BS: Some suggestions for Olddude :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Some suggestions for Olddude :-)
From: Arthur_itus
Date: 24 Feb 11 - 05:25 PM

Tattoo on your arse "If your mouth is as big as your knob, you can have me now" LOL Sorry to be crude Dan, but you did ask :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Some suggestions for Olddude :-)
From: olddude
Date: 24 Feb 11 - 05:17 PM

LOL
I was thinking also "I maybe Catholic but I am no Alter Boy"

I am sorry couldn't resist

Subject: RE: BS: Some suggestions for Olddude :-)
From: GUEST,999
Date: 24 Feb 11 - 05:16 PM

Written across yer arse in permanent ink:

The view looks the same to everyone but the lead dog.

Subject: RE: BS: Some suggestions for Olddude :-)
From: Jeri
Date: 24 Feb 11 - 05:16 PM

Draw a target?
Can you get a rabbit up there? Probably not...

The bunny made me think: Easter's coming up. Maybe you could do something creative with an egg decorating kit and some of that fake grass. (I'd stay away from the chocolate easter eggs, though.)

Subject: RE: BS: Some suggestions for Olddude :-)
From: Arthur_itus
Date: 24 Feb 11 - 05:12 PM

LOL
"Put a cork in it. and say "if you think you can cork screw your way into my life, you can F**k o**, you pervert"

Subject: RE: BS: Some suggestions for Olddude :-)
From: olddude
Date: 24 Feb 11 - 05:11 PM

Can't stop laughing ... thank you

Subject: RE: BS: Some suggestions for Olddude :-)
From: Art Thieme
Date: 24 Feb 11 - 05:11 PM

A sign reading GET THEE TO AN ARSENAL!

(That's where they keep arses.)

Art

Subject: RE: BS: Some suggestions for Olddude :-)
From: Art Thieme
Date: 24 Feb 11 - 05:08 PM

Put a cork in it.

Subject: RE: BS: Some suggestions for Olddude :-)
From: Arthur_itus
Date: 24 Feb 11 - 05:03 PM

How about a tattoo on your arse that says "I hope its your finger going in there and not your knob, you pervert"

Good luck with it Dan

Subject: RE: BS: Some suggestions for Olddude :-)
From: Lizzie Cornish 1
Date: 24 Feb 11 - 05:02 PM

I'd have a tatoo of Marilyn Monroe put there....just for the week, of course, Dan...

Good luck!

Subject: RE: BS: Some suggestions for Olddude :-)
From: GUEST,999
Date: 24 Feb 11 - 04:58 PM

When I was getting the annual rubber glove and PSA test, I turned to my doctor when he had the finger almost all the way in and said, `My wife suspects.` He had that finger outta there in a hurry.

Subject: RE: BS: Some suggestions for Olddude :-)
From: olddude
Date: 24 Feb 11 - 04:33 PM

LOL .. yes you are right ... LOL

Subject: RE: BS: Some suggestions for Olddude :-)
From: Bill D
Date: 24 Feb 11 - 04:30 PM

Although.... the only one you need to label is "rump roast"

Subject: RE: BS: Some suggestions for Olddude :-)
From: olddude
Date: 24 Feb 11 - 04:30 PM

How about this. I thought of a sailing ship (ya can get those tattoos that wash off in a week) underneath I could write "Steady as she Blows"
how about that

Subject: RE: BS: Some suggestions for Olddude :-)
From: olddude
Date: 24 Feb 11 - 04:24 PM

I like em ... Bill's idea really appeals to me, I bet I can get a graphic from the web for cow cuts ... LOL ... that is great

Subject: RE: BS: Some suggestions for Olddude :-)
From: Becca72
Date: 24 Feb 11 - 04:19 PM

How about an "Exit Only" sign?

Subject: RE: BS: Some suggestions for Olddude :-)
From: Bill D
Date: 24 Feb 11 - 04:17 PM

Mark everything off with dotted lines, and add labels for cuts of meat.

Subject: BS: Some suggestions for Olddude :-)
From: olddude
Date: 24 Feb 11 - 04:10 PM

Ok, so Monday I gotta get scoped again. Yea Mr. Chrons is acting up so my doc buddie wants to do his FLC scope again. Now just about every time he does this I do something different. One time I covered my arse with blue powered glitter that my cheerleader daughters had. One other time I put a Mr. yuk sticker on me arse ... I gotta come up with something different this time ... Knowing the humor of this sorted group I figured you could help me plan ...

:-) Dan