BS: The New worker.. a game.

Subject: BS: The New worker.. a game.
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 10 Jul 12 - 06:18 AM

I have been compiling a list of workers and their possible 'characteristics and thought it might be a bit of fun for all to share.... bit of light hearted banter!.... For instance..... The new Dentist looks down in the mouth!... or... the new chiropodist hasn't found his feet yet!.... or... The new judge is a real case!....... anyone any to add!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: The New worker.. a game.
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 10 Jul 12 - 06:31 AM

The teacher who has just been before the board?
The chef who found himself in the soup?
The jockey who does everything at the gallop?
The porn star who finds his job rather hard?

Subject: RE: BS: The New worker.. a game.
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 10 Jul 12 - 08:22 AM

The fencing contractor who looked a little pale.
The butcher who had a hearty laugh
The navigator who went on compass-ionate leave.
The cobbler who liked sole music.
The folk singer who lost his keys.

I'll get me coat!

Subject: RE: BS: The New worker.. a game.
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 10 Jul 12 - 09:21 AM

The new toilet attendant looked flushed (but it was just a flash in the pan)
The new disc jockey slipped a disc whilst performing
The new baker uses his loaf

Subject: RE: BS: The New worker.. a game.
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 10 Jul 12 - 11:31 AM

The street sweeper who had a brush with the law
The policeman who looked a bit blue
The matchless pyromaniac
The bad tempered photographer who snapped at his model.

Subject: RE: BS: The New worker.. a game.
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 10 Jul 12 - 12:41 PM

All this reminds me of when I last had a filling. Before giving me an injection, the dentist said, "You'll just feel a tiny prick" and I was so nervous I forgot myself and said "How very disappointing!" (This is absolutely true.)

Subject: RE: BS: The New worker.. a game.
From: Michael
Date: 10 Jul 12 - 01:13 PM

The new carpenter who needed a joint before he could work.

The new brickie in need of something to lay.

The new roofer who had a slate loose.

The Northumbrian plumber who needed to practice his pipes.

The electrician who was confused; didn't know what on earth to do.

The new painter who hadn't read his primer.