sure of
From: WalkaboutsVerse
Date: 20 Jan 11 - 04:34 PM

Re. tennis - electronic line-calling.

Subject: RE: BS: Things we can be almost sure of
From: GUEST,Patsy
Date: 21 Jan 11 - 06:46 AM

That mothers will always worry about their children no matter how old they are.

Subject: RE: BS: Things we can be almost sure of
From: Bonzo3legs
Date: 21 Jan 11 - 11:57 AM

That I will file my Tax Return no earlier than 1 hour before the deadline.

Subject: RE: BS: Things we can be almost sure of
From: Bert
Date: 21 Jan 11 - 03:03 PM

...what if 'our' home is actually on loan from them?...

Hmmm, that's a thought. I hope they don't come back to check on how we are taking care of it.


Actually they came here and took over the earth some 15,000 or more years ago. They enslaved the human race and make us feed them and care for them and they get really pissed if we don't do it properly.

We don't speak their language but we call them Cats.

Subject: RE: BS: Things we can be almost sure of
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Jan 11 - 08:03 PM

I think that's it, Bert. They're checking on how we're taking care of it. They must be horrified.

Subject: RE: BS: Things we can be almost sure of
From: Ebbie
Date: 22 Jan 11 - 12:16 PM

I keep thinking of an ant farm. What if we are the ants?

Subject: RE: BS: Things we can be almost sure of
From: gnu
Date: 22 Jan 11 - 12:18 PM

I have a number of aunts.

Cool thread combination...

BS: Things we can be almost sure of
BS: Go Leafs Go

Subject: RE: BS: Things we can be almost sure of
From: Amos
Date: 22 Jan 11 - 12:19 PM

Perhaps we are on an evolutionary path, in which hive behaviour is one of the way-stations. If so, how do we navigate? It would help to understand how to get there from here more expeditiously, if we only knew where "there" was...

Subject: RE: BS: Things we can be almost sure of
From: Waddon Pete
Date: 22 Jan 11 - 05:22 PM

Amos, your there is my here...if it helps!

I can be almost sure that it'll rain tomorrow.

Best wishes,

Peter

Subject: RE: BS: Things we can be almost sure of
From: Stringsinger
Date: 22 Jan 11 - 06:16 PM

Here are some surefires.

1. Republic Party will ruin the U.S. economically.
2. The Middle or Near East troubles will not be solved. Israel will be one
country ejecting Palestinians.
3. Hillary the Hawk will try to run for the presidency.
4. Afghanistan will turn out to be a consummate failure like Vietnam.
5. Changing a just American foreign policy will be like bench pressing an elephant.
(You know which Elephant, too.)
6. Iraq may never recover.

Subject: RE: BS: Things we can be almost sure of
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Jan 11 - 07:10 PM

When one "enemy" has been defeated, eliminated, or just given up on....a NEW "enemy" will be found! ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Things we can be almost sure of
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 23 Jan 11 - 12:50 AM

that some people pay taxes

Subject: RE: BS: Things we can be almost sure of
From: Janie
Date: 23 Jan 11 - 11:22 AM

That North Carolina is not going to win the national basketball championship this year. *sob*

Subject: RE: BS: Things we can be almost sure of
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 23 Jan 11 - 11:31 AM

Bert: "When they started coming here illegally :-)"

You mean Mexicans come from UFO's?????

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Things we can be almost sure of
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Jan 11 - 11:31 AM

Nor will the Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.

Subject: RE: BS: Things we can be almost sure of
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 23 Jan 11 - 11:35 AM

Donuel: "I am almost sure that Ebbie is the polar opposite of Sarah Palin"

I am almost sure that Ebbie is the polar opposite of Ebbie!

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Things we can be almost sure of
From: Donuel
Date: 23 Jan 11 - 12:13 PM

I am sure that in print personnaes here are either far sillier or far more erudite than the face to face real life pesonalities.

Subject: RE: BS: Things we can be almost sure of
From: Bert
Date: 23 Jan 11 - 05:04 PM

Nah! just the Alien aliens.

Subject: RE: BS: Things we can be almost sure of
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Jan 11 - 07:16 PM

Today's burning question: Do Aliens experience alienation?

Subject: RE: BS: Things we can be almost sure of
From: Ebbie
Date: 23 Jan 11 - 07:58 PM

Just imagine what they call us!

Subject: RE: BS: Things we can be almost sure of
From: GUEST,smuggler
Date: 24 Jan 11 - 03:56 PM

almost sure I will get to the end of this messa.....argh!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Things we can be almost sure of
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 24 Jan 11 - 04:16 PM

And another one bites the dust! Ook! Ook! ;-D

- Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: Things we can be almost sure of
From: GUEST,Bertie Matchless
Date: 24 Jan 11 - 04:32 PM

I am almost sure that the Rutledge girl, Veronica, is a secret lesbian. True, she will shag virtually anything in trousers, but that's just to cover up her real preferences and maintain a facade of conventional hedonism in order to appear "respectable". Her real tendencies are all too clear to me!

Subject: RE: BS: Things we can be almost sure of
From: GUEST,Winston Wellington-Jones
Date: 25 Jan 11 - 01:03 AM

Bertie, I am almost sure that you will look very surprised and a bit penitent as well after I blacken both your eyes for making inebriated passes at my niece Veronica this past weekend...you stupid sodding twit.

WW-J

Subject: RE: BS: Things we can be almost sure of
From: GUEST,Patsy
Date: 25 Jan 11 - 06:13 AM

The weather can only get better now can't it?

Subject: RE: BS: Things we can be almost sure of
From: Dave MacKenzie
Date: 25 Jan 11 - 12:51 PM

"The weather can only get better now can't it?"

Next month is February!

Subject: RE: BS: Things we can be almost sure of
From: WalkaboutsVerse
Date: 25 Jan 11 - 01:08 PM

Wikipedia entries, I suppose.