BS: State Opening of Parliament

Subject: BS: State Opening of Parliament
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 09 May 12 - 08:25 AM

Lets cut to the chase - we need just two speeches:-

Here is an outline of my governments plans for the year aheaad

Tory

We will shit on the poor........relentlessly

Labour

We intend to lavish money on whining leftie gits who think the world owes them a living......relentlessly

Subject: RE: BS: State Opening of Parliament
From: GUEST,Ian Mather sans cookie
Date: 09 May 12 - 09:46 AM

And both get middle earners to fund the program.

Subject: RE: BS: State Opening of Parliament
From: Bonzo3legs
Date: 09 May 12 - 10:04 AM

Same old sad whinges!

Subject: RE: BS: State Opening of Parliament
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 May 12 - 10:05 AM

Gotta new boss same as the old boss, huh?

Subject: RE: BS: State Opening of Parliament
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 10 May 12 - 09:12 AM

Ah, the Enterprise and Regulatory Reform Bill will include "measures to remove "unnecessary legislation", helping businesses to save time and money, and measures to help employers hire new staff and resolve disputes in the workplace more quickly"

You know what that means, peasants? Kiss your Lord and Master's arse harder. Get that tongue right in. Or you're fired. No notice, no pay, no redress and no benefits. It may well remove redundancy rights altogether.

PS - "Repeal unnecessary legislation" - that's code for "Well you should have kept your stupid fingers OUT of the machinery, and then you wouldn't be crippled, would you?" It may also be the death knell for parts of the Equality Act.

Subject: RE: BS: State Opening of Parliament
From: Bonzo3legs
Date: 10 May 12 - 11:10 AM

Excellent!

Subject: RE: BS: State Opening of Parliament
From: GUEST,Jim Knowledge
Date: 10 May 12 - 11:29 AM

I `ad a couple of them politicians in my cab the other day. They were on their way `ome after the Opening of Parliament and sharing my taxi to the station. You`da thought with the dosh they pocket they could afford one each and I bet they`ll claim it on their expenses.
One, a scruffy sod, said to `is companion, "That`s the trouble with your lot. The the world`s on the edge of recession, you come down like a ton of bricks on the the less well off and announce party time for the toffs. It`s one bloody law for the rich and another one for the poor."
The other one, top `at and tails, said, "You`re wrong there, Old Boy. It`s two for the rich and none for the poor!!."


Whaddam I Like??

Subject: RE: BS: State Opening of Parliament
From: Bonzo3legs
Date: 11 May 12 - 02:54 AM

Excellent state occasion which we always carry out so well.

Subject: RE: BS: State Opening of Parliament
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 11 May 12 - 03:31 AM

Bonzo, you're beginning to sound like a parrot.

Dave H

Subject: RE: BS: State Opening of Parliament
From: Bonzo3legs
Date: 11 May 12 - 10:57 AM

That's funny, all the labour scubbage thrown around here sounds like it comes froma parrot!!

Subject: RE: BS: State Opening of Parliament
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 11 May 12 - 11:13 AM

Scubbage ? boko

Dave H

Subject: RE: BS: State Opening of Parliament
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 11 May 12 - 03:45 PM

Bonzo, I agree, and I enjoyed watching it very much. Tradition and pageantry, dignity and Majesty. Excellent!

Subject: RE: BS: State Opening of Parliament
From: banjoman
Date: 12 May 12 - 07:42 AM

Third greatest non event of the year after the Jubilee and the Olympics

Subject: RE: BS: State Opening of Parliament
From: Bonzo3legs
Date: 12 May 12 - 03:51 PM

Tell us all what you would rather watch banjoman.

Subject: RE: BS: State Opening of Parliament
From: banjoman
Date: 13 May 12 - 06:48 AM

Paint drying
Traffic lights changing
Grass growing
all more interesting than the Jubilee or the olympics
I will probably use the xtra bank holiday to finish my latest banjo - that will probably elicit a few comments