BS: Betty Ford Ramping up for....

Subject: BS: Betty Ford Ramping up for....
From: Bobert
Date: 22 Feb 12 - 07:22 PM

...an influx of Mudcatters should Mudcat go down forever...

But not to worry... They are on top of this one and have cots set up in the gym...

B;~)

Subject: RE: BS: Betty Ford Ramping up for....
From: ChanteyLass
Date: 22 Feb 12 - 08:02 PM

Can I make my reservation now?

Subject: RE: BS: Betty Ford Ramping up for....
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Feb 12 - 08:11 PM

Chongo Chimp will provide lodging at a boxing club in Chicago for all Mudcatters who agree to sign a loyalty oath to his upcoming administration. If the boxing club can't handle the influx of signees, there are plans afoot to start up a tent city at a firing range not too far outside of town. It is located on a piece of land near the scenic site of the famous Dillinger shootout at Little Bohemia. Porta-potties, capos, and pup tents will be provided for free, courtesy of the APP.

Subject: RE: BS: Betty Ford Ramping up for....
From: Bobert
Date: 22 Feb 12 - 08:25 PM

I'[ll pass on the sweaty smell of a boxing club... Had enough in my dojo years, thankx...

I'm goin' check out Betty but if she ain't learned to cook any better since my last stint I might reconsider Chongz offer...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Betty Ford Ramping up for....
From: GUEST
Date: 22 Feb 12 - 10:41 PM

Mr. Bobert,

The stories and photos of the OCHHH anal rehab at Betty Ford, Palm Springs, CA... would make a "dead man come."

(Invitation only - you will not find it on guuuglall)

Try hash.org and page Orange County, Ms. FORD has an exciting extended weekend waiting just for YOU.

Subject: RE: BS: Betty Ford Ramping up for....
From: gnu
Date: 22 Feb 12 - 10:43 PM

Do they have a gardening program where ya can grow yer own? Fer strictly theresyerpootic purposes?

Subject: RE: BS: Betty Ford Ramping up for....
From: gnu
Date: 23 Feb 12 - 01:39 PM

Rehabbed!

Subject: RE: BS: Betty Ford Ramping up for....
From: Bobert
Date: 23 Feb 12 - 06:03 PM

Well, Betty is thankful that Max got things straightened out...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Betty Ford Ramping up for....
From: open mike
Date: 23 Feb 12 - 06:15 PM

not Betty herself, i guess, but the re-hab center?

Subject: RE: BS: Betty Ford Ramping up for....
From: Ed T
Date: 23 Feb 12 - 06:27 PM

A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular culling of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
So that's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

Subject: RE: BS: Betty Ford Ramping up for....
From: MarkS
Date: 23 Feb 12 - 11:32 PM

Thank you Ed T.
Finally a justification I can understand and use.