BS: Bouncer joke!

Subject: BS: Bouncer joke!
From: Bonzo3legs
Date: 21 Jan 12 - 12:02 PM

An Englishman, a Scotsman, a Welshman, a Irishman, a German, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, an Egyptian, an Italian, a Jap, an Aussie, a Yank, an African, a Dutchman, a Kiwi, a Brazilian, a Czech, a Turk, a Greek, a Canadian, a Chinese, an Argentine, a Serb, a Mexican, a Pakistani, a Russian, a Swede, a Belgian, an Israeli, a Portuguese and a Polishman walked into a pub. The bouncer says, "sorry, I can't let you in without a Thai"

Subject: RE: BS: Bouncer joke!
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 21 Jan 12 - 01:11 PM

LOL Bonzo, love it!

Subject: RE: BS: Bouncer joke!
From: Pete Jennings
Date: 21 Jan 12 - 01:32 PM

Tie joke!

Noddy Holder's doing the rock star shopping bit and he's already selected some tight silver trousers and a gold shirt. The assistant asks "would you like a kipper tie?". Noddy says "Oid love one ah kid, milk and two sugars, please"!




PS. US 'catters probably haven't heard a Brummie accent...

Subject: RE: BS: Bouncer joke!
From: ChanteyLass
Date: 21 Jan 12 - 03:38 PM

Ha! Anyone in the US who watches a lot of public TV has heard all sorts of UK accents. One of the most memorable was that of the characters Prudie and Jud Paynter in Poldark. It took a while for me to understand them!

Subject: RE: BS: Bouncer joke!
From: GUEST,Ebor_Fiddler
Date: 21 Jan 12 - 04:23 PM

Me too, but I'm a Yorkshireman!

Subject: RE: BS: Bouncer joke!
From: alanabit
Date: 21 Jan 12 - 05:29 PM

Youm just can't talk prapper...