BS: Men only, please

Subject: RE: BS: Men only, please
From: GUEST,Musket
Date: 10 Jan 16 - 03:16 AM

Not into boxers. They ride up the crack. I wear Marks & Sparks black briefs (£10 for a pack of three I think.)

I dress to the left. Although I'm right handed, I also kick left footed so not surprised the lower half of me is more left wing than the top half.

I don't need a bra but consider myself an expert on the fastening mechanism. Granted, to keep competency up you have to unhook an annual quota, and accreditation gets more difficult each year.

Subject: RE: BS: Men only, please
From: MGM·Lion
Date: 10 Jan 16 - 03:13 AM

Anyone else find it of interest, BTW, that the injunction contained in the thread title has thus far been obeyed, while that in the converse thread didn't last 5 minutes? Must be some deep-lying wotsit or whevs involved, eh wot!wot!

Subject: RE: BS: Men only, please
From: MGM·Lion
Date: 10 Jan 16 - 02:31 AM

Why, you old flatterer PFR. When all I was on about was warmth·&·comfort, with no intended erotic overtone at all!

≈M≈

Subject: RE: BS: Men only, please
From: GUEST,punkfolkrocker
Date: 10 Jan 16 - 02:08 AM

.. and that may be inspiration for a new folk song... ???

unrequited online lust amongst the over 80s... 😜

Subject: RE: BS: Men only, please
From: GUEST,punkfolkrocker
Date: 10 Jan 16 - 02:06 AM

MGM.. you old lion.. you are a month younger than my mum and about a quarter century older than me..

what is your secret for staying so virile..

[not that my mum wants to know, though she is a widow, she knows you are married... but if you are ever down in the west country alone....]

Subject: RE: BS: Men only, please
From: MGM·Lion
Date: 10 Jan 16 - 01:46 AM

I used to wear boxers, but no longer. I go commando in summer, and use pyjama-trousers [which I don't FWIW wear in bed] as long-johns this time of year.

There -- happy now? I know you were all agog for this indispensable news!

≈M≈

Subject: RE: BS: Men only, please
From: Amos
Date: 10 Jan 16 - 01:00 AM

I wear boxers--free space is valuable to me. I have enough pairs not to worry about the timing of laundry. I've worn them ever since I learned about the ancient Chinese form of male birth control--reducing sperm count by constraining the equipment in a small wooden box. Nightmares, I tell you.

Roscoe Peterworthy,
Rector
St. Dangle on Invitation, Surrey

Subject: RE: BS: Men only, please
From: Amos
Date: 10 Jan 16 - 01:00 AM

I wear boxers--free space is valuable to me. I have enough pairs not to worry about the timing of laundry. I've worn them ever since I learned about the ancient Chinese form of male birth control--reducing sperm count by constraining the equipment in a small wooden box. Nightmares, I tell you.

Roscoe Peterworthy,
Rector
St. Dangle on Invitation, Surrey

Subject: RE: BS: Men only, please
From: olddude
Date: 09 Jan 16 - 11:26 PM

Burps and farts welcome

Subject: RE: BS: Men only, please
From: olddude
Date: 09 Jan 16 - 11:16 PM

Beer we all need more beer, I am buying, no damn women allowed. Pass me a cigar

Subject: RE: BS: Men only, please
From: GUEST,punkfolkrocker
Date: 09 Jan 16 - 10:38 PM

Now I'm not too far off 60, for the first time in my life I admit I do find 'size' an issue.

I was born with what I've got, made do with it, and just got on with it....
and although only family economy average size, 'he's' always been a hard conscientious worker
and rarely ever let anyone down.

But now we are settled into a comfy sedentary lifestyle.
The problem is that for every extra inch of flab that piles on my gut and her arse and thighs,
the poor little chap has correspondingly that much less effective working length...

No wonder older fatter swingers seem so obsessed with 10 and 12 inchers.... ??? 😜

Subject: RE: BS: Men only, please
From: Bill D
Date: 09 Jan 16 - 10:12 PM

Simple answer ..Munsingwear

I have never... as far as I can remember... worn boxers. 'Kangaroo pouch' style just seems more convenient, even though I have some y-front... and some with NO fly, which are comfy but awkward.

I see no particular use in comparing sizes. In 60 years, no woman has ever inquired or complained...but maybe I only meet polite ones.

Subject: BS: Men only, please
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 09 Jan 16 - 09:22 PM

Now chaps. And I hope no women are reading this. Several things. Do you dress to the left or to the right? Are you happy with the boxer short, in which case do you leave the button in place, or do you, like me, cut it off? The button, that is, you clot. Or are you in need of the support of the Y-front, in which case do you have a space issue? Do you adhere to the general principle, "undies worn twaice are not quaite naice," or can you make three pairs do you a whole week? In extremis, do you "go commando" (due to a laundry timing malfunction, perhaps) or is that your regular modus operandi, à la Jeremy Kyle, in any case? Or do you feel that the underwear that's man enough to take on your tackle has yet to be invented? Are you like me, in that your washing needs at least six rinses in order to remove sufficient detergent to avoid the dreaded bollock-itch? (If women can say tit, I can say bollock). These points amount to a major issue, especially for "big lads" such as my good self. So what say you, chaps? And only chaps?

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