BS: What is a real man?

Subject: RE: BS: What is a real man?
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 10 Aug 11 - 09:54 PM

I guess it all depends on how the grass is behaving!

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: What is a real man?
From: gnu
Date: 10 Aug 11 - 07:21 PM

I got a gas AND a lectric weed eater. Am I homophobic?

Subject: RE: BS: What is a real man?
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 10 Aug 11 - 03:08 PM

Nelson Eddy, 'Stout Hearted Men'

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: What is a real man?
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 10 Aug 11 - 03:00 PM

Remember 'buttons' with slogans, that a lot of people wore on their jackets? I saw this one, and cracked up(Note: political 'correcties', with NO sense of humor would faint)...
"Women should be obscene, and not heard"

Wink!
GfS

Subject: RE: BS: What is a real man?
From: mg
Date: 10 Aug 11 - 02:21 AM

They also sing this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WD0WVL-HjE&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WD0WVL-HjE&feature=related

Subject: RE: BS: What is a real man?
From: Joe_F
Date: 09 Aug 11 - 11:14 PM

How do you tell the men from the boys?
By the size of their feet and the price of their toys.

Subject: RE: BS: What is a real man?
From: olddude
Date: 09 Aug 11 - 08:41 PM

LOL

Subject: RE: BS: What is a real man?
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 09 Aug 11 - 08:03 PM

Take it a step further..all weed eater operators want to be married to each other....and if that can't be, it must be a 'civil rights' issue, based on 'genetics'!!

Good Grief!
GfS

Subject: RE: BS: What is a real man?
From: olddude
Date: 09 Aug 11 - 09:32 AM

A redneck is a real man ... LOL

Two rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.

The first goes in to see the counselor, who tells him to take Math, History, and Logic.

"What's Logic?" the first redneck asks. The professor answers by saying, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?" "I sure do."

"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.

"That's real good!" says the redneck. The professor continues, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house." Impressed, the redneck says, "Amazin!" "And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife." "That's Betty Mae! This is incredible!" The redneck is obviously catching on. "Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor. "You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard! I cain't wait to take that logic class!!"

The redneck, proud of the new world opening up to him, walks back into the hallway, where his friend is still waiting.

"So what classes are ya takin' ?" asks the friend. "Math, History, and Logic!" replies the first redneck. "What in tarnation is logic???" asked his friend. "Let me give you an example.

Do ya own a weed eater?" asked the first redneck.

"No," his friend replied.

"You're QUEER, ain't ya?"

Subject: RE: BS: What is a real man?
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 09 Aug 11 - 02:19 AM

olddude: "Smokey, good idea ... I thought of stuffing it under my shirt but then someone would think I stole it ..."

Or they'd think you were trying to look really 'stacked'...and think you were even more perverted, than if you just carried the damn thing!

Next time carry it in your teeth, and get down on all fours, with your pants down!...she'll never ask you again!!!

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: What is a real man?
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 09 Aug 11 - 01:55 AM

..and the hand says back; "Flattery will get you nowhe...HEY! what am I saying??..I might get 'lucky'!

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: What is a real man?
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 09 Aug 11 - 01:52 AM

Don, I think this guy is probably the 'best' at this...We could possibly agree??

Hey Don, You might appreciate this....note his 'expression after 4:20!

...Oh, and get some sleep!!

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: What is a real man?
From: GUEST,999
Date: 09 Aug 11 - 01:41 AM

lol, speak to the hand.

Subject: RE: BS: What is a real man?
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 09 Aug 11 - 01:34 AM

Well, I've noticed that a lot of your recent posts, you end it with saying, "I'm going to get some sleep, now!!!"

Wink!
GfS

Subject: RE: BS: What is a real man?
From: Don Firth
Date: 09 Aug 11 - 01:04 AM

Hey, GfS....

Now, THAT's GOOD!

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: What is a real man?
From: GUEST,999
Date: 09 Aug 11 - 12:53 AM

I am blessed to know both of you.

Subject: RE: BS: What is a real man?
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 09 Aug 11 - 12:41 AM

The ultimate rejection: when you are masturbating, and your hand falls asleep!

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: What is a real man?
From: Smokey.
Date: 09 Aug 11 - 12:38 AM

I completely understand and sympathise, 9.
I wouldn't like it either if I was you.

Subject: RE: BS: What is a real man?
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 09 Aug 11 - 12:28 AM

Why??..Couldn't the bus driver get the gears to shift..then found out he was trying to shift you???!!??

Wink!
GfS

Subject: RE: BS: What is a real man?
From: GUEST,999
Date: 09 Aug 11 - 12:15 AM

Play with myself? Noooooooooooooo. I tried it once and didn't like it.

Sheeeeeesh!

Subject: RE: BS: What is a real man?
From: Smokey.
Date: 09 Aug 11 - 12:08 AM

And are you willing to describe the exact circumstances under which you heard it said, GfS?

For example, I was being thrown off a bus.

Subject: RE: BS: What is a real man?
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 08 Aug 11 - 11:59 PM

I've heard it said that boys become men when they stop playing with toys...and themselves!

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: What is a real man?
From: GUEST
Date: 08 Aug 11 - 10:32 PM

What the hell is this thread???

Sheet fire, ya'll...

I is a real man and here's why:

1. Why don't they use Budweiser for Communion???

2. "Hey, yer honor sir, if you can drive any better with about 17 beers in ya then I'd pay to see it..."

3. I wonder if spit burns???

4. "Hey, mom, yer not going to believe this but..."

5. I run 45 pounds of air (metric) in the front tires of my tractor... That metric air is runnin' a little high these days 'cause of all that's goin' on...

6. If ya'll would each send me a couple hundred bucks I will send you back $100...

7. Never try to outrun an angry bee on your tractor...

8. Womenz is f'n nuts...

9. Men is f'n nuts...

10. Nuts is f'n nuts...

And that is why I am a real man...

Know what I mean???

B~

Subject: RE: BS: What is a real man?
From: Smokey.
Date: 08 Aug 11 - 10:12 PM

A theory of underpants.

Subject: RE: BS: What is a real man?
From: olddude
Date: 08 Aug 11 - 09:54 PM

real men wear tidy whiteees non of these boxer stuff

Subject: RE: BS: What is a real man?
From: olddude
Date: 08 Aug 11 - 09:53 PM

Smokey, good idea ... I thought of stuffing it under my shirt but then someone would think I stole it ...

Subject: RE: BS: What is a real man?
From: Smokey.
Date: 08 Aug 11 - 09:17 PM

What you do with handbags (purses) is, grab it by one corner of the top (never the handle) and walk as though you're just off to slaughter a pig.

Subject: RE: BS: What is a real man?
From: olddude
Date: 08 Aug 11 - 09:02 PM

LOL
a real man will also hold her purse ... Naw ... not that either.
"hon can you carry my purse out to the car"   aahhh No ... come one what it someone saw me ... LOL

Subject: RE: BS: What is a real man?
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 08 Aug 11 - 08:54 PM

..but they don't absorb as well.....

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: What is a real man?
From: Smokey.
Date: 08 Aug 11 - 08:52 PM

A real man is not afraid to buy a box of tampons for his womenz ...

...When all she wanted was chocolate?

Subject: RE: BS: What is a real man?
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 08 Aug 11 - 08:25 PM

olddude: "I am not a real man .. just a shallow one I guess LOL"

There is a line from the script I was posting, though it hadn't got to that part yet..."Down deep, all men are shallow!"
To which the reply was, "Yeah, well down deep all women are inside out!"

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: What is a real man?
From: olddude
Date: 08 Aug 11 - 08:00 PM

A real man is not afraid to buy a box of tampons for his womenz ...
I am not a real man .. just a shallow one I guess LOL

Subject: RE: BS: What is a real man?
From: kendall
Date: 08 Aug 11 - 03:35 AM

Emma and Effie, two very old women in a retirement home were playing cards. This is what they said:
Emma, "You know what, we have been friends since high school, but I can't remember your name. What is your name"?
Emma, long pause, "How soon do you have to know"?

Subject: RE: BS: What is a real man?
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 07 Aug 11 - 10:37 PM

They say, when you get older, you begin to lose two things...the first is parts of your memory, and the other is...uh........um.......hold on, I got it..........jeez.....um....what was it?...dang!

GfS

P.S. A guy walks into his shrink's office, and says: "No one will talk to me....why?, what's going on?"

Doc: "NEXT!"

Subject: RE: BS: What is a real man?
From: Bill D
Date: 07 Aug 11 - 10:03 PM

"Rose, what was the name of that restaurtant in...."

(assuming almost everyone has heard that consumate joke about memory)

Subject: RE: BS: What is a real man?
From: Don Firth
Date: 07 Aug 11 - 08:07 PM

Concerned patient:   "Doctor, I'm worried. I've been having a terrible time remembering things lately!"

Doctor:   "When did you first start noticing this?"

Concerned patient:   "Noticing what?"

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: What is a real man?
From: frogprince
Date: 07 Aug 11 - 06:50 PM

I was just braced to pull off something at a little party this afternoon, but the opportunity slipped away. Most of the crowd were people I don't really know. One lady started to talk to the couple across from us, and asked them "do you know who I am?", just meaning to clarify her place in the birthday gal's family. I braced myself to ask her, "do you know who I am?". The natural answer would have been "no"; I was hoping to answer,"Darn it, I was hoping you would know; I can't remember for the life of me".

Subject: RE: BS: What is a real man?
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 07 Aug 11 - 06:44 PM

LOL, If you could gladly pay us tomorrow for a hamburger today?

Subject: RE: BS: What is a real man?
From: GUEST,999
Date: 07 Aug 11 - 06:33 PM

Whatever thread this is, would one of you guys please tell me wtf I was just gonna ask?

Subject: RE: BS: What is a real man?
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 07 Aug 11 - 06:22 PM

My memory ain't bad. I found it funny.

Subject: RE: BS: What is a real man?
From: gnu
Date: 07 Aug 11 - 06:18 PM

Dunno why that struck me so funny. Maybe because I am dealing with a failing memory at a relatively young age. It ain't any kinda fun.

Subject: RE: BS: What is a real man?
From: gnu
Date: 07 Aug 11 - 06:15 PM

Hehehehe... good one Utah!

Subject: RE: BS: What is a real man?
From: kendall
Date: 07 Aug 11 - 05:03 PM

"When your memory goes....forget it." (Utah Phillips)

Subject: RE: BS: What is a real man?
From: gnu
Date: 07 Aug 11 - 04:36 PM

Well, I'd expect you'd recall the name at least... as you did after you read Kendall's last post. As far as a pot shot, not at all. I simply care about your memory loss. I am in the same boat.

Subject: RE: BS: What is a real man?
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 07 Aug 11 - 04:10 PM

No, I didn't recognize the Doc in the pic, but then, I wasn't focused on him...and it was only in passing. I was more concerned about Kendall,s story.
Sorry, if that wrinkled your knickers.
UCLA Medical, has a couple of hospitals out in SoCal, that post grads, do their internships....overseeing the various departments are mega-great physicians, who check the younger doctor's work. That is where I met him, and at the time was VERY impressed with him!!

...or was that an opportunity to take a quick pot shot at me?..Regardless,(and I can't find the post with the pic now), if that's the same guy, Kendall is in EXCELLENT care!!

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: What is a real man?
From: gnu
Date: 07 Aug 11 - 02:35 PM

GfS... you read the article, saw the pic and didn't recognize your old buddy Doc Z until Kendall's last post?

How unfortunate. I too suffer from memory loss, mostly due to sleep aponea I believe. Perhaps a doc could help you with diagnosing the cause(s). I know that talking with my doc may have helped somewhat stem the tide of my memory loss. It's a common ailment and there is no shame in seeking help. Trust me, the sooner you seek help, the better off you will be.

Subject: RE: BS: What is a real man?
From: Stringsinger
Date: 07 Aug 11 - 02:24 PM

Sailor Jack, most farts in church are coming from the pulpit.

Subject: RE: BS: What is a real man?
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 07 Aug 11 - 01:31 PM

OK..Thanks for the suggestion. I'd love to say 'Hi' to him, again, and give him my warmest regards!! Between him and the good Lord, you are in GOOD hands!!!

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: What is a real man?
From: kendall
Date: 07 Aug 11 - 01:20 PM

Google him; he has a record as long as your arm!
I called him a genius to his face and he blushed and stammered.
He's not only a genius, a God send and a true professional, he is also a really nice guy.

Subject: RE: BS: What is a real man?
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 07 Aug 11 - 11:40 AM

Doctor Zeitels???? Do you know if he spent time (teaching)at UCLA/Olive View Hospital??? If so, he is fantastic!

GfS