Mudcat Healing Circle

Subject: Mudcat Healing Circle - HELP!
From: _gargoyle
Date: 30 Dec 99 - 10:15 PM

Obviously, the regular healers are too busy tonight to post in this emergency, time is of the essence, therefore, let the circle be unbroken as the power of the mud is progenerated and promulgated to the process of protecting the prostrated beatle and his wife.

Let us please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, the social responsiblity in this time of musical need....

May each within the practices of the religious persuasion of their choice, or secular practices of his/her/it's choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all...

1. Remove the cover from your computer monitor.
2. Cleanse your hands in the flowing source from your kitchen tap...Do Not Dry Them
3. Place your hands within your monitor parts
4. FEEL......the POWER and know that IT is REAL!!!

(By accepting this healing opportunity, you are accepting these terms. This healing is subject to the clarification or withdrawal by Max or Joe. It is freely transferable to others in need with no alteration to the original healing powers. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This power of the mud is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent healing need is realized, whichever comes first, and the warranty of mud is limited to replacement by spittle and dust or issuance of a new need at the sole discretion of the usual divine-intervention-healers.)

Subject: RE: Mudcat Healing Circle
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 31 Dec 99 - 12:47 AM

You first,Tough Guy.

Subject: RE: Mudcat Healing Circle
From: Rick Fielding
Date: 31 Dec 99 - 01:02 AM

I know you're an insane bible thumping mysoginist....but you can also be verrry funny! I'll try hard in 2000 to ignore the side of you that should be locked away.

I don't mean YOU Leej!

Rick

Subject: RE: Mudcat Healing Circle
From: Banjer
Date: 31 Dec 99 - 01:09 AM

I have restrained myself from adding fuel to the fire, but friends, I must say....the first post of this thread was obviously posted by one who enjoys being called an ASSHOLE.......

Subject: RE: Mudcat Healing Circle
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 31 Dec 99 - 01:33 AM

Thanks for clarifying that,RF. And garg, your spell-checker is working perfectly. Although one could speculate that the amazing improvement in your accuracy is due to the manifestation of mud-magic; the result of hours of prayer on your behalf by the MHC. No, it's not necessary to say thank you.

Subject: RE: Mudcat Healing Circle
From: Micca
Date: 31 Dec 99 - 06:00 AM

Garg "Life is like a sewer, what you get out of it depends on what you put in" Tom Leher And may I wish you more of the same for the New Year/Century/ Millenium

Subject: RE: Mudcat Healing Circle
From: wildlone
Date: 31 Dec 99 - 12:49 PM

Judge ye not lest thee be judged.

Subject: RE: Mudcat Healing Circle
From: Áine
Date: 31 Dec 99 - 01:09 PM

Do not throw pearls before swine.

Subject: RE: Mudcat Healing Circle
From: Banjer
Date: 31 Dec 99 - 03:40 PM

No, you're right. If you're gonna throw something, throw it AT the swine and make sure it's heavy enough so they feel it through their thick skin.