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BS: If you like Winona Ryder...

Jack the Sailor 12 Aug 11 - 11:26 PM
Stilly River Sage 12 Aug 11 - 11:34 PM
catspaw49 13 Aug 11 - 10:10 AM
GUEST,Bluesman 13 Aug 11 - 10:42 AM
olddude 13 Aug 11 - 11:08 AM
Jack the Sailor 13 Aug 11 - 11:11 AM
catspaw49 13 Aug 11 - 11:18 AM
Stilly River Sage 13 Aug 11 - 12:05 PM
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gnu 13 Aug 11 - 12:20 PM
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Richard Bridge 13 Aug 11 - 02:09 PM
Bill D 13 Aug 11 - 02:47 PM
GUEST,Josepp 13 Aug 11 - 02:57 PM
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Subject: BS: If you like Winona Ryder...
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 12 Aug 11 - 11:26 PM

You will probably like
The Darwin Awards.


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Subject: RE: BS: If you like Winona Ryder...
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 12 Aug 11 - 11:34 PM

Great cast!

SRS


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Subject: RE: BS: If you like Winona Ryder...
From: catspaw49
Date: 13 Aug 11 - 10:10 AM

If you like Winona Ryder.........and so few people do.......except for Hawk..............Looks like a great cast except for her.


Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: If you like Winona Ryder...
From: GUEST,Bluesman
Date: 13 Aug 11 - 10:42 AM

She would have loved to have been in London last week, they were stealing everything out of shops.


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Subject: RE: BS: If you like Winona Ryder...
From: olddude
Date: 13 Aug 11 - 11:08 AM

LH is gonna hunt ya down


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Subject: RE: BS: If you like Winona Ryder...
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 13 Aug 11 - 11:11 AM

Yeah the thread was for LH, I'm not a big fan of her, but she was perfect in this role, funny and sexy, a good partner and foil for Feinnes' character.

She was "parented" by beatnik hippie friends of Allan Ginsberg. Also a child star with all that entails. IMHO, that goes a long way toward explaining her tendency to act out.


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Subject: RE: BS: If you like Winona Ryder...
From: catspaw49
Date: 13 Aug 11 - 11:18 AM

I think she'd be better suited to play Lorena Bobbitt. This is why Hawk likes her as his willie is so small not even Lorena could find it to remove it. He first signed in at the 'Cat as "Micro Dick" but decided he needed something different and stronger, even if less truthful.


Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: If you like Winona Ryder...
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 13 Aug 11 - 12:05 PM

I liked her in The Age of Innocence.

SRS


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Subject: RE: BS: If you like Winona Ryder...
From: catspaw49
Date: 13 Aug 11 - 12:16 PM

Did she ever have one herself?


Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: If you like Winona Ryder...
From: gnu
Date: 13 Aug 11 - 12:20 PM

I'd say that's about as far as LH will be able to read before he HAS to post.


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Subject: RE: BS: If you like Winona Ryder...
From: josepp
Date: 13 Aug 11 - 01:24 PM

////I think she'd be better suited to play Lorena Bobbitt. This is why Hawk likes her as his willie is so small not even Lorena could find it to remove it.////

????
But aside from its dinkiness, "spaw"--did you enjoy the taste?


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Subject: RE: BS: If you like Winona Ryder...
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 13 Aug 11 - 02:09 PM

Now, you see, I don't understand why this is funny, whereas others don't understand why apt and spiky nicknames are funny.


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Subject: RE: BS: If you like Winona Ryder...
From: Bill D
Date: 13 Aug 11 - 02:47 PM

It isn't 'funny', it's a strange game..... look up "playing the dozens", where the object is to trade clever insults as fast as possible. It perhaps sharpens whatever passes for 'mind' in certain groups, but so do less confrontational games.


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Subject: RE: BS: If you like Winona Ryder...
From: GUEST,Josepp
Date: 13 Aug 11 - 02:57 PM

Rule 1 on playing the dozens--

NEVER make fun of the size of another man's penis. You will then be asked to explain how you came by the information.

In other words--you're stepping right in it. And when you're "spaw" making this gaffe, that's just asking for it.


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Subject: RE: BS: If you like Winona Ryder...
From: catspaw49
Date: 13 Aug 11 - 03:00 PM

I dunno' Bill.......Hawk and I have been doing this now for over 10 years now and neither of us can cut warm butter.........Of course Hawk has a much shorter blade as well...........


Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: If you like Winona Ryder...
From: Jeri
Date: 13 Aug 11 - 03:08 PM

Spaw's mama told him about LH.

I was in the military, although I've forgotten a lot--this stuff isn't that popular with some other groups of people. I'm also better at it in person. I don't know why, considering I'm a rotten conversationalist.


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Subject: RE: BS: If you like Winona Ryder...
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Aug 11 - 04:14 PM

Wasn't she Red Ryder's momma?


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Subject: RE: BS: If you like Winona Ryder...
From: catspaw49
Date: 13 Aug 11 - 04:32 PM

No, she was RR's evil and ugly sister..........


Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: If you like Winona Ryder...
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 13 Aug 11 - 05:52 PM

And devising witty nicknames doesn't?

*wanders off shaking head with puzzled expression*


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Subject: RE: BS: If you like Winona Ryder...
From: catspaw49
Date: 13 Aug 11 - 07:00 PM

Josiedude.....You know diddly........Penis size is never a problem to counter. Its the essence of the "game"..........In your case for exxample, I know you're a midget dick because you almost were accepted in a Girls Only school. Your Mom told me that one night after giving me a blow job."

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: If you like Winona Ryder...
From: gnu
Date: 13 Aug 11 - 07:23 PM

This is starting to suck.


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Subject: RE: BS: If you like Winona Ryder...
From: josepp
Date: 13 Aug 11 - 07:37 PM

Yeah, it's pretty lame. Oh, well.


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Subject: RE: BS: If you like Winona Ryder...
From: gnu
Date: 13 Aug 11 - 07:41 PM

It's okay, josepp... you tried yer best. Don't give up. Chin up and smile eh?

If you flinch, you can try wearing glasses.


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Subject: RE: BS: If you like Winona Ryder...
From: Art Thieme
Date: 13 Aug 11 - 07:49 PM

I love to watch her.


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Subject: RE: BS: If you like Winona Ryder...
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Aug 11 - 09:28 PM

Her what, Art?


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Subject: RE: BS: If you like Winona Ryder...
From: gnu
Date: 14 Aug 11 - 01:28 PM

FREERESH just for LH.


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Subject: RE: BS: If you like Winona Ryder...
From: gnu
Date: 18 Aug 11 - 02:31 PM

freeresh... just for LH.


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Subject: RE: BS: If you like Winona Ryder...
From: josepp
Date: 17 Aug 11 - 06:50 PM

////Josiedude.....You know diddly////

I know bo diddly.


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Subject: RE: BS: If you like Winona Ryder...
From: Herga Kitty
Date: 18 Aug 11 - 04:54 PM

I really liked her in Beetlejuice, Heathers, Mermaids and Edward Scissorhands, and I was sorry she screwed up later. I hope she survives the Darwin Awards...

Kitty


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Subject: RE: BS: If you like Winona Ryder...
From: GUEST,Bluesman
Date: 18 Aug 11 - 05:31 PM

Don't trust her, she steals stuff out of shops


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Subject: RE: BS: If you like Winona Ryder...
From: gnu
Date: 18 Aug 11 - 05:59 PM

"I hope she survives the Darwin Awards..."

Hahahahahahaaaaa!


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Subject: RE: BS: If you like Winona Ryder...
From: GUEST,Patsy
Date: 19 Aug 11 - 07:06 AM

Yes I've always like Winona Ryder and I am sure that the shoplifting incidents or incidencies was just momentary lapse of memory or depression something like that, who am I to judge?


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Subject: RE: BS: If you like Winona Ryder...
From: gnu
Date: 19 Aug 11 - 02:36 PM

"If you like Winona Ryder"

I am sure LH would love to.


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