BS: Empty Nest to Fill Up Again....

Subject: RE: BS: Empty Nest to Fill Up Again....
From: Crowhugger
Date: 18 Mar 12 - 02:13 PM

The thot plickens.

Subject: RE: BS: Empty Nest to Fill Up Again....
From: gnu
Date: 18 Mar 12 - 01:57 PM

"neither step-ie or d-i-l are speakin' with the P-Vine"

Not speaking to the hand that feeds? That would be unacceptable to me. I would not be able to hold back from a man-to-man talk about that, including demanding he apologizes to his mother. But I suppose you are right... my mother always taught me to not let on that someone was getting under your skin, to never let them have a chance to do it again, and to never forget it.

Subject: RE: BS: Empty Nest to Fill Up Again....
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 18 Mar 12 - 08:59 AM

The truth hurts Bobz. The P Vine told it like it is, and it looks like she hit the bullseye.

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From: Bobert
Date: 18 Mar 12 - 07:50 AM

I'm just going to bring the date into casual conversation, Gn-ze... i'm still the 'good cop' in the equation but right now neither step-ie or d-i-l are speakin' with the P-Vine because the P-Vine called d-i-l "lazy"???

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Empty Nest to Fill Up Again....
From: gnu
Date: 17 Mar 12 - 07:43 PM

Give them a date? He set a date which seems reasonable at this point. Let sleeping dogs lie. If it doesn't happen you have options. The option you have right now is not stirring the shit pot. Take a breath and ride it out for a few more weeks. If it works out, yer golden. If not, kick ass.

Subject: RE: BS: Empty Nest to Fill Up Again....
From: Bobert
Date: 17 Mar 12 - 07:03 PM

Well, looks as if the grand kids are still here and one of step-ie's brothers says that even though d-i-l says that they will be out on April 7th to give them a date anyway... Probably good advice...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Empty Nest to Fill Up Again....
From: Bill D
Date: 17 Mar 12 - 05:44 PM

I think it is clear they are quite aware they have worn out their welcome. *grin* Even THEY see now that they had best do whatever it takes to get a place of their own. They got thru the Winter with you, and managed not to get tossed out on their ear...yet.... but Spring and the opening of that restaurant makes it easier to durn well move before the fit hits the shan.

Subject: RE: BS: Empty Nest to Fill Up Again....
From: Bobert
Date: 17 Mar 12 - 02:31 PM

Don't know, Bill???

I do know, however, that when the P-Vine gets fired up she gets real fired up... Whatever she said to the princess this morning must have pissed off step-ie because he has found someone to come get his kids - they have been here since Thursday night and were supposed to be here until tomorrow... D-i-l is at her coffee shop job so this afternoon will be interesting... This is not unlike step-ie with his mother... Loves them guilt trips... And for what??? Askin' the princess to help clean the kitchen she helped trash???

Are we having any fun yet???

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Empty Nest to Fill Up Again....
From: gnu
Date: 17 Mar 12 - 02:26 PM

1966? Holy crap!

Subject: RE: BS: Empty Nest to Fill Up Again....
From: Bill D
Date: 17 Mar 12 - 02:23 PM

Perhaps the job in "fairyland" has convinced someone to advance them the $$$.

*shrug*...(waiting to see how the actual 'move' goes.)

Subject: RE: BS: Empty Nest to Fill Up Again....
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 17 Mar 12 - 02:21 PM

These the ones g?

Subject: RE: BS: Empty Nest to Fill Up Again....
From: gnu
Date: 17 Mar 12 - 02:01 PM

I did not have sex with that substitute.

Subject: RE: BS: Empty Nest to Fill Up Again....
From: Bobert
Date: 17 Mar 12 - 01:50 PM

Read it in the newspaper, Gn-ze??? Is that your final answer???

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Empty Nest to Fill Up Again....
From: gnu
Date: 17 Mar 12 - 01:09 PM

Bobert... there actually are men who will pay money for sex... no cooking or cleaning or yard work or anything. Just sex. It's true. Read about it in the newspapers. The women are called substitutes, I think.

Subject: RE: BS: Empty Nest to Fill Up Again....
From: Bobert
Date: 17 Mar 12 - 12:07 PM

It's their TV and clicker, Rich...

The P-Vine really went off on the girl this morning for not helping clean up the kitchen that they (step-ie and the 3 girl children) trashed.. D-i-l just looked at he P-Vine as if the P-Vine was from Mars????

Poor step-ie has stepped in it here with this girl...

No sex can be that good...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Empty Nest to Fill Up Again....
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 17 Mar 12 - 11:44 AM

Confiscate the batteries?

Subject: RE: BS: Empty Nest to Fill Up Again....
From: Bobert
Date: 17 Mar 12 - 11:27 AM

Well, seein' as the kids love nothin' more than keeping us in the dark I have no clue as to how they can pull this off... I can't think of anyone they haven't borrowed money from and the way I see it they will need $2000 minimum to move... Step-ie did get the job at Bonefish Grill but it doesn't start for 2 weeks????

I just don't know... What I do know, however, is that the P-Vine has had a belly full of d-i-l who has not lifted a finger since arriving other than to eat in bed and click the TV clicker...

Oh well??? We'll see...

B~

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From: Janie
Date: 16 Mar 12 - 08:55 PM

Trust the universe?

Evenually all will be well.

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From: YorkshireYankee
Date: 16 Mar 12 - 08:55 PM

Waiting with 'bated breath...

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From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 16 Mar 12 - 08:42 PM

& the Director's cut, too?

Subject: RE: BS: Empty Nest to Fill Up Again....
From: maeve
Date: 16 Mar 12 - 08:33 PM

Hallelujah

Subject: RE: BS: Empty Nest to Fill Up Again....
From: Bobert
Date: 16 Mar 12 - 08:26 PM

ARE YA'LL SITTIN' DOWN???

Accordin' to step-ie the kids will be moved to fairyland by April 7th!!! Details later plus previously unreleased scenes...

Hey??? What's so funny???

B:~)

Subject: RE: BS: Empty Nest to Fill Up Again....
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 16 Mar 12 - 07:30 PM

definitely a wacky reality show

Subject: RE: BS: Empty Nest to Fill Up Again....
From: Bobert
Date: 16 Mar 12 - 05:22 PM

Believe me, Lizzie, we are on the same page... I did tell step-ie to take the kids and he has... Not too sure where they are as the story is that step-ie has a job interview... I know... Hahaha...

Yo, Johnny Mac... The "b" word is forbidden from this thread...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Empty Nest to Fill Up Again....
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 16 Mar 12 - 03:23 PM

Lizzie, I loves ya baby xxx ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Empty Nest to Fill Up Again....
From: gnu
Date: 16 Mar 12 - 02:46 PM

Lizzie... hehehehee.

Subject: RE: BS: Empty Nest to Fill Up Again....
From: GUEST,Lizzie Cornish
Date: 16 Mar 12 - 02:43 PM

Actually, I don't know how to tell you this, but...they CAN'T leave, even if they now want to, because we can't wait for the next episode! ;0)

Just keep yourself well throughout it all though.. x

Subject: RE: BS: Empty Nest to Fill Up Again....
From: GUEST,Lizzie Cornish
Date: 16 Mar 12 - 02:37 PM

So, he has 2 kids who he won't support and when they come to stay he goes out with his girlfriend/wife/lover/sex object, who is little older than his own children. He wreaks havoc on his mother and doesn't give a damn about anyone, just so long as his nether regions are being attended to on a nightly basis...

Put them in the trailer, wait until he's 'otherwise engaged in his nightly activities' then creep out, attach said trailer to your tractor and take it somewhere far, far away, out of mobile phone reach...

Return tractor to garage, creep back into bed with P Vine, make her tea and toast in the morning and feign complete shock when she tells you the trailer is missing.....


It's really getting better than 'DALLAS', Bobz!   :0) xx

Subject: RE: BS: Empty Nest to Fill Up Again....
From: gnu
Date: 16 Mar 12 - 02:06 PM

"...the P-Vine and I are going to get stuck with the grand daughters whlie srep-ie and d-i-l go off???"

Ahhh... "no". I'm with maeve... "no". Just say "no". I'll tell ya what kinda prick I CAN be when necessary. I'd tell the little boy that if he and the bride intened to leave kids and take off I would call Social Services and have them come to investigate the situation before thay had a chance to get out the door. Seriously, I would not let my ass hang in the breeze on that one. Somethin just don't smell right about ALL of this (and it ain't my ass).

Subject: RE: BS: Empty Nest to Fill Up Again....
From: Bobert
Date: 16 Mar 12 - 09:53 AM

I doubt seriously if they saved this money... I think that someone has been manipulated into loaning it to them...

I mean, it's simple math here...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Empty Nest to Fill Up Again....
From: GUEST,CS
Date: 16 Mar 12 - 09:00 AM

"The 10 year old does not get along with her mother and angles every which way she can to also live here..."

Well, maybe she's really unhappy in her own home and sees her grandmother's house as a safe and supportive place?

I understand annoyance at the overage lodging stepson, but you're making a ten year old grandchild, sound a bit like some kinda dark serpent there B. After all she's yours too by virtue of marriage, whether you like it or not. Them's the breaks of second marriages I guess. Plus it sounds as though d-i-l is more savvy than you credited her for, if she's actually been saving all this time rather than simply wasting money on bottled water and videos as you imagined. Eh?

Subject: RE: BS: Empty Nest to Fill Up Again....
From: saulgoldie
Date: 16 Mar 12 - 08:57 AM

"excellent cast list there, maeve

If it wasn't that our good friends Bobert & P-Vine were involved, it could be a wacky TV series or a Reality Show.

sandra "

It could be semi-fictionalized and "the names changed to protect the innocent." Hey, here's an idea...we could do that right here! We could throw in some of the comments we have posted, fictionalized, of course, and even mix in some of the back stories of 'Catters. I'm sure "one of us" knows how the "print to film" thingie works, and we we could get it "pitched" to someone who could make it happen.

Of course, this is just my coffee and first pipe brain talking. Probly think better of it as the day moves along. But maybe not...

Saul

Subject: RE: BS: Empty Nest to Fill Up Again....
From: maeve
Date: 16 Mar 12 - 08:51 AM

"What next?"

What's next is that you choose to say no.

Subject: RE: BS: Empty Nest to Fill Up Again....
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 16 Mar 12 - 08:48 AM

what next?

Subject: RE: BS: Empty Nest to Fill Up Again....
From: Bobert
Date: 16 Mar 12 - 08:22 AM

Opps!!!

Must add the other two cast members: two grand daughters, age 10 an 5 of step-ie an stepie's ex... The 10 year old does not get along with her mother and angles every which way she can to also live here...

Now back to the fun and games which apparently are to sooon begin as the P-Vine and I are going to get stuck with the grand daughters whlie srep-ie and d-i-l go off???

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Empty Nest to Fill Up Again....
From: Bobert
Date: 16 Mar 12 - 07:17 AM

Sorry, Gn-ze, but yer going to have to do the "As Bobert's World Burns" remedial... But, hey, it's being taught by Maeve so it's not all bad...

Today's episode has two twists... First, there were no fist fights last night between d-i-l and the ex or between step-ie an ex's boyfrined or any combination of those characters... Seein' as step-ie and d-i-l don't have any real money it was agreed to kick the can down the road...

But here's where it gets interesting... D-i-l announced to the P-Vine that she and step-ie have saved enough for the 1st month's rent in fairyland and ***if*** the scooter sells on ebay then they will be moving on...

Sniff... lol...

You notice the ***if*** in the previous sentence???

No matter... Step-ie's 2 daughters are here for the weekend so the next 3 days will be the usual...

And there you have it... The latest chapter in "As Bibert's World Burns"...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Empty Nest to Fill Up Again....
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 16 Mar 12 - 02:27 AM

forgot to say, many thankyous to kat for the boomerang kids article. I read it thru with a rising sense of amazement & horror. We have boomerang kids here, as the past few Censuses have shown, but I haven't read such horror stories, tho I assume they would be around.

Subject: RE: BS: Empty Nest to Fill Up Again....
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 16 Mar 12 - 02:23 AM

excellent cast list there, maeve

If it wasn't that our good friends Bobert & P-Vine were involved, it could be a wacky TV series or a Reality Show.

sandra

Subject: RE: BS: Empty Nest to Fill Up Again....
From: gnu
Date: 15 Mar 12 - 10:03 PM

So, they are married? I guess I missed that. I thought she was a girlfriend. Sorrrrry.

Subject: RE: BS: Empty Nest to Fill Up Again....
From: maeve
Date: 15 Mar 12 - 09:53 PM

gnu, the cast of characters in said meeting includes:

Step-ie
DIL, his wife
Step-ie's Ex
Ex's Boyfriend
Long-Suffering P-Vine and Bobert, bless 'em every one.

Subject: RE: BS: Empty Nest to Fill Up Again....
From: gnu
Date: 15 Mar 12 - 09:47 PM

"d-i-l and ex's boyfriend"??? WTF? I am completely lost. I thought you had a Son-i-L who had an ex and a girlfriend. Who is this d-i-l- and who is the ex's boyfriend and why is he... WTF? Maybe you could send me some a what you are smokin and I could get all this strightened out?

Subject: RE: BS: Empty Nest to Fill Up Again....
From: Bobert
Date: 15 Mar 12 - 08:55 PM

Well, the meeting with the ex an step-ie is going on as we speak... Unfortunately, included in the meeting is know-everything-in-the-world id d-i-l and ex's boyfriend???

This won't turn out well...

Meanwhile, having experience with ebay, step-ie asked for my advice and I walked him thru the strategy and then he listed it in a manner that greatly reduces his chances of selling it???

I donno, ya'll???

I know the word "retard" is out of bounds, but...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Empty Nest to Fill Up Again....
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 15 Mar 12 - 06:45 PM

Well there go the bucks for the sale of the scooter, paying off the back child support.
Sheesh.

Subject: RE: BS: Empty Nest to Fill Up Again....
From: katlaughing
Date: 15 Mar 12 - 05:51 PM

Man, I had no idea, you and P-Vine are so NOT alone in what you are going through: CLICK HERE....the Millennials/Yuckies/Boomerangs are coming?!

Subject: RE: BS: Empty Nest to Fill Up Again....
From: gnu
Date: 15 Mar 12 - 03:02 PM

"they blew it off" ??? Ahem... man-to-man again. "Looky here, bud. Fact of the matter is, your dream job employer is gonna look at the fact that you are out of work when he knows you could get a job flippin burgers is gonna make him wonder why yer such a lazy SOB and that might mean you don't get hired." Of course, using SOB in this particular case is just wrong... >;-)

He is 7 months behind in child support? And he won't take any job he can get? Fer fucksake! CHILD support?! He don't give a shit about his own CHILD? Ya know, I don't like this guy and I don't even know him. Throw the deadbeat into that fan. That just ain't right.

Subject: RE: BS: Empty Nest to Fill Up Again....
From: Bobert
Date: 15 Mar 12 - 06:37 AM

Yeah, the big pow wow occurs tomorrow... The ex, it would seem to me, is 100% in the driver's here 'cause this is the South and half the people in jail here are here because of not paying child support??? I know tha doesn't make any sense but this IS the South!!!

What bugs me is that Bib Bob Gibson's BBQ was hiring both cooks an wait staff when the kids first got here and I told them and they blew it off??? Had they taken those jobs, which BTW is only 10 minutes from here then they would be caught up with child support but would be zeroing in on having the $$$ to move but...

... that isn't what they "wanted"???

B:~(

Subject: RE: BS: Empty Nest to Fill Up Again....
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 15 Mar 12 - 02:16 AM

looks like it has stopped raining above you head - now the storm starts!

hugs to you & p-Vine

sandra

Subject: RE: BS: Empty Nest to Fill Up Again....
From: Bobert
Date: 14 Mar 12 - 08:51 PM

Now there's an idea, Bill... Seems that my cousin's repo show isn't going to continue maybe I oughtta call up Cousin Buddy and pitch a "relative removal reality show"...lol...

B;~)

Subject: RE: BS: Empty Nest to Fill Up Again....
From: Bill D
Date: 14 Mar 12 - 08:35 PM

Who needs soap operas when Bobert's relatives are active? *grin*...(hey...Bobert.. mebbe them repo guys from up north can help you out!)

Subject: RE: BS: Empty Nest to Fill Up Again....
From: Bobert
Date: 14 Mar 12 - 08:24 PM

Hmmmmmmm??? Seems as ex wants a "pow wow" with step-ie, d-i-l and "ex's" boyfriend...

Step-ie is about 7 months behind in child support and "ex" want the older daughter out, out, out...

Poo getting ready to hit the fan!!!

B~