BS: Obama indeterminate on shutdown threat

Subject: BS: Obama indeterminate on shutdown threat
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 13 Apr 11 - 09:32 PM

Some people say he won. Some people say he lost. Others claim it's a tie. Some are so confused (or just plain bored) that they got no real opinion to offer either way.

Is this what we want in the White House? A guy that no one can figger out whether he won, lost, tied or what the heck happened?

Hell, no! We want a guy who either WINS BIG!....or loses catastrophically! We want victory or death! (speakin' strictly metaphorically here...) No fuzzy middle ground! Lazy people with fat beer guts and short attention spans can't handle "fuzzy middle ground"! It make's 'em go crazy, cos they don't know what to get upset about, and we can't have that! Apes feel just the same way. We want DEFINITE winners, DEFINITE losers, no question about it, and NO fuzzy middle ground.

This indeterminate kinda presidency don't cut the mustard. Let's have some drama, fer Chrissake! Let's have some yellin', screamin', and blood in the aisles!

Vote for me and the APP in 2012. You will not get fuzzy middle ground from us!

- Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: Obama indeterminate on shutdown threat
From: Wesley S
Date: 13 Apr 11 - 10:35 PM

The only way you won't have a fuzzy middle ground is if you get rid of the fuzzy minded people. So how about a few internment camps? Or you could just call it a zoo.

Subject: RE: BS: Obama indeterminate on shutdown threat
From: GUEST,number 6
Date: 13 Apr 11 - 10:46 PM

Just forget it all and have a nap

biLL

Subject: RE: BS: Obama indeterminate on shutdown threat
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 13 Apr 11 - 11:31 PM

That is one hell of an idea, Wesley, and we are gonna give it some serious thought. It would sorta be like poetic justice, wouldn't it, after all? Zoos for people...hmmm...yeah, that has a real ring to it. But I think I'll leave it as an after-election "surprise" package. No point blowin' the horn too soon on that one.

- Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: Obama indeterminate on shutdown threat
From: Wesley S
Date: 14 Apr 11 - 07:46 AM

And while you're at it why not enforce the right to arm bears?

Subject: RE: BS: Obama indeterminate on shutdown threat
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 14 Apr 11 - 01:38 PM

That's an interesting one, Wesley. I hadn't given it much thought, but yer right...it ain't fair that bears are gettin' shot at by hunters and can't shoot back. I'm gonna look into it. The question is, can the average bear disassemble, clean, and reassemble a firearm? If not, I'm not sure they oughta be allowed to pack heat. Maybe we could give 'em little cans of pepper spray instead...call it "Camper Ban".

- Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: Obama indeterminate on shutdown threat
From: Wesley S
Date: 14 Apr 11 - 02:26 PM

"can the average bear disassemble, clean, and reassemble a firearm? "

Probably not - but can the average criminal do it either?

Subject: RE: BS: Obama indeterminate on shutdown threat
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 14 Apr 11 - 02:33 PM

If he can't, he should get into another line of work.

By the way, Obama has taken NO position on armin' bears. As usual, he is wafflin' and avoidin' answerin' the tough questions. I WILL arm bears if the bears can prove themselves by passin' an accredited firearms safety course. Matter of fact, I will arm ANYONE who can pass a firearms safety course. Match that, Mr Obama!

The only politician out there besides me who has shown real guts is Sarah Palin. Too bad she's as nutty as a fruithouse bat. ;-D Ook! Ook!

- Chongo