MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Jan 20 - 10:22 PM

We are fortunate to have two or three outstanding doughnut shops (those are higher-class than donut shops), but nobody makes Parker House rolls.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Jan 20 - 10:34 AM

With all due respect to Homer there are some angelic healthy donuts as bwl says.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 11 Jan 20 - 10:18 AM

Krispy Kreme donuts are mediocrity personified. They aren't exactly horrible, but the donuts offered by almost any neighborhood bakery put them to shame.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Jan 20 - 09:16 AM

Of course. But at Walmart they only sell discounted 2 week old KKdonuts where the crisp coating has liquified.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Jan 20 - 07:57 AM

Krispy Kreme doughnuts are available fresh at the nearby Maverick gas station and convenience store.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Jan 20 - 11:14 PM

Things in Idaho ARE black and white. (Moscow is the home of the University of Idaho.)

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 10 Jan 20 - 05:22 PM

Idaho has: superior voting rights
but not an ERA ratification.
No bushmeat but screwy property taxes.
It has a Walmart but no fresh
crispy creme donuts
Black and white is seperate as in
black ice and white snow
When snow covers the ice, there are
awkward white rappers.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 10 Jan 20 - 09:23 AM

Because of the link between bush meat and Ebola, I always buy my chimpanzee meat from Walmart, where it's guaranteed to have been produced in inhumane factory farms, but under Ebola-free conditions.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 10 Jan 20 - 06:15 AM

bush meat poses an ebola threat in our biggest cities but Idaho is bushmeat free.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Jan 20 - 11:24 PM

Chimps are eaten. It's called "bush meat" and it is found (usually) in small African villages. You can find more on the WWW, if you want to.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Jan 20 - 09:14 PM

Thanks SRS Iffin ah dunt nowed buter they seem dyslexic or rural

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 09 Jan 20 - 08:49 PM

You can read the content of MOAB posts even if you can't open the thread. This, for example (from Khandu).

And this from Tweed.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Jan 20 - 05:40 PM

Great minds think alike. Everything old is new again.

We share only 99% of ET DNA.
Does that mean Chimps
are on the menu for us?

Hey Little Hawk...

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 09 Jan 20 - 05:17 PM

ETs eating Alaskan homesteaders is not cannibalism.

We resolved that issue way back in the early days of the MOAB when freds (an ET species) attempted to eat khandu. Freds eating humans (and khandu is purported to be human) is not cannibalism. Freds eating freds is cannibalism. Humans eating freds is not cannibalism, though why anyone would want to eat freds, who reportedly taste like aluminum foil, is a mystery.

But I suppose anything is edible with enough Tapatio sauce on it.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Jan 20 - 03:24 PM

And the grand prize winner of the 6 ft. ham submarine sandwich is bwl.
don't hog it all.

No one took a stab at the veiled cannabalism posts!?!

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 09 Jan 20 - 02:58 PM

What do you call a feral pig with three eyes?




A feral piiig, of course!

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Jan 20 - 01:15 PM

ET's also believe food should be interesting but not toxic.
Thats why they prefer a protien rich Alaskan homesteader who ate lots of moose liver.
They do take people in National Parks but tourists do not taste as good due to the junk food heavy diet of vacationers

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Jan 20 - 08:38 AM

Since we are organically similar:
Does anyone know if we taste like the other white meat?
What about bacon?

I bet ET's know.

signed, Steve Miller - "put the lotion in the basket".
and don't forget the Tapatio

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Jan 20 - 08:20 AM

We use TryMe's Tiger Sauce. Adds flavor in moderate amounts and heat in larger amounts. I've thought for many years that food should be interesting but not toxic.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 09 Jan 20 - 02:21 AM

I love Tapatio sauce - it's great on all sorts of things. (Ta-pa-tio, emphasis on "tio," not Ta-Patio, for anyone wondering.)

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Jan 20 - 08:39 PM

I use Tapatio salsa picante hot sauce. I put that shit on everything except dessert and beverages.

Pigs are biologically similar to humans and are frequently used for human medical research and transplants.
Be kind to the 'fair ol' pig

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Jan 20 - 08:24 PM

I'll just trotter on out, and if it's a pun sow be it. If it makes someone bristle, well, that's better than being boaring.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 08 Jan 20 - 06:09 PM

Hogging all of the pig puns, Rap?

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Jan 20 - 05:06 PM

Stilly River sage seasons feral porkers.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 08 Jan 20 - 03:22 PM

Yes, there are feral hogs in the Fort Worth area, but only in some neighborhoods. Like Arcadia Pork Estates, Pork Glen, Pork Palisades, and The Porks of Deer Creek.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 08 Jan 20 - 12:41 PM

do you get feral pigs 'way up in North Texas?
There was news broadcast footage of
a parking garage in
Austin, for heaven's sake,
of a feral hog pursued by
a deputy with a LASSO.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 08 Jan 20 - 12:30 PM

I can prove the planet is warming; I have to mow my lawn today. It's January in Texas and only in the last couple of years have I had to mow the lawn during the winter months. Gluon and her duck-dog friends haven't been by for a while or they could have grazed it down. At the same time they need to eat the large snails and slugs that are appearing out there. I haven't seen this size in all of the years I've lived here (38 of them so far - OMG who knew I'd ever move to Texas, let alone live here for such a long time).

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 07 Jan 20 - 07:34 AM

ISTIPORTOHEL
There are fears that SMERSH will try to infiltrate.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jan 20 - 07:48 AM

Yes, that's the first meeting of the US Space Force's Special Secret Space Section (USSFSSSS). They're meeting under the cover of a scientific group to research surfing on non-water oceans. Their shoulder patch reads "USSFSSSS-SSS" (the part after the "-" is for "Secret Surfing Studies." I'm certain that the Galactic Overlord has his (her?) agents there.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 05 Jan 20 - 07:54 PM

Big meeting in HI for astronomers. Nice schmear for space crashers.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 05 Jan 20 - 05:20 PM

I'm home too, Mom, but I haven't really been away, so don't act surprised.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Jan 20 - 05:00 PM

Okay, Mom. I’m home now.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Jan 20 - 10:30 PM

In our house is a quilt from 1780 or so. The blue in the center panel is finely powdered lapis lazuli.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 04 Jan 20 - 04:20 PM

Century old quilts by Susan McCord before their time

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Jan 20 - 09:41 PM

My wife replies: Look here and learn.

Donuel: She refers you here (scroll down), 6,200 year old use of indigo plant dye here, and
pharaonic Egypt here. She states that while the colors may fade over time, so will everyone.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 03 Jan 20 - 08:06 PM

embroidary lasts forever but old vegetable color fast dyes - do not.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Jan 20 - 02:12 PM

Madam, my wife shall post a reply.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 03 Jan 20 - 01:48 PM

That link not only has a photo of the rare quilt,
but some descriptive info from
the institution with the exhibition I guess.

This descriptive info includes the words
"floral motifs."

I can't see a single darned flower.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 03 Jan 20 - 10:13 AM

This is a BS thread still - and that "rare Bengali quilt" in this photo has as much character as a blank bedsheet. Can you actually see any colors, contours, or stitching up close to it? (The rest of the collection is here.)

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 03 Jan 20 - 09:42 AM

3-7-77 bible verse
        ...So each leader brought the following gifts: a silver bowl that weighed over three pounds and a silver sprinkling bowl weighing almost two pounds, both of them filled with flour and olive oil as grain sacrifices and weighed according to the official standards; a small gold dish filled with incense; a young bull, a full-grown ram, and a year-old ram as sacrifices to please the Lord; a goat as a sacrifice for sin; and two bulls, five full-grown rams, five goats, and five rams a year old as sacrifices to ask the Lord’s blessing...

King James Reader's Digest version:

        ...and two bulls, five rams, five male goats, and five male lambs a year old, for the fellowship sacrifice. This was the offering of Pagiel son of Ochran.


3-7-77 Tom Brady's locker combination

3-7-77 masonic montanans

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 03 Jan 20 - 09:13 AM

poof

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 03 Jan 20 - 06:31 AM

Thats a pretty high falutin quilt. We just volunteer for the Linus project.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 03 Jan 20 - 06:07 AM

The "3-7-77" thing is just a little joke Montanans play to confuse out-of-staters. The entire state of Montana is seeded with similar notes placed in random locations. They're intended to make unsuspecting non-Montanans wonder why the date is important when, in actuality, it's a day on which nothing out of the ordinary happened.

Montanans are easily amused.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 02 Jan 20 - 11:49 PM

Oops. Link fixed. No idea about your note. Maybe you haven't washed that jacket in a really really really long time and that note was in the pocket?

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Jan 20 - 10:48 PM

Amos' poems are in a secret Mudcat place called "Access Denied."

We leave Spokane and go to Butte on Saturday. On Sunday we go home. (What does it mean in Montana if you get something that only says "3-7-77" like the note I got does?)

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 02 Jan 20 - 07:35 PM

Most of the poems that were hidden (several dozen) in the Mudcat Poetry Corner thread have been restored. I think Amos' plans to publish that poetry were cut short by life and the move, and then his death. There are a few more to track down at some point in the future, but this is the lion's share, as far as I can tell.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 02 Jan 20 - 06:58 PM

The good news today is that I found a file I saved back in 2015, with links to all of the poems posted in MOM¹ that Amos wanted hidden so he could publish them in a book. Or I may have taken them out of the posts, I can't remember. It's possible to open individual posts if the results show up in a search, but I can't paste the link directly into the search bar and get anything but code "500 Internal Server Error." I have to figure out if I can search on the message number.

The bummer today is that I was at the grocery store self-checkout with stuff from my shopping list and I accidentally left my milk carton behind (I didn't scan it so I didn't pay for it, it's down on that little shelf beside the register). Now what else did I set on that shelf? And I seem to have lost that shopping list.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 02 Jan 20 - 02:39 PM

Mom!

I've discovered a foolproof way for you and your friends to get away with doing unscrupulous things without getting caught! Just make sure you NEVER refer to the deliberative process leading up to the actual nefarious deed(s) as "hatching a plot". When plots are hatched, the events which ensue are automatically doomed to failure. Just call the planning process "doing the laundry" or something, and everything will go perfectly.

Also, make sure you don't claim afterwards that everything "went off without a hitch". That's a sure-fire way to guarantee that some moron left their wallet at the scene of the crime.

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Jan 20 - 06:19 PM

Happy New Year That Betelgeuse Is Gonna Explode! (Mom, I've got a nice deep mine shaft, well stocked with whisky, whiskey, and even foodstuffs where you can stay safe.)

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 01 Jan 20 - 04:35 PM

Happy New Year everybody.
And everybody else, as well.