BS: What's on YER bug deflector?

Subject: BS: What's on YER bug deflector?
From: gnu
Date: 10 Aug 11 - 02:49 PM

Yeah, go ahead. First one that says it gets a prize fer bein first.

But, the 4X4s and such up my way got (and some I made up)...

"Giver some"

"Stand on it"

"Moose it"

"Mud Lover"

"Keep er twixt the ditches"

That's enough fer now... got any good ones?

Subject: RE: BS: What's on YER bug deflector?
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 10 Aug 11 - 02:50 PM

Crooked politicians!

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: What's on YER bug deflector?
From: Becca72
Date: 10 Aug 11 - 02:57 PM

um....bugs.

Subject: RE: BS: What's on YER bug deflector?
From: gnu
Date: 10 Aug 11 - 03:18 PM

Becca wins a prize fer bein first!

Subject: RE: BS: What's on YER bug deflector?
From: Becca72
Date: 10 Aug 11 - 03:20 PM

Thank you, thank you.
Actually, I don't have a bug deflector...

Subject: RE: BS: What's on YER bug deflector?
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 10 Aug 11 - 03:36 PM

Well my bug deflector actually defects bugs. ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: What's on YER bug deflector?
From: gnu
Date: 10 Aug 11 - 03:41 PM

Too late Jts. Honourable mention... maybe... if ya got a good suggestion.

"Tight lines n straight shootin"

"Swamp donkey" (ie, moose)

"Give blood" (with a pic of a skeeter)

Subject: RE: BS: What's on YER bug deflector?
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Aug 11 - 05:29 PM

"Back Off!" (on the front of the car, of course)

Subject: RE: BS: What's on YER bug deflector?
From: gnu
Date: 10 Aug 11 - 06:41 PM

Car? Ya got an old Dodge with a 1/4" skid plate from wheel ta wheel ta bumper at bumper? Buddy a mine had one. That sucker made it near a click up Stoney Crick one night. Hell of a time gettin him outta there but it was an adventure.

Why did he drive up a Crick? Well, it was there... and so was a gallon a shine and some Albert County homegrown. Oh... yeah... that was in Albert County... nuff said... them southern boys is a bit off eh.

When Lynard Skynard played here a while back they were informed that the "anthem" of the Albert County good ol boys was Sweet Home Albert County and the lead singer said that kinda frightened him. And it shoulda. Rednecks from anywhere can fray yer nerves.

"Reverse? What's that?"

Subject: RE: BS: What's on YER bug deflector?
From: Janie
Date: 10 Aug 11 - 07:46 PM

Bug juice

Subject: RE: BS: What's on YER bug deflector?
From: Bobert
Date: 10 Aug 11 - 08:31 PM

I ain't got no stenkin' bug deflector but if I did I'd put "Bugs Sign In Here"...

B;~)

Subject: RE: BS: What's on YER bug deflector?
From: gnu
Date: 11 Aug 11 - 06:02 AM

Good one Bobert! >:-)

Subject: RE: BS: What's on YER bug deflector?
From: gnomad
Date: 11 Aug 11 - 06:13 AM

Been waiting in vain for enlightenment, so for the benefit of the similarly-bewildered: What the *** is a bug deflector?

Subject: RE: BS: What's on YER bug deflector?
From: Will Fly
Date: 11 Aug 11 - 08:45 AM

This will tell you.

Subject: RE: BS: What's on YER bug deflector?
From: GUEST,999
Date: 11 Aug 11 - 08:52 AM

"What's on YER bug deflector?"

Of course you know the last thing to go through a bug's mind when it and the deflector meet at 60 mph, right?

Subject: RE: BS: What's on YER bug deflector?
From: gnu
Date: 11 Aug 11 - 09:55 AM

"In addition to guarding the windshield, a bug deflector also protects the hood from pitting due to flying pebbles, tar and other road debris."

And bugs. A June bug can really mess up a paint job.

Subject: RE: BS: What's on YER bug deflector?
From: Will Fly
Date: 11 Aug 11 - 10:41 AM

Of course you know the last thing to go through a bug's mind when it and the deflector meet at 60 mph, right?

Yup - it's ass!

Subject: RE: BS: What's on YER bug deflector?
From: gnomad
Date: 11 Aug 11 - 11:07 AM

Well, well, thanks WillFly, don't think I've ever come across one of those. Odd really, because we have plenty of vehicles that might benefit, though there might be some obscure regulation preventing their use. I don't suppose our bug problem is anything to rival yours, but necessity seldom seems to drive motoring fashions here, and people will fix almost any kind of gadget to their vehicles.

So-called 'Roo Bars had a widespread vogue here a few years ago (despite our having very few wild 'roos to fend off) but it suddenly faded when insurers started to notice they could increase the claim from damaged third parties. The things were priced off all but the most determined addicts' vehicles, I could imagine something similar affecting bug deflectors.

Subject: RE: BS: What's on YER bug deflector?
From: GUEST,leeneia
Date: 11 Aug 11 - 02:23 PM

Thanks for the link, Will. I too was wondering what exactly a bug deflector is. At first I thought it must be those things in the back, but no, those are mudflaps.

Subject: RE: BS: What's on YER bug deflector?
From: gnu
Date: 11 Aug 11 - 03:44 PM

"Drive it or park it"... in reverse, of course.

Subject: RE: BS: What's on YER bug deflector?
From: gnu
Date: 11 Aug 11 - 04:57 PM

Bug deflector music.

Subject: RE: BS: What's on YER bug deflector?
From: gnu
Date: 20 Oct 11 - 02:06 PM

Great one! Ron Hynes sings 30 fer 60

Excellent on the hood lip eh Becca? Seein as how you don't got no deflector.

I ain't got one on the new F150 either. Assholes at Ford decided on that new sillyass hood deeesign. $$$ if ya touch that piece a crap on a pine or if ya hit sommat bigger than a bug. And, the new bumper ain't gonna keep any pines offina yer grill. AND, ya can set a beer down on the bumper... WTF? What were they thankin?

Subject: RE: BS: What's on YER bug deflector?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Oct 11 - 03:24 PM

gnu? I think you should know...Chongo recently copyrighted the spelling of the word "yer" and all its derivatives, such as YER, for example.

You owe Chongo a penny for every time you type the word "YER", "yer", or any other form of yer.

Total it up, okay? You can pay him through Paypal.

Subject: RE: BS: What's on YER bug deflector?
From: gnu
Date: 20 Oct 11 - 03:29 PM

Shock the monkey.

That's the PC version.

Subject: RE: BS: What's on YER bug deflector?
From: dick greenhaus
Date: 20 Oct 11 - 11:49 PM

Q:How can you tell a happy motorcyclist?
A: He has bugs on his teeth.

Subject: RE: BS: What's on YER bug deflector?
From: gnu
Date: 21 Oct 11 - 08:03 PM

There ya go! A deflector with "teeth" on it. Great idea!

Subject: RE: BS: What's on YER bug deflector?
From: Don Firth
Date: 22 Oct 11 - 02:06 AM

Somebody's rear bumper.

Don Firth