BS: Spam e-mail

Subject: BS: Spam e-mail
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 17 Sep 11 - 03:50 PM

Is it just me, or are others receiving an avalanche of meds/viagra related e-mails lately?
I have been getting about 20 a day on just one e-mail addy, for the last 3 days.

Subject: RE: BS: Spam e-mail
From: Wesley S
Date: 17 Sep 11 - 03:52 PM

Well then I guess the word is out....

Subject: RE: BS: Spam e-mail
From: gnu
Date: 17 Sep 11 - 03:53 PM

Hahahahahaa

Subject: RE: BS: Spam e-mail
From: Megan L
Date: 17 Sep 11 - 03:56 PM

Wesley dear at Johns great age even if those pills worked he would have trouble remembering what he was supposed to do once he caught a lass .

* heads to join Ashoka under the table

Subject: RE: BS: Spam e-mail
From: GUEST,999
Date: 17 Sep 11 - 03:57 PM

Anything we can do to help, John?

Subject: RE: BS: Spam e-mail
From: Wesley S
Date: 17 Sep 11 - 03:59 PM

They DO help you from accidently rolling out of bed at night...

Seriously - those things rotate around. We all get them. It's just your turn. I'm sure there are filters of some sort that would help.

Subject: RE: BS: Spam e-mail
From: GUEST,999
Date: 17 Sep 11 - 04:05 PM

"Seriously - those things rotate around."

He needs the pills to stop that, Wesley. Does this help at all, John?

Subject: RE: BS: Spam e-mail
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 17 Sep 11 - 04:11 PM

Nah, I prefer Scottish Blackface, they're prettier

Subject: RE: BS: Spam e-mail
From: Megan L
Date: 17 Sep 11 - 04:13 PM

besides that one isnt wearing the regulation flourescent jacket.

Subject: RE: BS: Spam e-mail
From: GUEST,999
Date: 17 Sep 11 - 04:18 PM

Oh.

Subject: RE: BS: Spam e-mail
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 17 Sep 11 - 04:31 PM

Bright orange available

Subject: RE: BS: Spam e-mail
From: GUEST,999
Date: 17 Sep 11 - 04:55 PM

Well, I see you've done your homework.


That spam crap certainly does make the rounds. Ya'd figure that after four or fives years never opening one, the spammers would quit. Stupider than me arse they are.

Subject: RE: BS: Spam e-mail
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 17 Sep 11 - 05:27 PM

I think that's more than enough information about your arse, Bruce!

Subject: RE: BS: Spam e-mail
From: GUEST,999
Date: 17 Sep 11 - 06:07 PM

Here's a picture of my ass, John. Lovely, even if I say so myself.

Subject: RE: BS: Spam e-mail
From: fat B****rd
Date: 18 Sep 11 - 07:16 AM

1,500 sheep have recently vanished in Lincolnshire, John.
It doesn't mean you're a bad person.

Subject: RE: BS: Spam e-mail
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 18 Sep 11 - 11:07 AM

That's why they're offering me the viagra then!

Subject: RE: BS: Spam e-mail
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 18 Sep 11 - 03:00 PM

My friend Janet recently contacted AgeUK for some information, and the chap at the other end had to consult his computer. He kept saying "I'm terribly sorry but I just can't get it up...it's awfully slow today, it just won't come up..." She was soooo tempted to ask if he had any Viagra.
About the spam stuff, I keep mysteriously getting spam inviting me to find a naughty housewife to have an extra-marital affair with! As I'm female (and happily married as well) I wonder why I keep getting these. (About three or four every day!)

Subject: RE: BS: Spam e-mail
From: JHW
Date: 18 Sep 11 - 03:41 PM

Not me. Most of this year has seen a dramatic reduction in Pills and Penis spam. Used to get some most days but now very rare. I'd assumed the perpetrator had folded but I see not.
But as Jack Dee observed in ISOHAC "How long is it since a clerk in a frock coat dipped his quill pen to write one a copper plate invitation to try penis enlargement?"

Subject: RE: BS: Spam e-mail
From: katlaughing
Date: 01 Feb 12 - 11:13 AM

This one seems so legitimate with the "ucla.edu" at the end:

From: Zhang, Li
Sent: Tuesday, January 31, 2012 11:52 PM
To: [e-mail]
Subject: Notice

Mrs.Ruth Ragnorsson picked your email for $2,142,728.00 Dollars unfinished project.For more details contact her via email: [e-mail]

Shall I claim it and we'll all have a party at Mudcat central?! Oh, wait, she didn't pick ME, just my email. Drat! That's because the Supreme Court ruled corporations are people, so email must be, too?!

Subject: RE: BS: Spam e-mail
From: Bill D
Date: 01 Feb 12 - 11:37 AM

Interesting.... for the last couple of years, I have gotten almost NO spam. The biggest ISPs in the USA, Comcast & Verizon, seem to have developed filters that catch most of it. For years, I had special programs and checking systems to fight spam, but when one did appear the other day, I was startled.

You folks might ask YOUR providers to check and see how Comcast & Verizon are doing it.

Subject: RE: BS: Spam e-mail
From: Roger the Skiffler
Date: 01 Feb 12 - 12:15 PM

Our Spam filter seems to weed those out, but today I got one from a Polish woman (allegedly) who claims I meet the criteria of her online marriage search- my wife was VERY amused: she's packing for me to go to Poland!

RtS

Subject: RE: BS: Spam e-mail
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 01 Feb 12 - 12:18 PM

Have you tried internet porn instead John ... LOL

Subject: RE: BS: Spam e-mail
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 01 Feb 12 - 12:19 PM

There is always a "boner" pocket watch or guitar as on the other thread
can't stop laughing

thank you
Dan
I needed the laugh

Subject: RE: BS: Spam e-mail
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 01 Feb 12 - 03:03 PM

Hey guys (and gals). It's obvious that someone started a rumor that he's a short lawyer, and the spammers are just trying to help.

John