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BS: How about some good news?

olddude 11 Oct 17 - 11:25 AM
Donuel 11 Oct 17 - 11:42 AM
Steve Shaw 11 Oct 17 - 11:45 AM
Donuel 11 Oct 17 - 11:49 AM
Mrrzy 11 Oct 17 - 11:50 AM
Donuel 11 Oct 17 - 12:09 PM
gnu 11 Oct 17 - 12:20 PM
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olddude 11 Oct 17 - 03:16 PM
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Subject: BS: How about some good news?
From: olddude
Date: 11 Oct 17 - 11:25 AM

The whole world seems like a big pile of steaming crap.. So how about some good news, anything to share?


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Subject: RE: BS: How about some good news?
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Oct 17 - 11:42 AM

George Carlin used those exact words to describe where we were heading.
It seems we have arrived.

Good news might be the simplest things we can do like buying dietary Iodine at the Pharmacy.


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Subject: RE: BS: How about some good news?
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 11 Oct 17 - 11:45 AM

Steaming crap makes damn good compost if you stack it, turn it over now and again and leave it for a year. That's excellent news!


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Subject: RE: BS: How about some good news?
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Oct 17 - 11:49 AM

Good advice is good news.

Never live near a Zoo. The hoards of fleas and parasites is not even the half of it.


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Subject: RE: BS: How about some good news?
From: Mrrzy
Date: 11 Oct 17 - 11:50 AM

OK, well, both my twins are gainfully employed, as is the live-in sweetie. Three out of four ain't bad.


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Subject: RE: BS: How about some good news?
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Oct 17 - 12:09 PM

A 100 foot asteroid will miss the Earth tonight by only the width of the Earth. ~26,000 miles. Good news

The good news can scare people too.


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Subject: RE: BS: How about some good news?
From: gnu
Date: 11 Oct 17 - 12:20 PM

No hurricanes are foreseen for North America at present. My buddy brought me two moose steaks.


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Subject: RE: BS: How about some good news?
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 11 Oct 17 - 12:26 PM

The good news is that the Earth is less than 8000 miles wide.


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Subject: RE: BS: How about some good news?
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 11 Oct 17 - 12:30 PM

I'm having prawns with avocado and Delia Smith's seafood sauce for tea tonight with some nice Negroamaro from Puglia. Then cheese. A triple cream soft cheese from France called Vallage. Someone has to help the French.


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Subject: RE: BS: How about some good news?
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Oct 17 - 12:40 PM

Mmm Moose steaks!, "that's right Natasha, much better than squirrel".


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Subject: RE: BS: How about some good news?
From: DMcG
Date: 11 Oct 17 - 12:49 PM

Daughter has been taken by her partner's parents to La Palma but they let her escape and go off om hwr own touring the museums and churches. During which she apparently managed to find some quite good wine for 1 euro 20 a bottle for their evening meal.


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Subject: RE: BS: How about some good news?
From: Iains
Date: 11 Oct 17 - 12:52 PM

Yesterday it rained most of the day. Today was glorious sunshine.


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Subject: RE: BS: How about some good news?
From: Mr Red
Date: 11 Oct 17 - 01:08 PM

it rained an itsy bitsy bit today. But right now

the sun is shining.


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Subject: RE : How about some GOOD BS?
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Oct 17 - 01:14 PM

When dealing with orbital dynamics the width of a moving object needs to be measured over time of encounter and has a much greater virtual width while actual width will not change.

Otherwise i.e. you would bump into a lot more fat people in the train station.

If you have all speed mass and heading measurements exact you could just use calculus while ignoring gravity and time corrections which is close enough for jazz.

Too bad the asteroid will miss, its made of solid gold.


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Subject: RE: BS: How about some good news?
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Oct 17 - 01:47 PM

Girls may become Cub Scouts

Sexual Monsters like Harry The Hut Weinstein , Bill The Snooze Cosby, and Roger Ailes-ya are dinosaurs that are finally going extinct.


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Subject: RE: BS: How about some good news?
From: punkfolkrocker
Date: 11 Oct 17 - 02:50 PM

i found some Jason Statham, Dwayne Johnson, Jean Claude Van Damme, and Vinnie Jones Blu-rays in the Local Pound Shop..


.. for only a quid each...

[Rich Posh folks - that's how Pound Shops work... just in case you never overheard your servants talking about getting good bargains from them...]


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Subject: RE: BS: How about some good news?
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 11 Oct 17 - 02:52 PM

I've just sent off for a second-hand copy of Abba's greatest hits.


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Subject: RE: BS: How about some good news?
From: olddude
Date: 11 Oct 17 - 03:16 PM

Steve what no barry manilow


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Subject: RE: BS: How about some good news?
From: olddude
Date: 11 Oct 17 - 03:17 PM

Moose is awesome, so is fried squirrel


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Subject: RE: BS: How about some good news?
From: olddude
Date: 11 Oct 17 - 03:20 PM

Halibut tonight for dinner, I like steves recipe good stuff


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Subject: RE: BS: How about some good news?
From: gnu
Date: 11 Oct 17 - 03:22 PM

"Steve what no barry manilow" Hahahahahaaaaaa!

Squirrel? Maybe the grays but them red squirrels taste like... you know.


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Subject: RE: BS: How about some good news?
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 11 Oct 17 - 04:11 PM

Communists??


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Subject: RE: BS: How about some good news?
From: fat B****rd
Date: 11 Oct 17 - 04:32 PM

I took my two granddaughters birthday shopping in Edinburgh today. It p***ed down but I enjoyed watching them do teenage makeup things and later we all had hot chocolates and sticky cakes.Big hugs and thanks for Granddad :-)
Result...happiness


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Subject: RE: BS: How about some good news?
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Oct 17 - 04:33 PM

They taste 'alt right'

Bannon says trump has a 30% chance of finishing his term


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Subject: RE: BS: How about some good news?
From: gillymor
Date: 11 Oct 17 - 04:59 PM

Just got my new Phil Crump Irish Bouzouki in Redwood/Rosewood the other day after a 17 month wait and I can't seem to put it down.


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Subject: RE: BS: How about some good news?
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Oct 17 - 05:24 PM

wooo a new baazookey
Have fun Zorba!


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Subject: RE: BS: How about some good news?
From: olddude
Date: 11 Oct 17 - 06:07 PM

Talk about being armed gilly wow a bazooka


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Subject: RE: BS: How about some good news?
From: olddude
Date: 11 Oct 17 - 06:08 PM

Gnu they are not good but with enough tabasky sauce who knows


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Subject: RE: BS: How about some good news?
From: gillymor
Date: 11 Oct 17 - 06:26 PM

Wait, I thought bazooka was a bubble gum.

More good news: Nats up 1-0 over the Cubs (for the moment) in the 6th.


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Subject: RE: BS: How about some good news?
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 11 Oct 17 - 06:42 PM

Trinidad and Tobago (where my daughter lived for two years) beat the USA 2-1 in the World Cup qualifier, which means that the USA are out and we won?t have to focus on vengeance for 1950. That?s good news!


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Subject: RE: BS: How about some good news?
From: olddude
Date: 11 Oct 17 - 07:16 PM

I was shocked but glad to see the best team win


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Subject: RE: BS: How about some good news?
From: Donuel
Date: 12 Oct 17 - 09:38 AM

Our ladies can beat your ladies any day.


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Subject: RE: BS: How about some good news?
From: Donuel
Date: 12 Oct 17 - 09:45 AM

Which was it Trinidad or Tobago? ";^/


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Subject: RE: BS: How about some good news?
From: Murpholly
Date: 12 Oct 17 - 10:16 AM

Having reached 3 score years and ten I am like to ski (spending Kid's inheritance. Off for a long weekend in a castle.


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Subject: RE: BS: How about some good news?
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 12 Oct 17 - 10:30 AM

Wales are out of the football world cup.

That's only good news for those who support other teams.


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Subject: RE: BS: How about some good news?
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 12 Oct 17 - 06:05 PM

Hey, Donuel, Trinidad and Tobago beat the USA in spite of the fact that Trinidad and Tobago have no big football money and have the same population as Maine. Go bloody figure!


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Subject: RE: BS: How about some good news?
From: olddude
Date: 12 Oct 17 - 10:46 PM

Because they came to play, our us team looked
like they were just thinking about the next round and did not take them serious.. Well guess what now they can watch from home


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Subject: RE: BS: How about some good news?
From: Stu
Date: 13 Oct 17 - 03:54 AM

"Just got my new Phil Crump Irish Bouzouki in Redwood/Rosewood the other day after a 17 month wait and I can't seem to put it down."

Oooo... that is good news! Great that you're lovin' your new zook. The more bouzoukis the better in my very biased opinion ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: How about some good news?
From: gillymor
Date: 13 Oct 17 - 05:17 AM

I admire that kind of biased thinking, Stu, but then I'm kind of biased in that direction myself.


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Subject: RE: BS: How about some good news?
From: saulgoldie
Date: 13 Oct 17 - 08:15 PM

The water trickling, then streaming out of the yard was on my side of the water service instead of the water company's side. So I "got" to pay for the repairs. No new car this year. Or next. Or the year after that. It was quite an adventure. Learnt a lot about construction practices over the decades including but not limited to materials, work ethic, and building codes. The good news?

It was an adventure. No one died. No one went to jail. No houses were burned, flooded, blown away. So the good news is that I won't need any service pipe again for 40 years, by which time, WFC?, cause I'll likely be somewhere other than in this life. And that pork chop for dinner was the best! So yeah, good news!


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Subject: RE: BS: How about some good news?
From: leeneia
Date: 13 Oct 17 - 08:33 PM

Hi, old dude. For some good news, see my thread on "Rocking the Babies to Sleep."


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Subject: RE: BS: How about some good news?
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 13 Oct 17 - 08:47 PM

I've caught seven mice in my humane traps in the outhouse this week. Or did I catch the same mouse seven times. I only found out today that mice home and that I should be letting them go at least two miles from the house. It's been 300 yards up to now. Things are going to change. I cannot be beaten by a mouse or two/three/four/five/six/seven...


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Subject: RE: BS: How about some good news?
From: punkfolkrocker
Date: 13 Oct 17 - 11:34 PM

Next time you take the mouse out for a ride down the road,
blind fold it and play loud music to disorientate it's sense of direction...
You could also tie it up and take incriminating photos
posing it with a toy mouse dressed in dominatrix costume.
Then threaten to make the photos public it comes anywhere near your property again...

might work.....


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Subject: RE: BS: How about some good news?
From: Acme
Date: 13 Oct 17 - 11:41 PM

The good news? I found a coupon and ended up paying about 2/5 of what I paid last time I had to have the plumber over to roto-rooter the sewer line. The rest of the news isn't good or bad - it can wait a while before I do anything more.


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Subject: RE: BS: How about some good news?
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Oct 17 - 03:36 AM

I have to rescue a terrapin in the pool
Its cool enough for me to do some heavier work
The British Isles are not likely to be smashed by a hurricane
or is it?


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Subject: RE: BS: How about some good news?
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 14 Oct 17 - 03:55 AM

Next time you take the mouse out for a ride down the road,
blind fold it and play loud music


If you caught 3 then blindfolded them, what music could you play?

DtG


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Subject: RE: BS: How about some good news?
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Oct 17 - 04:45 AM

bbc news: Finally a cure for depression that resets the brain. After clinical trials just one dose of psilocybin eliminated depression in 50% and went up with multiple doses.

talk about obvious old news but good news.


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Subject: RE: BS: How about some good news?
From: punkfolkrocker
Date: 14 Oct 17 - 07:26 AM

errrmm.. When I was 19, I found psilocybin dramatically increased states of anxiety and depression...????

..maybe we weren't eating enough...????


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Subject: RE: BS: How about some good news?
From: robomatic
Date: 14 Oct 17 - 11:51 AM

So where does one go to get the right silly side bin?


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Subject: RE: BS: How about some good news?
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Oct 17 - 12:07 PM

hahaha I never heard that before. The only way I would trust 'magic' is your typical DIY project. But you need a pressure cooker.


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Subject: RE: BS: How about some good news?
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Oct 17 - 12:12 PM

But it is now cool enough to have legal live spores mailed to you from Hawaii.
(for identification purposes only)


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Subject: RE: BS: How about some good news?
From: Mr Red
Date: 14 Oct 17 - 12:32 PM

when eating wild mushrooms leave some for the doctor to analyse.

If the doctor isn't called - you will have mushroom for more!

I knew a lass who like her magic mushrooms. She suffered depression. (not an unknown correleation) And in fact it killed her in the end, she went to the pub for a glass of cheer and wandered home to husband & kid across a main road. And that was that.


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Subject: RE: BS: How about some good news?
From: olddude
Date: 14 Oct 17 - 01:24 PM

When I was a young college kid I drank a half bottle of peppermint schnapps... Wished I was dead


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Subject: RE: BS: How about some good news?
From: olddude
Date: 14 Oct 17 - 01:25 PM

Works great for depression, you puke so much you don't have time to be sad


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Subject: RE: BS: How about some good news?
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Oct 17 - 02:36 PM

When it comes to deadly mushrooms no doctor can help. The white angel will give you 2 weeks of normality then you don't wake up again because your organs suddenly liquefied in 2 hours. no cure
The good news is we don't eat wild white mushrooms.

more good news - Donald trump knows nothing about Wouten Bason.
unless Bannon told him.


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Subject: RE: BS: How about some good news?
From: olddude
Date: 14 Oct 17 - 03:05 PM

Good news, trump met with the president of the us virgin Islands... Lol what an idiot I guess there are two trumps.. Someone tell him he is the president of the virgin Islands


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Subject: RE: BS: How about some good news?
From: Donuel
Date: 16 Oct 17 - 09:16 AM

I'll tell em but he won't listen, besides it helps make him look like the folks of PR and the Virgin Islands are not Americans.


In the highlands of Scotland a family lost control of their canoe and it floated away.
The Police relayed their distress call to the nearest people in the area and contacted the steam train Hogwarts Express to stop and pick up the family. Despite a risk of dementers in the area the family was happily rescued.


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Subject: RE: BS: How about some good news?
From: gnu
Date: 16 Oct 17 - 04:54 PM

DtG... "Next time you take the mouse out for a ride down the road,
blind fold it and play loud music

If you caught 3 then blindfolded them, what music could you play?"

Hahahahahahaa!


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