BS: Olddude for president

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president
From: keberoxu
Date: 09 Nov 16 - 01:07 PM

The Mudcat must already have a Pope, since it already has moderators. I don't wanna be a moderator, thanks. And most people wouldn't want me for a moderator anyhow, so we're quits I think.

How does green jello go with orange hair?

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president
From: olddude
Date: 08 Nov 16 - 09:29 PM

You would have my vote go for it

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president
From: keberoxu
Date: 08 Nov 16 - 07:13 PM

Come to think of it:

has Mudcat got its own Pope?

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president
From: olddude
Date: 08 Nov 16 - 04:11 PM

Well me and the emperor were a politicking today and it went well. After I
Crawled out of the well people yelled formmore

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president
From: keberoxu
Date: 08 Nov 16 - 02:58 PM

So,
Rapparee for Imperious Rex,
and Olddude for President.

Someone else reminded me of Italy in the century before this one,
when Italy had:
a dictator,
a king,
and a Pope.

Who's missing?

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president
From: Severn
Date: 08 Nov 16 - 02:18 PM

I guess His Emp-Potency will show us the onus manual and hopefully, the onus warranty. Is there something like a Carfax that can tell us about the previous onus.This election definitely can qualify us under "Used"

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Nov 16 - 01:24 PM

Dear fish killer, if you make election day a national holiday I'll cross over from the Strongly Worded party and vote for you.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president
From: robomatic
Date: 08 Nov 16 - 12:35 PM

The Russians let us vote today!

I had a chance to vote for a bitter, scary old witch today.

Instead I voted for Hillary.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president
From: keberoxu
Date: 08 Nov 16 - 12:31 PM

I picture olddude's wiener dog with a little stick flagpole in its mouth, and a tiny US flag flapping in the breeze. Thanks, feeling a little better now.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Nov 16 - 09:22 PM

We are not amused.

Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex    (r)   His alternate mark

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president
From: robomatic
Date: 07 Nov 16 - 09:15 PM

I'm going to write in a ham sandwich for President. . .

Then a Grand Jury can indict it!

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president
From: Greg F.
Date: 07 Nov 16 - 07:33 PM

Absolutely- fantasy beats reality every time. Keep that head in the sand.

Were Dan running, I'd vote for him, tho.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president
From: keberoxu
Date: 07 Nov 16 - 07:29 PM

Refresh. I'd rather look at these posts than at the discussion about, well, you know....

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president
From: gnu
Date: 03 Nov 16 - 03:19 PM

Stump mate. That's as high as he can piss.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president
From: keberoxu
Date: 03 Nov 16 - 01:06 PM

Olddude, is your wiener dog your running mate?

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Nov 16 - 09:19 PM

We approve of all of this, for We find it amusing to see Olddude and the Rev Sev acting "in cahoots."

Yes, We are making a journey and will return to Our Seat of Authority near the end of November. We expect to be greeted with all due ceremony and feasting, which will remove some of the onus from you, Our subjects, for supporting Us in the appropriate manner.

Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex       ®            His Mark

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president
From: keberoxu
Date: 02 Nov 16 - 03:34 PM

The Emp, on another thread, stated that he is headed for Illinois for the month of November. Is that where he votes? anyway, maybe it will be safe for Rev Sev to preach and olddude to stump.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president
From: Severn
Date: 30 Oct 16 - 10:11 PM

Stumping? Damn! I never pegged you as having a wooden leg? That means the sap probably runs faster than you do.......

I hope she was pretty, just for the sake of the pictures to go with the front page headlines. It's better than being accused of being something that fell out of a full-grown tree. Did you give a promise to try to facilitate a change right before she tried to hand you the baby? Was she trying to see if thr olddude could handle the old doodoo?....

You'd be better off just trying to stump the band......

What will "The Emp" try to make of all this before the election?.....

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president
From: olddude
Date: 30 Oct 16 - 09:17 PM

Sorry I was out stumping. Fell off thedarn thing trying tokiss a baby .. Landed on the mom
Now they accuse me of womengrabbing

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president
From: Severn
Date: 30 Oct 16 - 02:19 PM

Remember, you can vote for both olddude and rapparee if you're a bi-poller type.....

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president
From: Severn
Date: 28 Oct 16 - 12:40 AM

Whether his Emperosity is putting me out to posture or merely being put out by my posturing like my mother was ("Straighten up! You'll get curvature of the spine!"), I'll have to continue on as I am. I can't even stand at attention anymore on these legs of mine after what I've gone through, health-wise. At least this Attention Deficit should keep me out of any further military service. I'm even too poor now to pay attention......

........Were you saying something, your Hyenas?......Something about wanton? .....I seem to remember ordering the Hot & Sour Soup.....Oh, Waiter!......(Why do we call THEM waiters when we have to do the waiting?).....And you said something about scales. I have nothing to do with you having scales, though. I just have to deal with the ones on the fish that we worship, but I suppose any other scaly varmints are welcome to worship here......But seeing there is a tension between us, it only seems to make the span increase.......as far as I can remember......


The Rev. Sev
Something about worship of fish, as I recall......
Somewhere.....

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president
From: keberoxu
Date: 27 Oct 16 - 04:51 PM

Or is your doggie running WITH the rats??

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president
From: keberoxu
Date: 26 Oct 16 - 07:14 PM

Good thing you have a wiener dog to put the rats in their place.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president
From: gnu
Date: 26 Oct 16 - 01:07 PM

Trump's got a crap app called Iphobe.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president
From: Donuel
Date: 26 Oct 16 - 12:07 PM

I still believe in the separation of Search and Slate.

If Trump had the Constitutional App he could rule by I phone.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president
From: David C. Carter
Date: 26 Oct 16 - 11:53 AM

Those jellos look like U F O's.

Or-Underwater Fishing olddudes.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president
From: gnu
Date: 26 Oct 16 - 11:40 AM

Olddude... a Canuck VP. Could I use the chopper to go fishing in Labrador? What is the vetting process? Would I have to pay the vet myself?

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Oct 16 - 09:04 PM

We see. We did not close the church, for that would be against Our idea of freedom to and from religion. But We did find the Rev Sev in Our scales and found him wanton. He may move back to his little church in the wild would and We shan't prohibit him from doing so. We cannot, however, let him pester the people with his pestiferous posturings. Ergo, he can preach all he pleases but must utter no sound, nor may he use any other from of communication save perhaps telepathy. In short, he may act the fish in the pulpit.


Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex          ®          His mark

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 25 Oct 16 - 07:54 PM

Free Huey Newton... No, wait, Huey's dead... Free Fig Newton!

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president
From: olddude
Date: 25 Oct 16 - 05:16 PM

Wiener dog is the new symbol, free guiness, free weed, free music

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president
From: olddude
Date: 25 Oct 16 - 05:15 PM

I want a brit and candian for vp. Two is better than one.. New rules

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president
From: olddude
Date: 25 Oct 16 - 04:17 PM

Lol priceless

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president
From: Bill D
Date: 25 Oct 16 - 03:20 PM

Hey if Dan is gonna be president, he'll have to have a personal chef to fix his favorite dishes!

http://leitesculinaria.com/77328/recipes-glow-in-the-dark-jello.html

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president
From: Severn
Date: 25 Oct 16 - 03:02 PM

May Cod forgive you, Your Empirishness for the closing down of my church. We all gaze upon your sin, agog!.

Fry smelt irony for a living here in my furnaced a-fish-in-sea apartment here in downtown Menhadden, and I will continue to ex-salmon life make sardine-ic comments as needed, showing no remoras and continue to be at my bassed, by gar, no matter what you and your groupers have sword up and down that you'd do to me and no matter how much you've found it a shark to you. I won't cut off minnows to spite my face.


The Right Rev. Sev
Temporarily at
The Church Of Our Lady Of The Evening
Ethel Mermaid, Half Pastor Prime
Maureen Lyfe, Asst. Half Pastor Prime and Coral Director
(Until The Church Of The Sacred Mackerel can be once again restored)

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president
From: keberoxu
Date: 25 Oct 16 - 01:03 PM

He talks to the fish....but they never listen....

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president
From: bbc
Date: 25 Oct 16 - 03:04 AM

I'll second the Tom Hanks nomination. Good choice!

bbc

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president
From: kendall
Date: 24 Oct 16 - 04:04 PM

This is the best idea I have heard in years!

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president
From: gnu
Date: 24 Oct 16 - 01:47 PM

"Ick-Theologian". The master has spoken. I LOVE it!

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 24 Oct 16 - 01:19 PM

Nasty Bass.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president
From: MikeL2
Date: 24 Oct 16 - 10:11 AM

Hi

Yes........Dan's the man

Cheers

Mike

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Oct 16 - 09:48 AM

We trout We had closed that church and had done all We cod to suppress it and its lionfish stories. No matter. It will be drum-med out of Our realm and that croaker who calls himself the "Rev Sev" will skate to another tuna. He shall flounder around on his perch until, finally, at ling last, when his future is as bleak as a banjo, a bream, a ray, a whiff of truth will enlighten him as to his crappie theology and he will beg Us to spear him just for the halibut. And in Our mercy We will not carp about smallmouth details, but he will char in his knowledge that he has led Our people astray, and We will say unto him, "You have been a bichir, herring no voice but your own, acting like an aholehole, but We grant you mercy as long as you are not acting like a darter, a pup, a sprat, or being a grouper. For if you pull the monkeyface, you will roe the day and will rot in Our plaice.


Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex ^®              His mark

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president
From: Severn
Date: 24 Oct 16 - 08:26 AM

Thanks for the "A-Fish-In-Sea Report, Bee-Dubya-ell.I believe that if he were elected, we'd see a Cod Peace in our own time. Being an Ick-Theologian, I abhor even the thought of any fish coming to harm. I know that olddude thoroughly cleans up after any dealings with visiting fish, including the ones in his de-baiting society, as I here him constantly yelling, "GET THOSE BASS TURDS OUTTA HERE!"


The Rev. Sev, Pastor Prime of
The Church of The Sacred Makerel

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Oct 16 - 10:12 PM

We do not approve.

Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex             ®         His mark

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 23 Oct 16 - 08:07 PM

Olddude's presidential campaign has been thrown into turmoil by the revelations of dozens of fish accusing him of unwarranted touching during the catch-and-release process. According to one brown trout, "He stuck his thumb between my lips and held me up while his friend took a picture! It's taken me years to get up the courage to go public about this traumatic experience." Similar accusations of fish fondling have been lodged by fish from a wide variety of species, ranging from smallmouth bass to flathead catfish.

It's expected that Oddude will announce his intention to sue his fish accusers as soon as he officially loses the election.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president
From: olddude
Date: 23 Oct 16 - 10:20 AM

I accept

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president
From: Severn
Date: 22 Oct 16 - 10:09 PM

Someone called olddude would not let the rights and benefits of the elderly and the working elderly-in-training of future generations ever be taken away, and for that, alone, he has my vote.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president
From: gillymor
Date: 21 Oct 16 - 06:38 AM

There's something fishy about this candidate.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president
From: Will Fly
Date: 21 Oct 16 - 04:05 AM

And a watch for every waistcoat pocket.

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president
From: olddude
Date: 20 Oct 16 - 10:12 PM

No crime, no problems, no jello, except for the emperor rapparee who loves the stuff

Subject: RE: BS: Olddude for president
From: olddude
Date: 20 Oct 16 - 10:10 PM

A fish in every stream a deer in every yard. A bag of weed for every voter