HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY

Subject: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: Beer
Date: 29 Nov 11 - 12:49 AM

Hip!! Hip!! HOORAY!!!!!!

Not sure if it was yesterday, today or tomorrow. Found it on facebook. To pissed right now to confirm if it is truth or not, but here is one fine lady.
Adrien

Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: Barb'ry
Date: 29 Nov 11 - 04:16 AM

Many happies from across the water, Jeri xx

Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: karen k
Date: 29 Nov 11 - 04:48 AM

Think it is Dec. 4th. Not totally sure though. Happy Birthday whenever it is, Jeri.

karen k

Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: David C. Carter
Date: 29 Nov 11 - 04:52 AM

Happy Birthday Jeri, from the wild wastes of France.

And many more

David

Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: fat B****rd
Date: 29 Nov 11 - 05:37 AM

Happy Birthday from Scotland.

Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: ranger1
Date: 29 Nov 11 - 08:12 AM

It's not until the 4th, but I'm sure she won't mind if we start the party early.

Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: Bobert
Date: 29 Nov 11 - 08:38 AM

J-E-R-I!!!

Happy, happy...

B~

Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: Jeri
Date: 29 Nov 11 - 08:39 AM

Yes, it's December 4th.

Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: Bill D
Date: 29 Nov 11 - 08:52 AM

well then... good luck during the process of lasting UNTIL the 4th, by which time, I may think of something clever and un-trite to say.... ☺

Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: SINSULL
Date: 29 Nov 11 - 08:56 AM

I'll be back on the 4th. Meantime, just be patient, Jeri.
SINS

Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: Jeri
Date: 29 Nov 11 - 09:25 AM

Thanks to all who've posted or will post.

Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: catspaw49
Date: 29 Nov 11 - 10:25 AM

I'd like to join with those withholding birthday messages until 12/4. Right now I am occupied in checking out the site of a group of transgender cross dressing Albanian hat blockers that play nude volleyball in the Yukon............got one helluva' spiker.........


Spaw

Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: katlaughing
Date: 29 Nov 11 - 11:24 AM

No fair peeking. Wait 'til the 4th!

Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: gnu
Date: 29 Nov 11 - 02:59 PM

I will wish you well
On your natal day
But in case I might'nt
Make it to that day
I will post this now
And I'll wish away
Kick back relax and
Have a happy daaaayyy

Diddly I da diddle dum
Diddly I da diddle diddle dum dum daaaaayyyyy

Little known Irish Bday song I just made up to the tune of Flowin Bowl. (Or whatever it's called.)

Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: Jeri
Date: 29 Nov 11 - 03:43 PM

One good think this amount of lead-in time: y'all can start working on the cake now... er, I mean cakeS.

Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: ChanteyLass
Date: 29 Nov 11 - 05:16 PM

Happy unBirthday, Jeri!

Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: topical tom
Date: 30 Nov 11 - 01:10 PM

Happy Birthday, Jeri,and many more!Enjoy the cakes and have a great day and year!♥

Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: Beer
Date: 01 Dec 11 - 11:17 AM

Refresh... Not December 4th. yet.
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Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: Dorothy Parshall
Date: 01 Dec 11 - 06:50 PM

You could come to the Cafe tomorrow night and wear the Birthday Hat!! We would love that!

Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: Beer
Date: 01 Dec 11 - 06:55 PM

Performing tomorrow evening Robert Atyo
http://www.hummingbirdtunes.com/ROBERT_ATYEOS_MUSIC/HOME.html

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Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: Beer
Date: 01 Dec 11 - 06:57 PM

ATYEO

Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: gnu
Date: 01 Dec 11 - 07:24 PM

At your earliest opportunity?

Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: Jeri
Date: 01 Dec 11 - 07:25 PM

Ad, sound good, but it's a bit rough for a round trip with concert!
Got a birthday lunch on Sunday and my car goes in for inspection, routine and not-so-routine maintenance on Monday. It's making that familiar "your exhaust system is screwed" noise. Robert Atyeo sounds good. I hope you have a numerous, appreciative turnout.

Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: gnu
Date: 01 Dec 11 - 08:29 PM

Oh my... exhaust... I hope you don't get screwed up the rear end. I ENDed up buying a new truck over my exhaust. The truck was 11 years old and after spending a WHACK of coin on variuos things and then the exhaust, the next time around I said, "Weld the fucker and I am trading it."

Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: Jeri
Date: 01 Dec 11 - 08:52 PM

I wish it wasn't this way, BUT, things get old and stuff starts leakin'. You're minding your own business, puttering down the road, and BLAM, you blow out a tailpipe. It didn't have any rust on it anywhere when I bought it, so maybe something just got knocked loose.

Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: gnu
Date: 01 Dec 11 - 09:22 PM

Use yer equipment on a regular basis before it starts leakin and keep it well oiled. Use it ot lose it.

Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: GUEST,999
Date: 02 Dec 11 - 12:06 PM

"Use yer equipment on a regular basis before it starts leakin and keep it well oiled. Use it ot lose it."

Sounds like good advice for the geriatric set.

Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 02 Dec 11 - 12:17 PM

Happy one Jeri!

Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: Janie
Date: 03 Dec 11 - 02:50 PM

I ain't wishin' her nuttin' until the day of

Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: GUEST,999
Date: 03 Dec 11 - 03:13 PM

Is this a new birthday thread or that one that's been kickin' around since November 29th? If it isn't then Happy Birthday. If it is, Happy Birthday again. If this isn't the birthday thread at all, well, uh,

Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: catspaw49
Date: 03 Dec 11 - 04:28 PM

So here we are and we gather to say happy bir.....................huh?.......say what?......................oh...okay..............wrong day again..................


Spaw

Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: Bill D
Date: 03 Dec 11 - 05:29 PM

Wishing her a happy inspection and a quiet tail.......pipe. (Could stand that myself sometimes)

More.....um.... later

Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: Janie
Date: 04 Dec 11 - 12:48 AM

Hurray! Whoopee! Huzzah!!!!!!

If I knew html I'm sure I could arrange some visual fireworks, but since I don't.......all y'all joining in just use your very vivid imaginations.

So glad Jeri, to laud the passage of another year on this earth for you.

We don't know each other well, but it is clear from the few times our paths have crossed that you are a rare gem, indeed!

Joyous birth anniversary to you.

Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: GUEST,999
Date: 04 Dec 11 - 03:26 AM

No, no, no, I'm not falling for that old trick again!

Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: Skipjack K8
Date: 04 Dec 11 - 06:14 AM

Seriously late to the party, as usual, but after the lovely words you put on this thread, I wanted to wish you all the very best for this click on the milometer. Happy Birthday!!

Greg

Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: rumanci
Date: 04 Dec 11 - 06:25 AM

Nah! You're not late.
TODAY is the gal's birthday (so rumour has it).
Happy, happy birthday Jeri xx

Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: Monique
Date: 04 Dec 11 - 06:39 AM

Today is the day. Happy birthday!

Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: bobad
Date: 04 Dec 11 - 08:07 AM

Happy Birthday Jeri!

PS. If you're passing our way during the holidays stop in for some of the white stuff I promised you.

Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: Noreen
Date: 04 Dec 11 - 08:10 AM

Many happies, Jeri, and may the roads be smooth before you for the whole year :)

Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: saulgoldie
Date: 04 Dec 11 - 08:32 AM

Happy Birthday, Jeri!

Saul

Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: Beer
Date: 04 Dec 11 - 09:05 AM

Happy Birthday Jeri.
Many many more.
Ad.

Bobad...."White stuff"?

Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: GUEST,999
Date: 04 Dec 11 - 09:08 AM

He means snow, but we only use that word because 'shit' was already taken.

Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: Jeri
Date: 04 Dec 11 - 09:17 AM

I think he's talking about stuff that goes up your nose...
(just the smell part) and into your soup or stew, your spaghetti sauce and steak and almost everywhere else. It also looks pretty when braided. Of course, I might be wrong.

Happy birthday, y'all!

Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: Bill D
Date: 04 Dec 11 - 10:43 AM

All this delayed attention has affected yer haid, Jeri.... WE have birthdays in May, February...etc.

But, to help you keep track of what YOU need to do today, here is a nice image of the technique


(Many, many, more happy ones!) ☺

Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: Jeri
Date: 04 Dec 11 - 10:53 AM

I meant Happy MY Birthday! If I could bake you all a cake, I would, but there are a lot of you, I don't really bake, and if I did, I'd probably eat the cake before you got it or at least stick my finger in the frosting multiple times. It's a thought though.

Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: frogprince
Date: 04 Dec 11 - 12:40 PM

It's white, you put it in soups and sauces, the smell goes up your nose, and it looks pretty braided...???
My push-button-20-question-ball says it's long shreds of horseradish root...

Whatever it is, enjoy it and have a happy birthday.

Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: gnu
Date: 04 Dec 11 - 04:28 PM

Happies at ya lass!

Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: Jeri
Date: 04 Dec 11 - 04:50 PM

He might have meant snow...

Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: SINSULL
Date: 04 Dec 11 - 04:58 PM

Happy Birthday, Jeri.
Celebrate!
SINS

Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: katlaughing
Date: 04 Dec 11 - 06:01 PM

Now you may open your pressie...check yer email, dearie'oh!

luvyakat