BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: Bobert
Date: 26 Sep 11 - 07:57 PM

How much time ya'll got???

Some old, some new:

1. Womenz who ain't gotta a clue they are going to be asked to pay for their groceries at the check out lane...

2. Old people in gold colored Buicks who drive 10 mph under the speed limit in the hammer lane...

3. Bubba...

4. Bubba's relatives...

5. People who dismiss man made global warming as, "just the sciencey stuff"...

6. Pennies

7. Meany bees who are more interested in biting yer ass than going out being bees...

8. Sarah Palin turning High Hefner down to pose nude fir Playboy...

9. Religious people who think God hates us and is out to get us...

10. Knotheads...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: olddude
Date: 26 Sep 11 - 08:07 PM

You don't like the .223 ?? what is that about you old army guy .. it is fast, hard hitting and ya can carry three times as much ammo as the 1906 30 Cal

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: GUEST
Date: 26 Sep 11 - 08:16 PM

People walking, talking on cell phones walking into me and getting upset with ME for not getting out of their way, when they don't even know where they are going! Hell, *most* cellphone behaviour. Cellphones give people a whole new area of possible rude behaviours.

Saul

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: Joe_F
Date: 26 Sep 11 - 08:39 PM

Promotion
Mass entertainment
Fashion
Drug laws
Ethnic pest zones
Amoral familism

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: GUEST,saulgoldie
Date: 26 Sep 11 - 08:40 PM

That was me, sans cookie.

Saul

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Sep 11 - 09:38 PM

Shooting someone three times when one better round would do.

The US military, who think that one size fits all for everything.

The US military.

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: Bill D
Date: 26 Sep 11 - 09:54 PM

"3. Bubba...

4. Bubba's relatives..."

Reality programs about Bubba's relatives....☺

I saw 2 more programs about your cousins last week, Bobert. My goodness!

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: olddude
Date: 26 Sep 11 - 10:19 PM

Not true Rap. The 30 cal hits with so much force that most wounds punch straight through lessen the kill rate. .223 hits at such velocity that fragments and rattles around tearing stuff up. It also follows bone structures .. a shot in the leg can come out ya head

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: olddude
Date: 26 Sep 11 - 10:24 PM

more stupid gun talk from olddude and rap ... added to the jerkwad thread :-)

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Sep 11 - 11:17 PM

The level of jerkwadiness around here is becoming truly frightening!

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: GUEST,999
Date: 27 Sep 11 - 01:21 AM

Screw this bullet shit. A Louisville slugger and a kneecap. Don't leave home without it.

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: RangerSteve
Date: 27 Sep 11 - 02:20 AM

In convenience stores, where there's a self-serve coffee area, there are always cartons of cream, milk, and artificial creamers. Hardly anyone ever pours that stuff into their coffee and then closes the container. It takes only a fraction of a second to close it, but no one seems to have the time. I assume those people didn't have mothers, or they'd hear a voice yelling "CLOSE THE CONTAINER!!!".

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 27 Sep 11 - 04:57 AM

Guns
Talk about guns
Love of guns
Use of guns
Glorification of guns
The use of the word culture in relation to guns
Oxymorons.

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: GUEST,Patsy
Date: 27 Sep 11 - 07:26 AM

The stupid little trays of so called sushi sold at Tesco. Hardly enough to feed a pigeon.

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: GUEST,999
Date: 27 Sep 11 - 07:30 AM

Thought that's why they sold 'em.

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Sep 11 - 09:20 AM

Tossing the camber.

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: GUEST,crazy little woman
Date: 27 Sep 11 - 10:41 AM

A grocery chain calling itself Price Chopper where a tiny box of caraway seeds (maybe 2T) costs $4.99.

How is a Czech-based life form supposed to survive?

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: GUEST,saulgoldie
Date: 27 Sep 11 - 11:16 AM

Radio traffic reports, not just at rush hour, but at all times of the day. I know they are often very valuable. And given the traffic around here, necessary. However, they make me tense, and just remind me how rushed and congested life is.

Oh, and the sound of any of a number of yard machines that always seem to be operating when I am trying to relax. And they seem to be at some pitch that is especially annoying, roughly akin to fingernails on a chalkboard.

Oh, wait. Am I taking this thread too seriously? Sorry. Thanks for listening.

Saul

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: olddude
Date: 27 Sep 11 - 11:34 AM

I am just pulling yer legs and chuckling as I do it ...
stupid gun talk ... LOL .. now that is jerkwad ... and I know it

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: olddude
Date: 27 Sep 11 - 11:40 AM

Now plastic that is a real jerkwad thing. I swear I bought a candy bar and had to cut it open with sizzors cause I could not tear it open. Drives me nuts ... everything encased in plastic ... I hate the stuff

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: gnu
Date: 27 Sep 11 - 01:45 PM

"Sarah Palin turning Hugh Hefner down to pose nude fir Playboy..." is number EIGHT?!

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 27 Sep 11 - 02:03 PM

I'd rather see gnu as a naked Playboy centrefold. With a strategically placed staple of course ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: Joe_F
Date: 27 Sep 11 - 03:34 PM

I have heard that when Playboy became popular, whores had to put staples in their navels to help their customers along.

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Sep 11 - 06:47 PM

CIA

FBI

NSA

NSR

MI5

MI6

SAS

SBS

TSA

Good God! I've listed them in alphabetical order! GAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!! My library background!!!!!! HELP!!

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 27 Sep 11 - 08:16 PM

LIberries! I been banded from the locle liberry and can't go in there no more cos of a cupple of small uminportant insidents. That is UNFAIR! I protest agenst liberries evyrewhere!

- Shane

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Sep 11 - 09:49 PM

Would you like to come visit me and say that? Or perhaps...well, I thinking of taking a cruise next spring that will visit some places near Blind River, so perhaps I could visit you. I'm sure you'd like that, Shame.

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: Ed T
Date: 27 Sep 11 - 09:58 PM

""He draweth out the thread of his verbosity finer than the staple of his argument"" William Shakespeare

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Sep 11 - 11:43 PM

Bill, are you aware of why I started this unquestionably moronic thread? You know what I had in mind when I did that?

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: GUEST,number 6
Date: 28 Sep 11 - 12:21 AM

L.H. ... yes

biLL

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: GUEST,crazy little woman
Date: 28 Sep 11 - 09:32 AM

"Bill, are you aware of why I started this unquestionably moronic thread?"

I don't know what Bill thinks, but I thought you wanted to chat about pet peeves. Were you looking for a passionate defense of American football?

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: olddude
Date: 28 Sep 11 - 09:45 AM

Gangsta Rap music

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: GUEST,leeneia
Date: 28 Sep 11 - 10:06 AM

There ya go! When my little brother was four, my mother read him "This is the House that Jack Built." He loved it. You know, the poem that goes:

This is the dog that worried the cat
that killed the rat
That ate the malt
that lay in house that Jack built

etc

Since then I've thought that the rap scene has the mentality of a four-year-old.

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: olddude
Date: 28 Sep 11 - 10:23 AM

Surprised no one said "Rush"

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Sep 11 - 12:57 PM

crazy little woman - The reason I started this thread wsa to make fun of a similarly moronic thread that "Guest, josepp" started where he was pointlessly bitching about what a stupid jerkwad sport NFL football is.

I thought his thread deserved to be made fun of, so I started this thread (tongue-in-cheek) to allow people to pointlessly bitch about not just NFL football...but absolutely EVERYTHING! ;-) All in fun, you see. And people have responded heroically. Whether josepp will take away anything useful from this bit of satire is debatable, but it has been fun.

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: gnu
Date: 28 Sep 11 - 01:13 PM

Dan? "rush"? You can't be serious?!

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 28 Sep 11 - 01:22 PM

Paranoia
Cowardice
Jingoism

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: GUEST,leeneia
Date: 29 Sep 11 - 09:18 AM

Right, Little Hawk.

I mentioned that I had just visited the Canadian Rockies. We were in spectacular part - Jasper, Banff and Yoho National Parks, where rocks as old as Precambrian have been thrust sideways and uplifted to form incredible mountains.

I came home convinced that I could go on the internet and find explanations for this based on plate tectonics, a science now about 50 years old. But could I? No-o-o-o.

Believe it or not, the Canadian Geologic Survey offers the geologic map of Canada, but it doesn't have the stratigraphic column on it. This is like publishing a map and leaving the numbers off the highways.

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: olddude
Date: 29 Sep 11 - 09:29 AM

rush lindbaugh gnu

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: Mrrzy
Date: 29 Sep 11 - 11:19 AM

Man, I just had a great post evaporate. It started about how this is such a great thread name for the thread name game - it inevitably heads up a list...

But under MSJSTGUA I added:

The US public school system. *sigh*.

Unpopped popcorn in the microwave bag that would have burned had it been in a nanosecond longer.

The phrase "faster than the speed of light." If I pass someone, I'm faster than THEM. The phrase is, Faster Than Light.

And I had some other witty commentary... which has passed through the sieve that is what used to be my brain.

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: GUEST,leeneia
Date: 29 Sep 11 - 12:27 PM

Don't worry about that witty commentary, Mrrzy. It'll come back to you in the middle of the night, when you're snug in bed and don't want to get up.

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: Mrrzy
Date: 29 Sep 11 - 05:38 PM

Yeah, that's why they call it repartee! It's already parti!

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: gnu
Date: 29 Sep 11 - 06:16 PM

Dan... yeah... Rush is a bum(mer).

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: Joe_F
Date: 29 Sep 11 - 08:46 PM

Esprit d'escalier.

As to "faster than the speed of light", it seems that few people these days are bothered by overlaps or gaps in their diction. Try to convince anyone that you count the people, not count the number of people. Or that temperatures are high & low, not hot & cold.

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: Donuel
Date: 29 Sep 11 - 11:42 PM

The Bush Administration in lame duck session passed a law that required the US Post office to pay in full for all Employees, including employees that have not even been born yet for the next 75 years.... and pay it all to the Treasury in 10 years. ( It was revised from 5 to 10 years)

This has never been done to any agency or business in history.

Why?

So that Billionaires could take over parts of the post office, skimn 18% off the top over 3 years for profit and go bankrupt.

The hostile take over should net Billionaire investors five times their investment and for some make over a trillion dollars.

The current workers would of course lose their pension, 30% of jobs and cost the country more money and dreadful or suspended service.

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: Little Hawk
Date: 29 Sep 11 - 11:49 PM

Ye Gods! Now that is something worth getting upset about! Unbelievable. The people responsible for it should be arrested and charged with high treason. If something is not done about this corrupt dictatorship of the monied elite soon, I think the USA is perhaps on its way to a full-scale revolution...when the have-nots finally can't take it anymore.

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: Gurney
Date: 30 Sep 11 - 02:40 AM

The staples in Playboy.
Any TV programme with '-Got Talent!' in the title.
Tv programmes the use bad grammar in the title.
Self-satisfied TV personalities like Simon Cowell.
Most Soaps.
Some soaps, the ones that make me itch.
Women who bathe in perfume, then sit next to me at mealtime.
Men who don't use deodorant, work hard, and then sit next to me at mealtime.
People who persist in asking questions....
Guitar strings that break.

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 30 Sep 11 - 05:44 AM

Ostrichism

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: Bill D
Date: 30 Sep 11 - 08:08 AM

Little teeny ants who invade my kitchen, and are so small it's hard to see where they are coming from.

Grocery items which remain the same price, but gradually shrink in size and/or quality.






down here below the line...but:

'Musicians' who, in a song circle of 15-20, feel they need to do every 5th song.

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: saulgoldie
Date: 30 Sep 11 - 08:23 AM

Oooh, oooh!

Subject: RE: BS: More stupid jerkwad stuff to get upset a
From: saulgoldie
Date: 30 Sep 11 - 08:24 AM

100! (Yay!)