BS: Ya burn ten tons and wadda ya get?

Subject: BS: Ya burn ten tons and wadda ya get?
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Jun 12 - 04:08 PM

Spaw doesn't live around there, but....

PERRYSBURG, Ohio (AP) -- The State Highway Patrol says a tractor-trailer hauling 10 tons of toilet paper caught fire on a highway in northwest Ohio, temporarily blocking southbound traffic as rescuers responded to the scene.

Troopers say the Tuesday night fire began when the trailer air lines dislodged and ignited as the vehicle was traveling along Interstate 75, south of Toledo. The blaze then spread around the trailer and its cargo.

The Blade in Toledo reports hundreds of rolls of toilet paper spilled into the roadway. Much of the rest of the load was ruined by fire or doused by firefighters.

No one was hurt.

The highway was reopened after the fire was extinguished and the vehicle was towed.

Subject: RE: BS: Ya burn ten tons and wadda ya get?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 15 Jun 12 - 04:12 PM

Twenty two ton of turquise tinted toilet tissue

Subject: RE: BS: Ya burn ten tons and wadda ya get?
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 15 Jun 12 - 04:14 PM

Police investigating the incident say they have nothing to go on...



Quack!
GtD.

Subject: RE: BS: Ya burn ten tons and wadda ya get?
From: Don Firth
Date: 15 Jun 12 - 04:15 PM

Sounds like quite a wipe-out. . . .

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: Ya burn ten tons and wadda ya get?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 15 Jun 12 - 04:16 PM

I hope they get to the bottom of it soon.

Subject: RE: BS: Ya burn ten tons and wadda ya get?
From: GUEST,michaekr
Date: 15 Jun 12 - 05:12 PM

You guys are on a roll!

Subject: RE: BS: Ya burn ten tons and wadda ya get?
From: Don Firth
Date: 15 Jun 12 - 05:27 PM

Flaming toilet paper isn't going to do a whole lot of good for the 'roids.

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: Ya burn ten tons and wadda ya get?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 15 Jun 12 - 05:47 PM

That's a hot issue

Subject: RE: BS: Ya burn ten tons and wadda ya get?
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Jun 12 - 07:27 PM

There's a song in this, if you can get to the bottom of it.

Subject: RE: BS: Ya burn ten tons and wadda ya get?
From: Amergin
Date: 15 Jun 12 - 07:42 PM

This is in Ohio...kinda makes you wonder what Spaw's been lighting his farts again.

Subject: RE: BS: Ya burn ten tons and wadda ya get?
From: Bobert
Date: 15 Jun 12 - 07:54 PM

Bung Wad Blues, that much is fir sure...

Who wants to write it???

I'll sing it if half good...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Ya burn ten tons and wadda ya get?
From: gnu
Date: 15 Jun 12 - 08:01 PM

Rollin down the highway... lookin for adventure...

Subject: RE: BS: Ya burn ten tons and wadda ya get?
From: gnu
Date: 15 Jun 12 - 08:01 PM

Did anyone get side "swiped"?

Subject: RE: BS: Ya burn ten tons and wadda ya get?
From: Don Firth
Date: 15 Jun 12 - 08:51 PM

Why is toilet paper like Star Trek's U.S.S. Enterprize?

It orbits Uranus searching for Kling-ons.

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: Ya burn ten tons and wadda ya get?
From: gnu
Date: 15 Jun 12 - 09:10 PM

Severn! We need ya badly!

Subject: RE: BS: Ya burn ten tons and wadda ya get?
From: Bill D
Date: 16 Jun 12 - 11:29 AM

from Louisiana:

"If you're heading eastbound on I-20 this morning, you may want to take your cereal. There are going to be some delays because an 18-wheeler carrying thousands of gallons of milk over-turned early this morning.It's blocking the eastbound lanes of Interstate 20.Traffic is being diverted to the Goodwill Road exit to Highway 80 to Dixie Inn. Drivers can get back on I-20 at mile marker 44."

These accidents need to be coordinated...