Wetwang Acoustic

Subject: Wetwang Acoustic 12th April
From: GUEST,Trevor A
Date: 27 Mar 11 - 07:59 AM

Wetwang Acoustic is on the 2nd Tuesday of each month in the Victoria Inn, Wetwang, 7 miles west of Driffield, East Yorkshire on the A166. Just turn up and sing, play or listen to traditional and contemporary live acoustic music. Starts 8.00 p.m.

www.kirkburn.net for acoustic venues in East Yorkshire

Subject: RE: Wetwang Acoustic
From: Will Fly
Date: 27 Mar 11 - 10:24 AM

Too far from me, Trevor (Sussex) - but good luck with the session. Keep it live and keep it acoustic! Good to hear of these things.

Subject: RE: Wetwang Acoustic
From: InOBU
Date: 27 Mar 11 - 04:06 PM

Does one pronounce that We Tang... or Wet Wang... pardone me asking... but, well... oh... emmmmm.... well, have a nice session...
After all... I am in the States...
Lorcan

Subject: RE: Wetwang Acoustic
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 28 Mar 11 - 03:45 AM

Like it's spelled Larry, Wet wang.

Dave H

Subject: RE: Wetwang Acoustic
From: Nick
Date: 28 Mar 11 - 05:45 AM

Some of us with guitars twang though

Subject: RE: Wetwang Acoustic
From: PoppaGator
Date: 28 Mar 11 - 03:03 PM

Seems to me that "We Twang" would be more musical and less pornographic than "Wet Wang," but then I, too, am in the States...

Subject: RE: Wetwang Acoustic
From: catspaw49
Date: 28 Mar 11 - 03:40 PM

Always nice to keep your wang wet...........

Spaw

Subject: RE: Wetwang Acoustic
From: Nick
Date: 28 Mar 11 - 03:48 PM

and your twangs wee

Subject: RE: Wetwang Acoustic
From: catspaw49
Date: 28 Mar 11 - 03:49 PM

I'm not real sure though about twanging your wang as that might be stretching things too far.........................

Spaw

Subject: RE: Wetwang Acoustic
From: Nick
Date: 28 Mar 11 - 03:50 PM

I'll start an acoustic thing (thang?) one day with that slogan

"Our wangs are wet but our twangs are wee"

Sounds like a good night potentially

Subject: RE: Wetwang Acoustic
From: Linda Kelly
Date: 28 Mar 11 - 04:45 PM

We twang they twang we all twang in Wetwang

Subject: RE: Wetwang Acoustic
From: GUEST,eric the viking
Date: 28 Mar 11 - 06:42 PM

As long as it's not Wetwang, slack key.

Subject: RE: Wetwang Acoustic
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 28 Mar 11 - 08:29 PM

Damn - all the good obvious easy jokes have been taken. cause I didn't open this thread earlier.

Subject: RE: Wetwang Acoustic
From: InOBU
Date: 29 Mar 11 - 06:43 AM

I must come to the session on day and sing a wee song I picked up from Johney Keenan...

Come all ye sons of piety and listen to my dirge
Some say its just a pack of lies,
but its gosple every word
When God made father Adam, sure
he laughed and danced and sang
and he tied off Adams belly with
a little piece of wang.

Ah my, there will always be an England if only for the funny place names. Of course, here in the US, we have Bird in Hand, Intercourse, and Paradice all in a row in Lancaster...

Best wishes
Lorcan

Subject: RE: Wetwang Acoustic
From: GUEST,Ebor_fiddler
Date: 29 Mar 11 - 07:03 AM

Excuse me, but what's so funny about Wetwang? You'll be saying next that Whipmawhopmagate is an odd street name.

Subject: RE: Wetwang Acoustic
From: Midchuck
Date: 29 Mar 11 - 11:53 AM

You could achieve that condition by coming to Vermont and going over to Ryegate to swim in Ticklenaked Pond.

P.

Subject: RE: Wetwang Acoustic
From: catspaw49
Date: 29 Mar 11 - 04:02 PM

Remember old Andy Devine's show? He always said, "Pluck your magic twanger Froggie."

I was about 5 then but as I became a teen I recall turning that phrase into yet another substitute for jacking off.


Spaw

Subject: RE: Wetwang Acoustic
From: InOBU
Date: 29 Mar 11 - 08:22 PM

Ah ol' froggie... we are showing our age, Spaw... =) fond memories...

Subject: RE: Wetwang Acoustic
From: BrooklynJay
Date: 29 Mar 11 - 09:25 PM

Ah, Froggie Gremlin and Andy's Gang. That sure takes me back.

When they were growing up, my late wife used to tease her little sister by saying that phrase to her because she... well, she looked just like Froggie (and still does).

Sorry for the thread drift, but I just had to mention it...

Jay