BS: BigActionAtCrazyHorrseMountainCarving

Subject: BS: BigActionAtCrazyHorrseMountainCarving
From: catspaw49
Date: 02 Jun 12 - 12:04 PM

OHMYFRIGGIGAWD!!!!!!!   I got a boner just watching!   Today, about an hour or so ago, a public hike began and even as I type, there are live people under his nose!!!!   More thrilling action from the web's MOST INTERESTING WEBCAM

I feel faint..........What a thrill..................


Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: BigActionAtCrazyHorrseMountainCarving
From: gnu
Date: 02 Jun 12 - 12:16 PM

I ain't fallin fer that... again.

Subject: RE: BS: BigActionAtCrazyHorrseMountainCarving
From: GUEST,999
Date: 02 Jun 12 - 12:19 PM

Me neither. Not a fourth time, Spaw. Nice try.

Subject: RE: BS: BigActionAtCrazyHorrseMountainCarving
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 Jun 12 - 12:40 PM

Ho-LEE-F**K!!!!   Spaw speaks truly. There are a whole bunch of tourists at the centre AND up on the mountain, and the ones on the mountain are gazing up at Crazy Horse's nostrils AS I SPEAK! (or type)

This is just....Shatneriffic!!!!!!!!!! I'm speechless. Well, no, that's not strictly true...I'm not speechless exactly, but I would probably be speechless if I was almost anyone else but me, in the face of this incredibly exciting development at the Crazy Horse monument.

Other than that...anyone noticed how almost anything at all can give Spaw a boner?

Subject: RE: BS: BigActionAtCrazyHorrseMountainCarving
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 Jun 12 - 12:48 PM

Go to this page and you can see nine previous images of the Crazy Horse Monument:

9 different sightings!!!!!!!

The interplay of light and shadow is absolutely striking, isn't it? I think the word that sums it up is "ineffable". Note the tourists in the most recent image.

Subject: RE: BS: BigActionAtCrazyHorrseMountainCarving
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 02 Jun 12 - 01:02 PM

This is a joke, right? I been more excited watchin' paint dry.

- Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: BigActionAtCrazyHorrseMountainCarving
From: catspaw49
Date: 02 Jun 12 - 01:08 PM

HEY....I told y'all!!! I didn't bother to post when they did the blast in May but this one is big.....BIG!!!

It is so sad that this vigil is kept by only two of us...................***sigh***.....................thanks Hawk.........................


Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: BigActionAtCrazyHorrseMountainCarving
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 02 Jun 12 - 01:15 PM

By the way...after I am elected president, I am gonna allocate federal funds to do the world's biggest rock carving EVER. It will be a whole mountaintop carved in the likeness of King Kong, gazin' out in a lofty and authoritative fashion over the land with that look in his eye that says "Don't mess with ME, sucker!" This will give all American apes pride in themselves and remind humans just where they stand on the evolutionary ladder.

The mountain I've chosen for this epic project is Mount Whitney in California. Note how it stands out above the other peaks. Kong's head will be positioned at the very apex of the mountain, more than 14,000 feet above seal level! (and sea level) (they are basically the same thing)

I figger it will cost almost as much as the Apollo Project to do this, and it will take at least 5 years, but I think it's a thing worth doin', don't you? If you gotta spend a couple trillion dollars, spend it on somethin' worthwhile, I say.

- Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: BigActionAtCrazyHorrseMountainCarving
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 Jun 12 - 01:22 PM

Most people just don't have the breadth of vision and the depth of spirit to fully understand something as cosmic and breathtaking as the Crazy Horse Monument, Spaw. But, look! A whole bunch of similar-minded souls have actually gone there to gaze at its grandeur and walk beneath its very shadow, treading upon the living rock with their humble feet! This proves that you and I are not alone in our appreciation of what surely ranks as the utmost accomplishment of man's artfullness on this planet.

Subject: RE: BS: BigActionAtCrazyHorrseMountainCarving
From: catspaw49
Date: 02 Jun 12 - 01:28 PM

Dunno'.......I might donate to one with you Chongo and not that Kong asshole. Muhammed Ali said he didn't have nothin' against them Kongs but in this single case, I think he was wrong. Stupid ape tried to diddle Fay Wray and she crapped in his hand!

So if you wanna' carve out something, I'd donate to a statue of you with Cletus pissing on your head while Buford shoves a Dachshund wearing a feathered headband up your ass. Hey....That way you'll get a chuckle out of it too!


Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: BigActionAtCrazyHorrseMountainCarving
From: catspaw49
Date: 02 Jun 12 - 01:31 PM

Thar's a beautiful sentiment Hawk. I'll suggest that you are the one to fire the first blast at Chongo's edifice......

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: BigActionAtCrazyHorrseMountainCarving
From: gnu
Date: 02 Jun 12 - 01:31 PM

WTF else is there to do in SD? Apparently, the same is true for OH and ONT.

Subject: RE: BS: BigActionAtCrazyHorrseMountainCarving
From: GUEST,josepp
Date: 02 Jun 12 - 01:32 PM

I'm sure Crazy Horse would have been thrilled.

Subject: RE: BS: BigActionAtCrazyHorrseMountainCarving
From: catspaw49
Date: 02 Jun 12 - 01:35 PM

How do you know Joeboo? Maybe he'd prefer something like the one proposed for Chongo? I doubt that 'cause unlike Chimpdick, I can't see Crazy Horse taking one up the ass.................


Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: BigActionAtCrazyHorrseMountainCarving
From: GUEST,josepp
Date: 02 Jun 12 - 01:42 PM

We should go back to more productive pursuits like building huge magalithic time pieces.

Subject: RE: BS: BigActionAtCrazyHorrseMountainCarving
From: SINSULL
Date: 02 Jun 12 - 02:06 PM

Some pertinent facts:
Mountain Dimensions When Completed
Entire Carving 641 feet long in the round
Entire Carving 563 feet high in the round
Crazy Horse's Face 87 feet, 6 inches (completed June 3, 1998)
Outstretched Arm 263 feet
Opening under arm 110 feet wide and 100 feet high
Hand 33 feet high
Pointing Finger 37 ½ feet long
Horse's Head 219 feet high (22 stories)
Horse's Mane 62 feet high
Horse's Ears 45 feet long
Horse's Eyes 16 feet wide; 13 feet high
Horse's Nostrils 25 foot diameter


I am a little bit worried about this entire project. The last time Spaw roped me into a "life changing event", I started every day voting for a Millard Fillmore doll. We lost despite getting the most votes. Worst of all, we lost to ronald Raygun.
SINS

Subject: RE: BS: BigActionAtCrazyHorrseMountainCarving
From: catspaw49
Date: 02 Jun 12 - 02:18 PM

Holy Christ.....What an armpit! YA' know they might do some good fundraising by licensing some products like NASCAR does. For a few megabucks you can be the "Official Condom of NASCAR." So why not make that work for ol' Craze?

Hit up the Gillette folks and Mitchem, assorted nasal sprays, Cruex for JockStrap Itch, Mennen, TizWhiz horse food...........................


Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: BigActionAtCrazyHorrseMountainCarving
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Jun 12 - 05:16 PM

Chongo's dead. I shot him last evening. Whoever posted that is a faker.

Subject: RE: BS: BigActionAtCrazyHorrseMountainCarving
From: GUEST,999
Date: 02 Jun 12 - 05:31 PM

Yeah, SINS, I too voted for Fillard Wilmore when he too lost to Ronnie. I think LH was in on that fiasco, too.

Subject: RE: BS: BigActionAtCrazyHorrseMountainCarving
From: GUEST,999
Date: 02 Jun 12 - 05:40 PM

Even my English gets fcuked up when I think about it.

Subject: RE: BS: BigActionAtCrazyHorrseMountainCarving
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Jun 12 - 07:16 PM

Tȟašúŋke Witkóis giving us a 37.5 feet long finger?

Subject: RE: BS: BigActionAtCrazyHorrseMountainCarving
From: Bobert
Date: 02 Jun 12 - 07:56 PM

I donno???

When I click on the links it says "Forbidden"??? Maybe something happened from all the Mud-tivity today...

As fir the monument??? I hope it gets finished and they blow up Mt. Rushmore...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: BigActionAtCrazyHorrseMountainCarving
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 02 Jun 12 - 08:48 PM

Rapparee's been dead from the neck up for about as long as anyone can remember, and he ain't capable of stringin' 3 words together or even tiein' his shoes no more, so every post you see supposedly from him is a fake...most likely typed by some grievin' family member who is coverin' for him. The truth is, they got him upstairs, sealed away in a locked room like in one of them H.P. Lovecraft horror novels, and are keepin' him hid from a world that would be shocked if it seen the awful truth. They slide a bowl of food under the door 3 times a day and run back downstairs as quick as they can.

- Chongo

p.s. You got no class, Catspaw, none at all. I seen hobos and loan sharks who had more class than you. Talkin' to you is a complete waste of my valuable time, but I did want ya to know one thing. When that big statue of King Kong is carved on the top of Mount Whitney, there is gonna be one small detail added...under one of Kong's feet. It will be a replica of you after ya got stepped on by Kong, fairly much squashed flat, but yer ugly face will still be vaguely recognizable...with a last shocked look impressed on its homely features.

Subject: RE: BS: BigActionAtCrazyHorrseMountainCarving
From: catspaw49
Date: 02 Jun 12 - 09:49 PM

Poor Chongo......You've already obviously taken one too many Dachshunds up the ass haven't you? The snarky little snouts have ountured what little brain you have and you've crapped out the gray matter. Kinda' sad that all you can do now is whack off......We'll getcha' another lobotomy and you'll be fine...............


Spaw