BS: Gift suggestions

Subject: BS: Gift suggestions
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Dec 16 - 12:49 PM

geetar

Ancestral DNA analysis for the whole family - oops

The horse you came in with

Pre Columbian figurine off the dark web

A Partridge in a Pear tree. (a piece of wood - who will know)

A patent for inexpensive toe hold maker for Concrete Walls.

Light up nipple Xmas sweater

Scents from around the World - variety pack.

Red sweaty pants

Cuddley Blanket

Subject: RE: BS: Gift suggestions
From: Jack Campin
Date: 08 Dec 16 - 02:04 PM

The special issue of the New York Times reporting the assassination of Trump and his entire cabinet.

Subject: RE: BS: Gift suggestions
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Dec 16 - 04:50 PM

That was never proved, after all he bought his plane used and wasn't big on maintenance.

Subject: RE: BS: Gift suggestions
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Dec 16 - 03:57 PM

A Noble Prize Certificate for your sweetie for being noble.

Subject: RE: BS: Gift suggestions
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Dec 16 - 04:52 PM

Telomerase extenders affording an extra sixty years of life span.

Subject: RE: BS: Gift suggestions
From: Mrrzy
Date: 09 Dec 16 - 07:48 PM

Do you mean telomere extenders? Extend the enzyme, die earlier, no? Which may be a gift to some... or for some...

Subject: RE: BS: Gift suggestions
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Dec 16 - 08:17 PM

CRISPER the end caps and replace with new telomere group of 8.
Voila! 22nd century tech today.

There is a risk of cancer however but hell its no guarantee like death.

I have no idea how to do each and every cell all at once.
Kinda sounds like repeal and replace huh?


When you run out of the telomere "timers" you no longer will grow those cells anew. Its not about less, its about more.
I did an Outer Limits short story about it before CRISPER

Subject: RE: BS: Gift suggestions
From: Thompson
Date: 10 Dec 16 - 02:13 PM

A new and lovely bicycle
Comfy bedsocks with rubbery circles on the soles
A couple of fantastic books
CDs of favourite bands' new music
A snuggly handwoven woolen blanket

Subject: RE: BS: Gift suggestions
From: Thompson
Date: 10 Dec 16 - 03:05 PM

By the way, the family DNA test, apart from landing a perhaps unwilling family into a DNA database that might be given to who knows what government or entity,
might not be accurate at all.

Subject: RE: BS: Gift suggestions
From: Donuel
Date: 10 Dec 16 - 08:13 PM

A toaster - they have one that toasts an image of Jesus in every slice.

Subject: RE: BS: Gift suggestions
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 10 Dec 16 - 08:39 PM

It would go a long way toward fulfilling the prez-elect's promise to bring back coal jobs if every US parent were to give each of his/her children a good-sized lump of coal.

Say, a lump about the size of a standard shipping container.

Subject: RE: BS: Gift suggestions
From: Thompson
Date: 11 Dec 16 - 03:46 AM

Coal jobs? I remember when coal mining was a handy trope for most awful, degraded and hopeless job in the world.

What about a collection of Victorian toys requiring skill and athleticism? A spinning-top with a whip, a hoop with a stick to bowl it along…

Subject: RE: BS: Gift suggestions
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Dec 16 - 02:56 PM

My brother in law was a coal miner. The stories...