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Joe, Max, Its my birthday and I'm being

GUEST,solstice boy 22 Dec 11 - 12:22 AM
Bert 22 Dec 11 - 12:38 AM
GUEST,solstice boy 22 Dec 11 - 12:41 AM
Bert 22 Dec 11 - 12:53 AM
michaelr 22 Dec 11 - 12:55 AM
GUEST,solstice boy 22 Dec 11 - 01:11 AM
GUEST,solstice boy 22 Dec 11 - 01:16 AM
GUEST,solstice boy 22 Dec 11 - 01:21 AM
Joe Offer 22 Dec 11 - 01:36 AM
GUEST,solstice boy 22 Dec 11 - 01:47 AM
GUEST,Bluesman 22 Dec 11 - 02:41 AM
GUEST,solstice boy 22 Dec 11 - 03:17 AM
Jack the Sailor 22 Dec 11 - 03:43 AM
ChanteyLass 22 Dec 11 - 10:14 PM
gnu 22 Dec 11 - 10:44 PM
GUEST,999 22 Dec 11 - 11:06 PM
gnu 22 Dec 11 - 11:11 PM
GUEST,999 22 Dec 11 - 11:14 PM
Little Hawk 22 Dec 11 - 11:58 PM
GUEST,999 23 Dec 11 - 12:06 AM
catspaw49 23 Dec 11 - 12:43 AM
kendall 23 Dec 11 - 06:52 AM
John MacKenzie 23 Dec 11 - 07:01 AM
GUEST,999 23 Dec 11 - 01:20 PM
gnu 23 Dec 11 - 02:03 PM
Lonesome EJ 23 Dec 11 - 02:11 PM
katlaughing 23 Dec 11 - 02:18 PM
fat B****rd 23 Dec 11 - 03:48 PM
katlaughing 23 Dec 11 - 03:51 PM
Bobert 23 Dec 11 - 04:03 PM
GUEST,999 23 Dec 11 - 04:52 PM
John MacKenzie 23 Dec 11 - 05:10 PM
Beer 23 Dec 11 - 06:04 PM
bobad 23 Dec 11 - 06:36 PM
Lonesome EJ 23 Dec 11 - 07:51 PM
Lonesome EJ 23 Dec 11 - 07:52 PM
catspaw49 23 Dec 11 - 09:24 PM
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Subject: Joe, Max, Its my birthday and I'm being
From: GUEST,solstice boy
Date: 22 Dec 11 - 12:22 AM

Its my birthsday, I'm a once a year mudcat entity..

and for all the raw honest time and emotion I pour into tonights mudcat posts

an over officious mudcat elf has deleted them all ??


please show some respect and let my personality be expressed...


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Subject: RE: Joe, Max, Its my birthday and I'm being
From: Bert
Date: 22 Dec 11 - 12:38 AM

It wasn't me.


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Subject: RE: Joe, Max, Its my birthday and I'm being
From: GUEST,solstice boy
Date: 22 Dec 11 - 12:41 AM

thanks for response Bert..

if you are an elf/clone pleases have a quiet word with the delete button abuser


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Subject: RE: Joe, Max, Its my birthday and I'm being
From: Bert
Date: 22 Dec 11 - 12:53 AM

I have been outspoken for a long time against anonymous editing. Unfortunately I am outnumbered.

It seems to me to be sneaky and dishonest. It also creates confusion in a thread when a poster refers to a message that is no longer there.


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Subject: RE: Joe, Max, Its my birthday and I'm being
From: michaelr
Date: 22 Dec 11 - 12:55 AM

It's high time there was some editing around here.


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Subject: RE: Joe, Max, Its my birthday and I'm being
From: GUEST,solstice boy
Date: 22 Dec 11 - 01:11 AM

I know by now I am embarr9sing my 'solstice boy ' persona
its pitiful I must plead this much with poer mad mod on mym birthday..

but .. michaelr .. if that mod be you or some on eyou know..

just plese be honest and play fair


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Subject: RE: Joe, Max, Its my birthday and I'm being
From: GUEST,solstice boy
Date: 22 Dec 11 - 01:16 AM

and yes I know my ttyping is f@cked but I would have gone to bed hours ago
but sense of justice and another chilled bottle of cheap wine is keeping me up from going to bed..

mod deleting me please show some consideration for my sexually demanding wife...


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Subject: RE: Joe, Max, Its my birthday and I'm being
From: GUEST,solstice boy
Date: 22 Dec 11 - 01:21 AM

mudcat mod on duty please swallow your pride..

admit to a fair mistake

reinstate my birthday posts..

delete all my posts commenting on you deletions..

then I can goto bed ..

please my wife is 50 and at her ripest and most demandin..



how can I explain to her i left her unsatisfied becaause I staye up all nighht drinking
and argueing with mudcat mods..

??


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Subject: RE: Joe, Max, Its my birthday and I'm being
From: Joe Offer
Date: 22 Dec 11 - 01:36 AM

Happy birthday, solstice boy. I suppose it's fine to start a BS thread to wish yourself a happy birthday if you like, but it's a problem when you post birthday wishes to yourself in threads on other subjects.

Personally, I think birthdays are usually disappointing. You get up, look at the calendar and realize you're another year older, go through the day doing the usual things, and then go to bed. Big deal. Nonetheless, I wish you the best on your birthday.

-Joe-


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Subject: RE: Joe, Max, Its my birthday and I'm being
From: GUEST,solstice boy
Date: 22 Dec 11 - 01:47 AM

Hi Joe..

I'm sure you know me through all my random 'creative' 'just for the joke of it' mudcat IDs for all these years..

I'm sure you know how to investigate and validate anonymous IP addresses.. so you know who I really am...

I always trust and respect you..

please have a word with the latest mudcat clone/elfs who lack your senses of humour and gentlemans honour.

mudcat is a sanctuary for international cultural misfits..

I always felt safe in your firm but fair administration..

but not aso sure about the new regime..???
    Yep. We've enjoyed knowing each other for years and I wish you a happy birthday. -Joe-


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Subject: RE: Joe, Max, Its my birthday and I'm being
From: GUEST,Bluesman
Date: 22 Dec 11 - 02:41 AM

Soltice boy, most get non offensive posts deleted here. You need to be one of the resident pets, that way you can say whatever you like.


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Subject: RE: Joe, Max, Its my birthday and I'm being
From: GUEST,solstice boy
Date: 22 Dec 11 - 03:17 AM

have a good xmas and new year Joe..

and long may mudcat be our..[insert whatever as long as it's positive, friendly and creative...]


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Subject: RE: Joe, Max, Its my birthday and I'm being
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 22 Dec 11 - 03:43 AM

Happy birthday and happy solstice and happy holidays and happy all the rest.


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Subject: RE: Joe, Max, Its my birthday and I'm being
From: ChanteyLass
Date: 22 Dec 11 - 10:14 PM

Happy birthday!


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Subject: RE: Joe, Max, Its my birthday and I'm being
From: gnu
Date: 22 Dec 11 - 10:44 PM

Yo BOY! Happies at ya.

And, in the spirit of brotherhood, I hope you don't feel to poorly on the morrow. Been there, done that. Not with wine too often but, in my estimation, from my limited experience with wine as a libation, good luck... yer gonna need it.

Stay up late, drink lots of water, eat fruit... and have some more wine... it can't hurt at this point. I am with you in spirits.

Congrats for one more trip around Sol.


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Subject: RE: Joe, Max, Its my birthday and I'm being
From: GUEST,999
Date: 22 Dec 11 - 11:06 PM

Fuck ya ya drunken bastard. Go shag a sheep and quit your whining!


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Subject: RE: Joe, Max, Its my birthday and I'm being
From: gnu
Date: 22 Dec 11 - 11:11 PM

Are you paraphrasing previous sentments 9? >;-)


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Subject: RE: Joe, Max, Its my birthday and I'm being
From: GUEST,999
Date: 22 Dec 11 - 11:14 PM

No offense meant.


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Subject: RE: Joe, Max, Its my birthday and I'm being
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Dec 11 - 11:58 PM

I took no notice at all of my birthday this year. None. Zippo. I was vaguely aware that it was my birthday at some point during the day....thought, "Yeah?...and then what?", and went back to what I was doing. Joe's right. Birthdays are the same as any other day (unless they're not). ;-D


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Subject: RE: Joe, Max, Its my birthday and I'm being
From: GUEST,999
Date: 23 Dec 11 - 12:06 AM

In the parlance, fuck a duck. Sorry. I'da wished you a HB except I was fetchin' pike.


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Subject: RE: Joe, Max, Its my birthday and I'm being
From: catspaw49
Date: 23 Dec 11 - 12:43 AM

Well since Bruce has already told you to fuck yourself, I don't think it can get much better than that so let me add another.


Fuck You
Fuck You and anybody that looks like you
Fuck You and the horse you rode in on
Fuck You and anybody that looks like you and the horse THEY rode in on
Fuck You and then you can fuck both the jockeys
Finally let both of the jockeys fuck your mother
Tie a rope around them so we can find them later
Give them a reward if they find and rescue your father
Double the reward if they can pull your brother
Triple bonus for your Uncle Herb

So there ya' go.......'Bout the kind of birthday greetings you were expecting?


Spaw


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Subject: RE: Joe, Max, Its my birthday and I'm being
From: kendall
Date: 23 Dec 11 - 06:52 AM

And the Llama!

Birthdays are for children.


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Subject: RE: Joe, Max, Its my birthday and I'm being
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 23 Dec 11 - 07:01 AM

nein nein nein 999, you are stealing words from the mouth of Herr Patterson.
He ist zee only vun to fuck you, on zee Mudkatze


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Subject: RE: Joe, Max, Its my birthday and I'm being
From: GUEST,999
Date: 23 Dec 11 - 01:20 PM

LOL


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Subject: RE: Joe, Max, Its my birthday and I'm being
From: gnu
Date: 23 Dec 11 - 02:03 PM

Well fuck me!


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Subject: RE: Joe, Max, Its my birthday and I'm being
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 23 Dec 11 - 02:11 PM

"Fuck us...every one!" piped Tiny Tim.


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Subject: RE: Joe, Max, Its my birthday and I'm being
From: katlaughing
Date: 23 Dec 11 - 02:18 PM

You guys are a bunch of fuckers!


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Subject: RE: Joe, Max, Its my birthday and I'm being
From: fat B****rd
Date: 23 Dec 11 - 03:48 PM

Kat, you are so perceptive.
Anyhow, Happy fucking Birthday to anybody who needs it.


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Subject: RE: Joe, Max, Its my birthday and I'm being
From: katlaughing
Date: 23 Dec 11 - 03:51 PM

LMAO, fB!


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Subject: RE: Joe, Max, Its my birthday and I'm being
From: Bobert
Date: 23 Dec 11 - 04:03 PM

Man, we outta have solstice around every day 'cuase this is turning into one bigass fucking orgy...

(Duhhhhh... That's what orgies are, Boberdz...)

Nevermind, just steer the llama over my way...

B~


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Subject: RE: Joe, Max, Its my birthday and I'm being
From: GUEST,999
Date: 23 Dec 11 - 04:52 PM

Money's short
And times are hard
So here's yer fuckin'
Christmas card


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Subject: RE: Joe, Max, Its my birthday and I'm being
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 23 Dec 11 - 05:10 PM

Absofuckinglutely rude!


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Subject: RE: Joe, Max, Its my birthday and I'm being
From: Beer
Date: 23 Dec 11 - 06:04 PM

First time viewing it is very funny.
ad.



http://youtu.be/KlQCy5S7IWQ


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Subject: RE: Joe, Max, Its my birthday and I'm being
From: bobad
Date: 23 Dec 11 - 06:36 PM

That's pretty fucking funny Ad.


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Subject: RE: Joe, Max, Its my birthday and I'm being
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 23 Dec 11 - 07:51 PM

If nothing else, this thread has more "fucks" per sentence than In Bruges.


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Subject: RE: Joe, Max, Its my birthday and I'm being
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 23 Dec 11 - 07:52 PM

...which is a pretty fucking good movie, in my opinion.


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Subject: RE: Joe, Max, Its my birthday and I'm being
From: catspaw49
Date: 23 Dec 11 - 09:24 PM

That's about`enough of this fuckin' shit......Let's move on.............


So Blow Me
Blow Me and anybody that looks like me
Blow Me and the horse I rode in on
Blow Me and anybody that looks like me and the horse THEY rode in on
Blow Me and then you can blow both the jockeys
Finally go blow your father
And your brother.....and your Uncle Herb
And the five other guys who've been fucking your mother


Birthday thread going your way now is it?


Spaw


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Subject: RE: Joe, Max, Its my birthday and I'm being
From: gnu
Date: 23 Dec 11 - 09:51 PM

I imagine it kinds blows for him, Spaw.


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Subject: RE: Joe, Max, Its my birthday and I'm being
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 24 Dec 11 - 04:35 AM

How's yer embouchure Spaw ? Must be pretty good with all the blowing an all.


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