BS: The Royal Knickers

Subject: RE: BS: The Royal Knickers
From: frogprince
Date: 23 Apr 11 - 10:57 AM

Linda Ronstadt without is an interesting thought; before Spaw chimed in, I was thinking we might be just as glad that Kate isn't known for going Paris/Britney style; that thought was...interesting, maybe...but not that appealing.

Subject: RE: BS: The Royal Knickers
From: catspaw49
Date: 23 Apr 11 - 04:33 AM

Linda Ronstadt didn't wear underwear......Now that's a helluva' lot more interesting to me....................


Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: The Royal Knickers
From: Lizzie Cornish 1
Date: 23 Apr 11 - 03:46 AM

Yes, but they charge a fortune for it nowadays, Fred. ;0)

Subject: RE: BS: The Royal Knickers
From: Fred McCormick
Date: 23 Apr 11 - 03:44 AM

Actually, there's a serious aspect to this. I was always under the impression that public reference to the knickers of the future queen of england was punishable under the Treason Act of 1351.

Do they still have bread and water in the Tower of London?

Subject: RE: BS: The Royal Knickers
From: GUEST,Alan Whittle
Date: 22 Apr 11 - 07:26 PM

Perhaps we should confer a title on the royal knickers.

DM

Defender of the Minge

Subject: RE: BS: The Royal Knickers
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 22 Apr 11 - 06:11 PM

Some of Kate's knickers were on view in a fashion show a while back.

SRS

Subject: RE: BS: The Royal Knickers
From: gnu
Date: 22 Apr 11 - 05:01 PM

Adverts on the telly here are for the wedding TV coverage to start at 3AM ADST. HUH?????

Subject: RE: BS: The Royal Knickers
From: Lizzie Cornish 1
Date: 22 Apr 11 - 03:34 PM

I like William..and Kate's OK too. I hope they have a lovely day. They'd have both preferred to have had a quiet wedding..and I feel heart sorry for her with those damn paparazzi...They were all over her the other day, no wonder she's so thin...William must feel quite panic stricken that Kate may implode over it, just as his Mother did....I liked his Mum too...

Subject: RE: BS: The Royal Knickers
From: Dave MacKenzie
Date: 22 Apr 11 - 03:30 PM

I thought this was going to be a historical study on how, through the ages, have robbed the people that they have purported to protect.....

Subject: RE: BS: The Royal Knickers
From: GUEST,Shimrod
Date: 22 Apr 11 - 02:58 PM

May I say that it's very gratifying to know that her Royal Highness has thrifty underwear purchasing habits.

Uuuuurrrgghh! Help!! I feel a fawning attack coming on!! Her Royal Highness is so lovely and graciou ... aaaarrgghh ... and His Royal Highness is SSSUUUUCCCHHH a fine young ma .... aaarrrggghhh! Help me!! God Save Her GRACIOUS Queen, Long Live ... Hhhheeelllppp!!! Royal Wedding ... YOUR MAJESTY!!! Cuurtsy, curtsy, bow, bow, bow ... Nnnnnoooo!!! Prince Charles ... Saint Diana - People's Princess ... Princess Anne ... grovel, grovel, grovel, grovel, fawn, simper, simper ... Little help here ...? Please???

Subject: RE: BS: The Royal Knickers
From: Lizzie Cornish 1
Date: 22 Apr 11 - 02:56 PM

Lovely, Al. :0)   

Gawd, takes me back to when I had some of those, brightly coloured bikini ones, worn under bell bottom jeans..Happy days.

.....and...I had a waist!   At least..I think I did..er....

Subject: RE: BS: The Royal Knickers
From: gnu
Date: 22 Apr 11 - 02:02 PM

Good stuff Al.

Subject: RE: BS: The Royal Knickers
From: GUEST,Alan Whittle
Date: 22 Apr 11 - 01:55 PM

When I first met you – you wore PSYCHEDELIC PANTIES


When I first met you – you wore psychedelic panties
So many pretty colours and excitement I could touch
When I first met you – you wore psychedelic panties
And I swear I worshipped you and loved you so much.

But I dreamed of being a poet, with words that would transcend life
Transport my readers from dull reality
Transcend a life with you wearing psychedelic panties.....!
They always said I was crazy, now I'm forced to agree.

I'd swap every word and song I wrote
To feel again the rapture, somehow perhaps recapture
The excitement of the moment, the feelings I could touch
Of when I first met you and you wore psychedelic panties
For back then I worshipped you, and loved you so much.

©words and music by Alan Whittle 16/04/2011 11:57

Subject: RE: BS: The Royal Knickers
From: gnu
Date: 22 Apr 11 - 01:08 PM

I'd say so Ebbie. Tough go.

Subject: RE: BS: The Royal Knickers
From: Ebbie
Date: 22 Apr 11 - 01:02 PM

Perhaps realizing that one is about to be pitched in to negotiate one's way through a life relentlessly hounded by the camera, mired in the sticky adoration of one side and the rank hostility of the other might be enough to put anyone off one's appetite?

Subject: RE: BS: The Royal Knickers
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 22 Apr 11 - 12:56 PM

You're clearly very interested in all this.

Subject: RE: BS: The Royal Knickers
From: gnu
Date: 22 Apr 11 - 12:42 PM

So that's who she is. Thought I had heard the name before. And yes, she is thin. No hips on the lass. She must use a padded saddle on the polo pitch.... or field or whatever it's called.

Subject: RE: BS: The Royal Knickers
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 22 Apr 11 - 12:37 PM

I agree, CJB, she's painfully thin. It isn't attractive, just worrying. Do you wonder if she's got an eating disorder? Very sad if she has.

Subject: RE: BS: The Royal Knickers
From: ChrisJBrady
Date: 22 Apr 11 - 12:35 PM

Yeah - but in the photos of her shopping recently she looks size zero. Another bulimia princess aka 'Diana' on the way?

Subject: RE: BS: The Royal Knickers
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 22 Apr 11 - 12:34 PM

Totally mad! If her knickers aren't her own business, what IS? And anyway, what's wrong with getting things from a bargain shop? Very sensible of her, in my view.

Subject: BS: The Royal Knickers
From: Fred McCormick
Date: 22 Apr 11 - 12:27 PM

So this is what it's come to. After months of speculating over the wedding dress and the hat and the shoes and the bridal wreath, there was a piece on AOL news this morning, now taken down, thank God. It told us that Kate Middleton is in the habit of wearing cheap undies which she buys from a bargain clothing shop.

I'm sure we all needed to know that.