BS: An insult thread

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: GUEST,Mrs Olive Whatnoll
Date: 02 Jul 13 - 11:15 PM

Shut yer cake 'ole, Ed, you stupid git! I'll 'ave you know that Bertie Lawless is a man. 'E's not much of a man, mind, but 'e is a man. 'E's a rich young toff wot 'angs around wif upper class wastrels loik 'imself, seducin' the domestic staff and buggerin' each other on the side, I wouldn't doubt. A bunch of flymin' perverts and idle rotters livin' on the backs of good workin' folk loik me and me 'usband Eddie, 'oo is fymous all over the Midlands because 'e weighs 55 and a half stone and is the largest sitting object in Great Britain. If Bertie Lawless dares to insult me, I will 'ave Eddie sit on 'im and that will be the end of Bertie Lawless!

- Olive Whatnoll

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: Ed T
Date: 02 Jul 13 - 07:20 PM

Cut it with the crude language, and leave Bertie be.
She showed her metal in calling you out. What's up with your bad-assed attitude? Could you have an olive stuck up your "whathole"

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: GUEST,Mrs Olive Whatnoll
Date: 02 Jul 13 - 06:05 PM

Bertie Lawless!!!!!!! You bloody fecking TOFF!!! You rotten, stinking upper class TWIT!!! You lot will die miserably when the Brit'ish working class rises loik they did in the French revolution! I will personally be there wif a meat cleaver to chop off your stupid 'ead, you witless toffy-fyced bastard!!!

Olive Whatnoll

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: olddude
Date: 01 Jul 13 - 09:44 PM

Youse caterwauling old goats .. stop bickering else I will send Huckleberry over with a jug of shine that will rot your inners

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: gnu
Date: 01 Jul 13 - 05:07 PM

The very BOTTOM of the page? What NOT a cluster fuck by you bunch of lazy sleeping currs! Inbred mongrels! Not a doggerel to be had? Your hounds do not hunt! They barely whimper and haven't the impetus to so much as wag a tail let alone a tongue... you sorry lot!

WOOF! I say!... WOOF you all! while I raise my hind leg in your general direction.

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: GUEST,Bertie Lawless
Date: 30 Jun 13 - 06:11 PM

Good heavens! I've just realized after all these years what Olive Whatnoll really IS...and it took this thread to do it!

She's an inslut!!!!!!!! Ha! Ha! Ha!

in-slut: The "in" part stands for inbred, insufferable, incompetent, incoherent, and inebriated. The slut part is self-explanatory. Aw-Ha! Ha! Ha!

Christ! I have to tell Winston (not her bloody dog, but my old friend Winston Wellington-Jones) and the lads at the club about this. Olive Whatnoll, the city of Hull's official inslut. It's like being the village idiot, only it's a bit worse.

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: Ed T
Date: 30 Jun 13 - 05:27 PM

Are your oil-skinned knickers sufficently oiled, Olive?
If so, how do you keep them from slip'in off your Ascolano, Mrs Olive?
It probably helps to keep your olive bush well pruned?

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: GUEST,Mrs Olive Whatnoll
Date: 30 Jun 13 - 03:46 PM

Pimento head??? Wot??? Cor!!! Ye're a thievin' wastrel, Ed, a disgrace to ye'r entire family, ye'r region and the 'ole nytion! If you was in reach, I'd thump you with me cast iron skillet, I would, and sic the dog on you to boot. We've got a bulldog now, Eddie and me. We got 'im to guard the pigeons wot Eddie is breedin'. We nymed 'im "Winston" because 'e reminds us of Winston Churchill back in the dys of the Blitz. If Winston ever saw you, 'e'd rip yer bloody trousers off.

Olive Whatnoll

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: gnu
Date: 30 Jun 13 - 02:16 PM

Camel hair? Google it.

The ghost camel... VERY interesting read, Ed... thanks.

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: Ed T
Date: 30 Jun 13 - 02:15 PM

What's got you so all oiled up, Olive? Still a virgin, or have you turned to extra Virgin?

Can't you tell the difference between an insult and an outsult? Have you just run out of "sults", pimento head?

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: Ed T
Date: 30 Jun 13 - 02:05 PM

Camel thread - never sewed with that type of fabric thread.
Interesting?

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: GUEST,Mrs Olive Whatnoll
Date: 30 Jun 13 - 01:40 PM

Aww...shut ye'r gob, you bloody wassock! Ye're as useless as a doorknob on a dead walrus, you stupid clot!

- Olive Whatnoll

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: Larry The Radio Guy
Date: 30 Jun 13 - 01:16 PM

You idiots! Don't you know that this is an insult thread, not a camel thread.

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: Ed T
Date: 30 Jun 13 - 07:58 AM

Ghost Camels in the American Southwest

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: Ed T
Date: 30 Jun 13 - 07:51 AM

""Let me tell you bout Humphrey the Camel amblin' across the sands umm

All the Nomads givin' him a great big hand

He's a big ugly Mammal and he's very very hairy

All the Shieks know he's a swinging Dromedary uhhuh oh yeah

Talkin' bout Humphrey the Camel

In the middle of the night by the light of an Arab moon

They say that you can see him stompin' up and down the dunes

He's a big raunchy cat but he swings right along

Groovin' to the beat of a Nashville song uhhuh oh yeah

Talkin' bout Humphrey the Camel



Everybody digs Humphrey the Cammel come see Camel Humphrey the Camel

But he's a body jumper a real hip humper talkin' bout Humphrey the Camel

Down at the Oasis the Arabs were pickin' their dates

They're goin' to a party out at the Sultan's place

There's a camel named Camelia and Humphrey's gonna bring her

One big drink and he's a seven day swinger uhhuh oh yeah

Talkin' bout Humphrey the Camel

(A penny Camel love call uuuh hyeah oh oh)

Everybody digs Humphrey the Cammel...

(Ooouuh hyeah I'd walk a mile for a ouh hyeah pick it Omar hyeah)""

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Jun 13 - 12:13 AM

One hump or two?

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: Don Firth
Date: 29 Jun 13 - 10:29 PM

Yeah, other than in the zoo, we don't see many camels around here, either.

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: Ed T
Date: 29 Jun 13 - 10:13 PM

There is a poor chance of camels defiling anything or anyone where I live, global warming-climate change, or not. It has been much too wet for camels to thrive here in the last week or so.

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: Don Firth
Date: 29 Jun 13 - 07:51 PM

Old Arab curse:

"May a herd of wild camels defile the grave of your maternal grandmother!!"

Heavy stuff. . . .

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 29 Jun 13 - 07:43 PM

I dont think even my strongest opponents here can accuse me of being without reason.

Well, I don't see myself as being anyone's "opponent" as 'tis the notions that one opposes. But I certainly oppose your illiberal notions of homophobia. They are, indeed, without reason.

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: Ed T
Date: 29 Jun 13 - 05:38 PM

Just pondering how one would actually be "unkind and insensitive" on an actual insult thread? I will have to think that one out:)

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: Tattie Bogle
Date: 29 Jun 13 - 05:31 PM

Hawks eat carrion, never ate a dachshund in my life.
Do you have a brain between your ears? One more neurone and you'd have a synapse!

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: GUEST,leeneia
Date: 27 Jun 13 - 05:29 PM

Here are two insults I never posted.

To a twerp on a thread about circumcision;

"Have you ever read a book on sexual health, or do you just point   and shoot?"

To a self-righteous guy who claimed that the victims of the Moore, Oklahoma tornado were just whining about their fate.

"John Doe sounds like a guidance counselor in a third-rate school."

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: GUEST,Musket sans multiculturalism
Date: 27 Jun 13 - 05:08 PM

Weiner sounds vaguely Vienna based but you are on your own. I only come across the word your side of the pond.

I don't sharpen chainsaw blades either, B&Q, so long as you avoid Sundays, sell new ones at a decent price.

This is insults isn't it?

Ok







Bramall Lane.

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: olddude
Date: 27 Jun 13 - 03:57 PM

They do that LH when they want under the blankets weiner dogs

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: Joe Offer
Date: 27 Jun 13 - 03:53 PM

You blasted blatterap, you!


(My high school Greek teacher used to say that)

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Jun 13 - 02:31 PM

Yes, it's "wiener"...which means "someone from Vienna" or colloquially "sausage", "hot dog", etc. I have no idea what "weiner" means, assuming there even is such a word.

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: olddude
Date: 27 Jun 13 - 02:21 PM

wiener dog .. but a weiner dog will do

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: olddude
Date: 27 Jun 13 - 02:20 PM

city slickers, probably don't own a weiner dog either right LH

:-)

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Jun 13 - 01:53 PM

A lot of people don't know how to sharpen a chainsaw blade.

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 27 Jun 13 - 01:11 PM

Wacko the knobhead.

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: GUEST,Musket demonstrating success
Date: 27 Jun 13 - 01:05 PM

Hey Jack!













Fuck off.

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: olddude
Date: 27 Jun 13 - 12:56 PM

Everyone here "go pound sand up yer arse youse city slickers bet ya don't even know how to sharpen a chain saw blade"

:-)

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: Larry The Radio Guy
Date: 27 Jun 13 - 12:19 PM

That hurts, Jack. Really hurts!

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 27 Jun 13 - 11:57 AM

Larry, You are a flipping mainlander so you you don't know any better than to be the way you are. That's as much insult I have for you. But its enough.

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Jun 13 - 11:56 AM

Tattie, I think you have me confused with the Dachshund.

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 27 Jun 13 - 11:51 AM

"Have youse no fucking manners"?

Its only and insult in the following area, Halifax to Victoria, St Catherines to Churchill.


People outside those areas are not nearly as concerned about what others think of their manners.

For instance, take Musket and Shaw.

No please take them, take them to the re education camp in Sydney Mines, NS and teach them some real and true United Empire Loyalist manners.

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Jun 13 - 10:59 AM

That was unkind and insensitive, Ed. Drop and give me forty! (pushups)

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: gnu
Date: 27 Jun 13 - 05:29 AM

A momentary lapse, m'Lady. I can't be held responsible for such after the sun is past the yardarm. Or before, for that matter.

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: GUEST,Musket sans 70s time warp
Date: 26 Jun 13 - 10:25 AM

Nicholas Parsons

To the lot of yer.












Although nice to see Just a Minute getting a slot in the telly.

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: Tattie Bogle
Date: 26 Jun 13 - 10:01 AM

Well I'll never get to be a mason - or a Sir - can't you horny beast of the outback have some respect and call me LADY Bogle!
Little Hawk, go find some smelly old carrion to occupy your time.

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: gnu
Date: 26 Jun 13 - 05:30 AM

I didn't come here to be insulted!

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 26 Jun 13 - 05:28 AM

Yes, well, of course, this is just the sort blinkered philistine pig ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome, spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker's cuss about the struggling artist. YOU EXCREMENT! You lousy hypocritical whining toadies with your lousy colour TV sets and your Tony Jacklin golf clubs and your bleeding masonic handshakes! You wouldn't let me join, would you, you blackballing bastards. Well I wouldn't become a freemason now if you went down on your lousy, stinking, purulent knees and begged me.

:D tG

Courtesy of Monty Python (Who else?)

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Jun 13 - 09:47 PM

You think?

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: gnu
Date: 25 Jun 13 - 09:46 PM

I assume most understood, Sir Bogle. Perhaps they were just busy with other things?

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: Tattie Bogle
Date: 25 Jun 13 - 08:54 PM

Hey, whaddidido? Wheredidya all go, ya numpties! That was a joke! Do I have to spell it out for ye of little brain? I was enjoying it! Come back, come back!
COW pie
BULL shit
Geddit?
Oh well, suit yourselves......

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: Tattie Bogle
Date: 23 Jun 13 - 06:17 AM

Not surprising when you talk such bullshit!

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: gnu
Date: 23 Jun 13 - 05:32 AM

I feel like a weak old cowpie. Great game!

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: Q (Frank Staplin)
Date: 22 Jun 13 - 08:47 PM

Face like a week-old cowpie.

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 22 Jun 13 - 07:23 PM

What about his relative importance? The trouble is, there's no unit of measure small enough to measure that... Har! Har! ;-D Ook! Ook!

- Chongo