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Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ... From: Little Hawk Date: 16 Sep 11 - 07:49 PM My special wild buddies here are the chipmunks, and a whole series of them have been kilt and et by the damned grey tabby cat that lives near here. I would like to put a permanent end to his career. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ... From: olddude Date: 16 Sep 11 - 05:54 PM So what is missing from this photo, well I will tell ya, my frog cause the crow ate it ... look how depressed my plastic turtle is now ... good grief ... missing |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ... From: olddude Date: 16 Sep 11 - 05:42 PM here I am in a deep dark depression cause my frog got et and you guys are doing frog porn ... tee hee ... Oh the humanity |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ... From: gnu Date: 16 Sep 11 - 05:06 PM At least they are BOTH smilin. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ... From: John MacKenzie Date: 16 Sep 11 - 04:30 PM Nah frogsporn is like Jello with measles, innit? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ... From: Jeri Date: 16 Sep 11 - 04:27 PM Oh, JEEZ!!! Frog porn! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ... From: John MacKenzie Date: 16 Sep 11 - 04:26 PM Wow, that frog is STACKED! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ... From: GUEST,999 --- from the www Date: 16 Sep 11 - 04:23 PM I know where they come from, I know where they come from, I know . . . |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ... From: gnu Date: 16 Sep 11 - 04:09 PM CLAYMORES! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ... From: gnu Date: 16 Sep 11 - 03:48 PM 15?!!!! Dan, get the ordinance readied. They are obviously on recon and if they send in THAT many for recon, it must be gonna be a serious incursion. Perhaps even a full blown invasion... The Day of Rats? Maybe Castro is behind this nefarious plan. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ... From: olddude Date: 16 Sep 11 - 03:11 PM Lizzie I will ship you one of mine. No kidding my town is infested with them. I have about 15 in my front yard everyday .. cute little buggers ... I love watching them. Grey and black, few red squirrels but mostly grey Bruce now that's a frog .. OMG funny |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ... From: gnu Date: 16 Sep 11 - 03:08 PM Squirrels are rats with bushy tales. They really are cute... until they eat your house. And, if they get in and piss and shit in a "bad spot", wellll, that's a world a hurt. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ... From: Jeri Date: 16 Sep 11 - 02:54 PM Red squirrels actually have an average lifespan of about 3 years, so maybe they just lived a long, natural life. Maybe they ate some bad nuts, who knows? I get the big grey ones here, and they're fun to watch when you don't have a little bit of PTSD because one once ate a hole in your roof and lived in your attic for years, while laughing at your lame attempts to gently relocate and/or slaughter him, then you go up and he's got a girlfriend or she's got a boyfriend. I once found a newborn squirrel that fell from the eaves onto my porch in August. (Didn't make it.) They're not supposed to have babies in August, and they're not supposed to do it in a place as hot as my attic in August! So, I'm sorry about your squirrels. I still remember how cute I thought they were, back before they ate my house. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ... From: Jeri Date: 16 Sep 11 - 02:42 PM At least nobody ATE your squirrel... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ... From: Lizzie Cornish 1 Date: 16 Sep 11 - 02:27 PM I should add I've lived here for over 2 years now, so we shared our lives during all that time...They gave me so much enchantment...and made me smile with their cheeky, playful antics.. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ... From: Lizzie Cornish 1 Date: 16 Sep 11 - 02:25 PM Dan, last week I had two squirrels in my garden, they'd dance from tree to tree all around the place...They've been here since I moved in and I'd sit and watch them from my outside staircase, which is high up in line with the trees almost..so they never even knew I was there... Last week I found one of them dead on the grass...I was so upset...I buried him and filled his grave up with geranium petals..crying my eyes out as I did so... The next morning his little buddy was on patio, still warm.... They now lie in their Geranium Grave together, friends in the after-life too... I felt absolutely gutted for days, still do... This was THEIR garden, I merely had the honour of sharing it with them.... The garden feels so empty now, even though the birds are still there..Without Nutty and Nutkin it's lost its sparkle and its magic....... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ... From: Lizzie Cornish 1 Date: 16 Sep 11 - 02:20 PM Good Lordy, your Sweetums looks just like another 'Sweetums' I know... ;0) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ... From: GUEST,999 Date: 16 Sep 11 - 02:01 PM My new pet whom I call Sweetums. The birds leave him alone. So do I. Don't know what happened to the last pic. Over exposed I guess. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ... From: GUEST,999 Date: 16 Sep 11 - 01:59 PM |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ... From: GUEST,999 Date: 16 Sep 11 - 01:53 PM Dan's new frog. It's name is Bubba. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ... From: gnu Date: 16 Sep 11 - 01:22 PM Oh John... pun nevermore. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ... From: John MacKenzie Date: 16 Sep 11 - 01:02 PM No good raven on about it. If ya gotta crow, ya gotta crow. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ... From: ranger1 Date: 16 Sep 11 - 12:51 PM Sorry for you loss, Dan. But as you said: crows gotta eat, too. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ... From: Becca72 Date: 16 Sep 11 - 12:16 PM A few years ago I had a pet frog on my desk at work (West African Aquatic something-or-other) and he was the hit of the office. I love frogs! Bummer that your little buddy met such an end. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ... From: olddude Date: 16 Sep 11 - 11:59 AM OpenMike not a good place for wiener dogs either then :-) I can see my little hairy girl being scooped up and eaten ... oh boy |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ... From: GUEST,guest, open mike Date: 16 Sep 11 - 11:18 AM Let me tell you a story about Max the ferret. My partner Dennis had this little guy and he was a great pet. He travelled in his pocket and was "hired" (with cat food and mayonnaise as his salary) to exterminate rodents in a kitchen of a logging camp in Alaska. Well, living in the wilds of Alaska, there are many critters, including bears, eagles, otters, wolverines, ravens, etc. Well, it just so happens that near by there lived an eagle named Bernie. One day while playing in the yard, Max got scooped up by Mrs. Bernie, and there ends the tale of Max. (sorry for him being your name sake, Max) He got flying lessons, and became dinner for the eaglets. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ... From: olddude Date: 16 Sep 11 - 11:17 AM Priceless Bruce can't stop laughing ... thank you |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ... From: GUEST,999 Date: 16 Sep 11 - 11:14 AM Music addresses life's vicissitudes--for you, Dan. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ... From: olddude Date: 16 Sep 11 - 11:12 AM Nooooooo John ... Noooooo Jell-o ...the horror the horror |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ... From: John MacKenzie Date: 16 Sep 11 - 11:04 AM Green snakes, green frogs. What more could you want to complete the set, than green jello? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ... From: olddude Date: 16 Sep 11 - 10:52 AM OMG Jennie that had to be a shocker. One time when I was a kid my mom was in the bathroom and I heard this scream. She ran out yelling snake snake. There was a little green garden snake next to the toilet. Harmless but rattled her good .. how it got in , no clue |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ... From: Rapparee Date: 16 Sep 11 - 10:10 AM olddude, did your frog ever pluck his magic twanger? Was it in private or right out in public? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ... From: JennieG Date: 16 Sep 11 - 02:38 AM Gnu, froggy didn't say anything, not one ribbit....it must have crawled quite a long way through the drainage system to make it to our bathroom. I don't even want to speculate what it must have crawled through. Froggy Cheers JennieG |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ... From: Jeri Date: 15 Sep 11 - 11:23 PM Crow thought you put in a crow feeder. I can't forget the time I looked out my door and saw a hawk perched on top of my bird feeder. "Here birdie, birdie..." |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ... From: ChanteyLass Date: 15 Sep 11 - 11:14 PM While the frog's life was brief, I am sure it was happy thanks to you. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ... From: Little Hawk Date: 15 Sep 11 - 11:09 PM There are a lot of frogs out there too, so maybe you can find another froggie friend soon. When I was a kid, I once raised a tadpole in the goldfish tank, and it did well eating fish food as it gradually grew legs and began to take on the recognizable features of a frog. Presently it was ready to move on into full frog existence, so I removed it from the tank and put it into the local pond where it seemed to fit in fine with the other young frogs. I hope it lived a successful life there (in frog terms). |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ... From: GUEST,999 Date: 15 Sep 11 - 11:02 PM Sorry to hear about this, Dan. Poor ol' froggie ain't gonna go courtin' no more. On the bright side, he won't end up on a French restaurant menu. That's a plus. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ... From: olddude Date: 15 Sep 11 - 10:20 PM lol why yes we can rap |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ... From: Rapparee Date: 15 Sep 11 - 10:17 PM I can drink Old Crow.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ... From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity Date: 15 Sep 11 - 10:14 PM Would it be revenge if you ate crow?? GfS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ... From: Rapparee Date: 15 Sep 11 - 08:54 PM I used to have a little green frog, The little green frog liked me. Then one day a black crow came Snatched him and ate him in a tree. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ... From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 15 Sep 11 - 08:11 PM When wild animals overcome their fear of humans, it seems like they lose some of their natural fear of other predators as well. Thy're not smart enough to know that just because it turns out people don't want to eat 'em after all, the same doesn't hold for crows, snakes, or even the family cat. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ... From: gnu Date: 15 Sep 11 - 07:23 PM But, if he said "Kiss me and I will turn into a prince and shower you with riches." you might want to negotiate with him before calling Himself. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ... From: JennieG Date: 15 Sep 11 - 07:03 PM Bummer, Dan......earlier this year I went to use the toilet in our bedroom ensuite bathroom, lifted the lid and went to sit down.....(too much information I know, but bear with me).....when something made me look into the bowl and there was a big green tree frog, half in and half out of water, grinning up at me. I shut the lid very quickly and called for Himself who scooped out the frog and took it outside to join its friends. We have frogs here in summer, they have a favourite spot in the garden. Just imagine if you were sitting peacefully, minding your own business, doing what you need to do, and a cold clammy little froggy hand reached up and tapped you on your bare nether regions....... Cheers JennieG |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ... From: gnu Date: 15 Sep 11 - 06:17 PM That's cool Dan... warms my heart. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ... From: olddude Date: 15 Sep 11 - 06:15 PM Amen LH ... they are angels. I got three of em. My gus the big fat 130lb dog watches them so close. People can pet him pull his ears but try to touch a wiener dog ... his fur goes up .. At the place where I board them when I travel, the lady said they are so much fun but if another dog growls at the little ones his fur goes up and teeth go out .. Well he was raised with them. He is one of the pups my daughter and I bottle fed at 1 day old. All he knows is the wieners |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ... From: Little Hawk Date: 15 Sep 11 - 05:51 PM If something...anything...goes after a wiener dog of mine, the gloves are off. An ax, a gun, a knife, a baseball bat, a crowbar, my bare hands...whatever it takes. I like to think the old wiener would do the same for me, given the need. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ... From: Ed T Date: 15 Sep 11 - 05:49 PM So, he flogged the frog? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ... From: John MacKenzie Date: 15 Sep 11 - 05:48 PM Followed by a dish of green jello ? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ... From: gnu Date: 15 Sep 11 - 05:23 PM A yote would make a good snack fer a 130# Lab/Newf! Throw a wiener dog on top on a cracker and... ahhhh, sorry. |
