BS: Ate my Frog

Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ...
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 29 Aug 12 - 03:48 PM

I love it to but and notice he is a gentleman gnu, didn't mention aahem
green Jello

Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ...
From: gnu
Date: 29 Aug 12 - 03:29 PM

Eddie! Yer Crazy! I love it!

Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ...
From: GUEST,CrazyEddie
Date: 29 Aug 12 - 04:57 AM

My Baby's left my lily-pad
My legs have been deep-fried
And now they say they're gonna
Put me in formaldehide..

I've got the Greens, I've got the Greens real baaad...

Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ...
From: gnu
Date: 28 Aug 12 - 08:22 PM

4 years for a hamster that bites? Yeah... that's a lucky hamster.

Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ...
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 28 Aug 12 - 07:56 PM

The trick to having frogs and fish is to have a big enough pond that you don't give a damn if the birds eat a few. The local great blue herons and belted kingfishers think of my pond as an all-you-can-eat buffet.

Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ...
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 28 Aug 12 - 04:14 PM

never heard that before OMG that is something else LOL
wonder if it was whole wheat or rye bread

Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ...
From: Jim Carroll
Date: 28 Aug 12 - 04:10 PM

Don't know where you are or if you caught this piece of British history
Jim Carroll
http://sunheadlines.blogspot.ie/2008/11/classics-freddie-starr-ate-my-hamster.html

Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ...
From: olddude
Date: 28 Aug 12 - 03:57 PM

I hope he put some BBQ sauce on it first ... I had a hamster once. It was the meanest little critter you ever seen. It would come over to you in its little cage all nice and sweet, then bite ya right on the finger when you tried to pick him up. Thing lived for 4 years which is pretty long for a hamster

Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ...
From: Jim Carroll
Date: 28 Aug 12 - 02:43 PM

Freddie Starr ate my hamster
Jim Carroll

Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ...
From: olddude
Date: 28 Aug 12 - 02:12 PM

I will leave a lemon slice out for the crow cause he will probably eat them all

Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ...
From: gnu
Date: 28 Aug 12 - 02:05 PM

No lemon juice?

Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ...
From: olddude
Date: 28 Aug 12 - 01:56 PM

so last night I go out to my genuine plastic fountain and there it was. A new frog, (nice looking one too) and two gold fish, and a can of gold fish food. Note from my doc buddie. Don't jump out of planes, fish instead LOL

Well since his farm pond has gold fish and frogs, I figured out before the note where they came from. Nice fat fish too

Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ...
From: Bill D
Date: 19 Sep 11 - 11:39 AM

I see Rap confessed 30 minutes before he was accused.

Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ...
From: olddude
Date: 19 Sep 11 - 10:01 AM

I noticed on the plastic frog that he was packing a .40 glock ... that leads me to believe that it was Rap ... you sly devil you

Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ...
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Sep 11 - 09:35 AM

I confess. Don't waterboard me. In fact, I not only put the frog there, I threw the bomb at the Haymarket Riot, shot Duke Ferdinand, flew the final mission over Japanese skies, kidnapped the Lindbergh baby, and incited the Cultural Revolution.

Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ...
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 19 Sep 11 - 08:11 AM

not me

Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ...
From: gnu
Date: 18 Sep 11 - 01:58 PM

Maybe he was just picked up by an agent?

Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ...
From: rumanci
Date: 18 Sep 11 - 01:11 PM

OK,Dan
you've sussed me
funny how no one else noticed before that my arms had grown thousands of miles long

I WISH I HAD....

Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ...
From: olddude
Date: 18 Sep 11 - 01:08 PM

What the hell?
someone put a plastic frog next to my plastic turtle
can't stop laughing ok fess up who did it ?
frog


messing with my head ... OMG .. can't stop laughing priceless
Linda swears she didn't do it .. which one of you is responsible??

Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ...
From: GUEST,999
Date: 18 Sep 11 - 12:35 PM

I moved recently and had to leave behind my toad whom I called Winston (after Churchill). The only thing me was missing to be the spitting image of Churchill was the top hat and the cigar. I did offer him a drag of a cigarette but he just kept hopping. I go back to that place every few days to see if he's about. No luck so far.

He had this facial expression, but he was brown without the bumps.

Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ...
From: olddude
Date: 18 Sep 11 - 11:19 AM

Janie
That is what my little guy looked like until the crow ate him ..
sniff, sniff ..

Dave Carter sent me a postcard from
crow-ate-ya

what timing huh

Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ...
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 18 Sep 11 - 05:31 AM

Gus & Bella are gorgeous

sandra

Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ...
From: Janie
Date: 18 Sep 11 - 12:41 AM

Hey Dan, have you ever woke with Bullfrogs on Your Mind

Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ...
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Sep 11 - 12:02 AM

Yes, it's not all like "Animal Planet" or Walt Disney would have it. For one thing, lemmings don't go on suicidal marches. For another, the critters in them woods ain't tame -- your remains won't be returned to your next of kin.

Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ...
From: Janie
Date: 17 Sep 11 - 10:35 PM

Nature isn't nice, it is simply nature.

Bullfrogs eat birds

Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ...
From: gnu
Date: 17 Sep 11 - 10:01 PM

"Frogs have been known to eat hummingbirds."

Not in my back yard... die you barstards! DIE!

Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ...
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Sep 11 - 09:50 PM

Back during my Boy Scout days we used to hunt frogs along the shore of the lake at the Camp. We were going to fix us some frog legs! Funny thing -- somehow the frogs knew we were coming (could it have been the noise?) and vanished before we approached. We did catch a fish once, though.

Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ...
From: frogprince
Date: 17 Sep 11 - 09:37 PM

Maeve, you missed a good opportunity; you could have had his little legs to eat, and made a little wheel chair for him.

Forgive me if you can, I was remembering a crazy cartoon from a few years ago. What ya did was really good-hearted.

Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ...
From: Janie
Date: 17 Sep 11 - 09:11 PM

Frogs have been known to eat hummingbirds. Maybe it was the frog's karma?

Neat frog story got related to me tonight when I took an old friend out to dinner who I hadn't seen for awhile. Said friend had raised a couple of tree frogs he had grabbed from his backyard when they were tiny. This summer he grabbed another couple of tree frogs to raise and observe, and as they are doing well in the aquarium, he decided earlier in the summer to liberate the first two. One of them frequents the water garden. (He knows it is one of the frogs he raised because, due to the constant good diet of crickets they got in captivity, they grew to a bit larger size than tree frogs in the wild achieve.) Two weeks ago he was sitting on the steps of his deck, near the water garden, and the tree frog jumped down onto the ground, and hopped toward him. To his amazement, the frog hopped up the steps and then onto his leg, and sat there looking up at him for quite a long time before finally turning and heading back into the yard and up into a tree.

His best guess is the frog recognized him by sight or smell as the source of live crickets tumbling into the his previous aquarium home at regular intervals.

Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ...
From: gnu
Date: 17 Sep 11 - 07:13 PM

Well done m!

Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ...
From: maeve
Date: 17 Sep 11 - 06:07 PM

Dan, I had a froggy resident in a little wading pool I planted in my yard. A leopard frog moved in that day, and did well for about a year. One night, a raccoon grabbed hold of his back right foot, and Leopard pulled free, minus one foot.

When I found him the next morning he was in bad shape. I wrapped him in a damp towel with that ragged leg poking out one end of the roll, and his nose at the other. A friend held the frogroll steady so I could take a close look at the damage.

It took a sharp pair of scissors, a needle, and some effort, but I managed to trim the rsgged skin and stitch a flap of skin over ihs leg stump. Dang, frog skin is some tough!

That frog and his slightly altered foot arrangement continued visiting my little faux pond for another two years.

Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ...
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Sep 11 - 05:26 PM

Yeah, and very shortly afterwards the flying thing died. That there frog is pure poison!

Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ...
From: gnu
Date: 17 Sep 11 - 01:17 PM

"All decked out for a hot night on the town." What kinda bar was he going to?

Speakin a turtles. An elephant arrives at a waterhole, spots a turtle on a log, walks over a kicks it up over the tree tops into the forest.

A giraffe asks why he did it. The elephant says that he recognized the turtle as the one that bit him on the snout while he was taking a drink at the water hole when he was a baby 50 years ago. The giraffe says, "Wow! You have a great memory." The elephant says, "Yeah, turtle recall."

I don't care if you two don't like it. That's all yer gettin from me for your B'days.

Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ...
From: GUEST,999
Date: 17 Sep 11 - 12:52 PM

I think part of the problem is that frogs don't seem to know squat about camouflage with regard to their backdrops. Look at this guy. All decked out for a hot night on the town. Just four seconds after this shot was taken, there he was, gone, clutched tightly in the claws of a terrodactill/pterohdacktil/fu#ckingfast bird. I love the little critters, but damn they ain't too bright.

Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ...
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Sep 11 - 12:32 PM

"It isn't easy being gre..." gulp.

Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ...
From: gnu
Date: 17 Sep 11 - 12:28 PM

Rap... looks kinda like Foggy Jell-O.

Subject: Crows are unpleasant f-ers?
From: Crowhugger
Date: 17 Sep 11 - 12:02 PM

Big Al,
Crows are known for doing an exemplary job of raising their young and for being adaptable. Admirable traits if you aren't their food source. I suppose chickens, cattle, turkeys and others don't think too highly of human beings either.
;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ...
From: olddude
Date: 16 Sep 11 - 10:02 PM

Big Al
just don't name him Steve, Crows like to eat frog with that name ...
yup

Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ...
From: olddude
Date: 16 Sep 11 - 09:57 PM

Hey earlier I was telling you about my big dog Gus how he loves the wiener dogs .. check him out with my wiener dog Bella. Very protective of the little ones

gus and bella

Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ...
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 16 Sep 11 - 09:55 PM

Crows are like that ....unpleasant fuckers.


Perhaps you should have asked them to come indoors.

I have a nice frog in my garden, I will try to establish a friendly and nurturong relationship with him - given your expert testimony.

Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ...
From: olddude
Date: 16 Sep 11 - 09:43 PM

Going to find one of those poison dart frogs .. yah   let that dang crow try to swallow that ....

Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ...
From: olddude
Date: 16 Sep 11 - 09:41 PM

I assume he was a guy but he wouldn't let me lift up his leg ... However, it could have been a frogette good question. Naw they need a girl frog for the deed they do

Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ...
From: Jeri
Date: 16 Sep 11 - 09:40 PM

I just wonder where they hide the little TVs.

Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ...
From: Crowhugger
Date: 16 Sep 11 - 09:39 PM

Gee, sorry, olddude; promise I won't hug that one.

Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ...
From: JennieG
Date: 16 Sep 11 - 09:33 PM

If that was left behind as a memory, would the frog not have been Stephanie rather than Steve? Are male frogs able to .....you know.....on their own? or do they need a little girl froggette with which to do the deed?

There's not much difference between frog porn and frog spawn when you say it quickly, is there?

Cheers
JennieG

Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ...
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Sep 11 - 09:10 PM

But he left something more than memories behind for you, Dan.

Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ...
From: olddude
Date: 16 Sep 11 - 08:26 PM

May I ask for a moment of silence, to remember Steve,
the Frog. May he find a nice pond in Heaven with no hungry crows...

sniff sniff

Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ...
From: olddude
Date: 16 Sep 11 - 08:20 PM

Thank you, got me laughing so hard about the frog porn ... OMG

that was priceless

Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ...
From: Jeri
Date: 16 Sep 11 - 08:17 PM

OK... what are we talkin' about now?

Subject: RE: BS: Ate my Frog ...
From: katlaughing
Date: 16 Sep 11 - 08:06 PM

Dan, sorry to hear about your frog.

I hope Gus doesn't have a wiener complex.:-)