BS: Wayne Kerr

Subject: BS: Wayne Kerr
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 11 Jul 11 - 05:09 PM

It could only be a US company :-)

WayneKerr Test

I think I will order a Wayne Kerr meter and see how well it works around here...

:D tG

Subject: RE: BS: Wayne Kerr
From: gnu
Date: 11 Jul 11 - 05:21 PM

Ahhhh... huh?

Subject: RE: BS: Wayne Kerr
From: GUEST,Jon
Date: 11 Jul 11 - 05:29 PM

Just looked at a price for one of their 6500P series models. Only £17,000 + VAT

Subject: RE: BS: Wayne Kerr
From: Jim Dixon
Date: 11 Jul 11 - 06:02 PM

That's one for Private Eye.

Subject: RE: BS: Wayne Kerr
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 12 Jul 11 - 01:24 PM

It sounds unbelievable but I swear this is true. A boy pupil in the school where I taught was called Dwayne Pipe. His mates called him 'Gutter'. His mother, Mrs Pipe, was actually a teacher in a nearby secondary school. You'd think she'd have had more sense!

Subject: RE: BS: Wayne Kerr
From: Deckman
Date: 12 Jul 11 - 03:56 PM

I HAVE SEVERAL ... WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

Subject: RE: BS: Wayne Kerr
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 12 Jul 11 - 04:07 PM

Nothing, Bob, Honest! But next time you are in the UK I dare you to shout aloud in the pub "Are there any Wayne Kerrs in here?"

If you do, next time I am stateside, I will loudly announce that I am going outside to roll a fag :-)

Cheers

:D tG

Subject: RE: BS: Wayne Kerr
From: Herga Kitty
Date: 12 Jul 11 - 07:00 PM

DtG - but to be honest, nobody in the UK would stretch their vowels like that would they? Maybe if someone tried to shout in a pub in Benidorm, are there any Juan Kerrs....?

Kitty

Subject: RE: BS: Wayne Kerr
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 13 Jul 11 - 12:29 PM

everything stretches when you get older.

Subject: RE: BS: Wayne Kerr
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 13 Jul 11 - 12:45 PM

but to be honest, nobody in the UK would stretch their vowels like that would they?

You ain't been regailed by a dodgy car salesman iin a pub in 'ampshire then?

:D tG

Subject: RE: BS: Wayne Kerr
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 13 Jul 11 - 01:24 PM

Or should I say Ehhhhmpshire :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Wayne Kerr
From: Herga Kitty
Date: 13 Jul 11 - 02:16 PM

I can honestly say that no car salesman in any pub in 'ampshire has given me cause to believe that people called Wayne might be in danger of going blind...

Kitty

Subject: RE: BS: Wayne Kerr
From: Will Fly
Date: 13 Jul 11 - 02:31 PM

I knew a girl, many years ago, called Nelly. She married someone called - yes - Jelly.

I'm not joking.

Subject: RE: BS: Wayne Kerr
From: gnu
Date: 13 Jul 11 - 03:24 PM

Oh. Yeah. Right. Sorry.

Subject: RE: BS: Wayne Kerr
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 13 Jul 11 - 03:44 PM

Kitty - You nerly owed me a new keyboard :-)

Will - Did Nelly Jelly have a smelly welly? Or Delhi Belly?

Should we stop now?

:D tG