BS: Global warming- Ban Beer?

Subject: BS: Global warming- Ban Beer?
From: beardedbruce
Date: 05 Dec 12 - 01:12 PM

Since Beer ( and soda) release CO2, when do we hear a call to ban them to preserve the climate? Have to get rid of dry ice, too.

Subject: RE: BS: Global warming- Ban Beer?
From: GUEST,999
Date: 05 Dec 12 - 01:18 PM

Beer farts now an then, but it's no reason to ban him, BB. He's a good guy.

Subject: RE: BS: Global warming- Ban Beer?
From: Musket
Date: 05 Dec 12 - 01:24 PM

I'd ban dried dog food. My dog can clear a room with his silent but violent farts. He is the only dog I know who can produce loud ones, when he stretches.

Seriously, the other day, a bit more choke and it would have started....

Subject: RE: BS: Global warming- Ban Beer?
From: gnu
Date: 05 Dec 12 - 01:33 PM

"choke"... HAHAHAHAAA!

Ban beer? Now, just a minute!!!!

Anyway, with all this global warming, I need a cold beer.

Subject: RE: BS: Global warming- Ban Beer?
From: Jeri
Date: 05 Dec 12 - 01:34 PM

I remember reading something years ago about methane from cow farts contributing to global warming. Presumably, these were the cows that are made of meat, not the other kind of cows, so meat eaters were ultimately responsible for global warming.

Subject: RE: BS: Global warming- Ban Beer?
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 05 Dec 12 - 03:33 PM

What about milk drinkers, cheese munchers, field plowers and leather wearers?

Subject: RE: BS: Global warming- Ban Beer?
From: Ed T
Date: 05 Dec 12 - 03:37 PM

Obviously, all farts are not alike.

Subject: RE: BS: Global warming- Ban Beer?
From: Ron Davies
Date: 05 Dec 12 - 03:44 PM

Rather than beer, start with something totally worthless--like leaf-blowers.   Air pollution, noise pollution, and a waste of fossil fuels.    Rakes have been fine forever.

Subject: RE: BS: Global warming- Ban Beer?
From: Ed T
Date: 05 Dec 12 - 03:50 PM

Mr Methane Does Fouquet's Restaurant in Paris

Subject: RE: BS: Global warming- Ban Beer?
From: Ed T
Date: 05 Dec 12 - 04:27 PM

Aussie farts rule

Subject: RE: BS: Global warming- Ban Beer?
From: Bill D
Date: 05 Dec 12 - 05:39 PM

My.... ain't science wonderful! But don't cows have 4 stomachs? Can they be modified to be like kangaroos? Do we have to build our fences higher?

Subject: RE: BS: Global warming- Ban Beer?
From: gnu
Date: 05 Dec 12 - 05:53 PM

Ya gotta get a jump on new tech, eh?

Subject: RE: BS: Global warming- Ban Beer?
From: Bill D
Date: 05 Dec 12 - 07:05 PM

NOW I know how 'the cow jumped over the moon'....

Subject: RE: BS: Global warming- Ban Beer?
From: gnu
Date: 06 Dec 12 - 05:17 AM

As a child, my first thought was the cow jumped over something while it was mooin'. Didn't understand THAT but I just knew cows can't jump that high. In total, I simply dismissed it.

Subject: RE: BS: Global warming- Ban Beer?
From: beardedbruce
Date: 06 Dec 12 - 08:16 AM

And water vapor is far more effective as a greenhouse gas than CO2- So outlaw Saunas and hot showers!

No more tea, either- Can't have you boiling that water and increasing the water vapor of the atmosphere.

Subject: RE: BS: Global warming- Ban Beer?
From: Beer
Date: 06 Dec 12 - 11:23 AM

Now just hold your horses. I have every right to be here.
BEER

Subject: RE: BS: Global warming- Ban Beer?
From: GUEST,amergin
Date: 06 Dec 12 - 11:45 AM

The only reason why beer would contribute to global warming or climate change is all the hot air that blows out of peoples' mouths when they've had a few.

Subject: RE: BS: Global warming- Ban Beer?
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 06 Dec 12 - 11:51 AM

I don't care what ya say ... I ain't banning Spaw, he is a good guy and he has every right to his burrito's

Subject: RE: BS: Global warming- Ban Beer?
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 06 Dec 12 - 11:52 AM

why don't scientists figure out how to power a car on beer farts .. I mean the solution to all the problems

Subject: RE: BS: Global warming- Ban Beer?
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 06 Dec 12 - 11:54 AM

they could invent a special car seat, ya fart ya drive, ya fart ya drive. right from yer arse to the car's engine. Gimme some time I always figure stuff out

Subject: RE: BS: Global warming- Ban Beer?
From: GUEST,amergin
Date: 06 Dec 12 - 01:44 PM

Denying politicians air time would go a long way to resolving global warming.

Subject: RE: BS: Global warming- Ban Beer?
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 06 Dec 12 - 02:27 PM

olddude, you make me die laughing!

Subject: RE: BS: Global warming- Ban Beer?
From: gnu
Date: 06 Dec 12 - 02:46 PM

amergin.... "The only reason why beer would contribute to global warming or climate change is all the hot air that blows out of peoples' mouths when they've had a few."

First youse ban Beer and now gnus? Beer... we gotta form an anti-something brotherhood!

Subject: RE: BS: Global warming- Ban Beer?
From: Musket
Date: 07 Dec 12 - 10:58 AM

How much hot air does Mudcat produce?