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Where's Barbie?
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Subject: Where's Barbie? From: Ken Doll Date: 02 Jan 00 - 03:40 PM I'm looking for my girlfriend Barbie. She better not be headed for Florida with that Kendall. |
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Subject: RE: Where's Barbie? From: Barbie Date: 02 Jan 00 - 08:03 PM shag off Ken, I'm having some fun without you as usual... |
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Subject: RE: Where's Barbie? From: Helen Date: 02 Jan 00 - 08:54 PM Ken, I'm down here in Australia, standing out in the backyard with a shrimp on my head, in the great Oz tradition. Barbie |
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Subject: RE: Where's Barbie? From: bseed(charleskratz) Date: 02 Jan 00 - 09:09 PM Hey, hon, I got me a job and bought myself a fine-tooth comb and found me another woman, so no, I won't come home. --Bill Bailey |
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Subject: RE: Where's Barbie? From: catspaw49 Date: 02 Jan 00 - 09:12 PM That was cute Helen!!! Spaw |
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Subject: RE: Where's Barbie? From: DougR Date: 02 Jan 00 - 09:21 PM I thought BSeed's response was pretty good too, Spaw! Any fellow with a fine tooth comb ... DougR DougR |
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Subject: RE: Where's Barbie? From: JenEllen Date: 02 Jan 00 - 09:37 PM She was last seen transforming herself into divorce Barbie, costs $200, but comes with Ken's house, and Ken's car, and Ken's brother..... |
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Subject: RE: Where's Barbie? From: WyoWoman Date: 02 Jan 00 - 09:53 PM I'm waiting for Old Age Barbie...comes with little dentures, wrinkle-spackle, and the cutest little pacemaker... |
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Subject: RE: Where's Barbie? From: Dave Swan Date: 02 Jan 00 - 10:00 PM Herb Caen, the San Francisco Chronicle columnist, ran this, supposedly overheard several years ago. Customer in Toystore, holding boxed toy: Does Barbie come with Ken? Smartass Toystore Clerk: No, she comes with G.I. Joe, she fakes it with Ken. |
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Subject: RE: Where's Barbie? From: Mbo Date: 02 Jan 00 - 10:17 PM Yo Ken, I saw her making off with a wooden limber-jack in overalls and a flannel shirt a few minutes ago... --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: Where's Barbie? From: Liz the Squeak Date: 03 Jan 00 - 04:21 AM Don't know about Barbie, but Ken is downstairs, sitting on the South Park Candy Crapper that the Shark was given for Christmas, and is JUST THE RIGHT SIZE for Ken's arse..... Took a 3year old to think of THAT one! She even wipes his bottom and 'shakes the drips off', mmmmm, on reflection, I'm not sure letting her go to the toilet with daddy is a good idea now..... LTS |
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Subject: RE: Where's Barbie? From: bseed(charleskratz) Date: 03 Jan 00 - 04:26 AM Now THAT is funny, Liz. --seed |
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Subject: RE: Where's Barbie? From: TerriM Date: 03 Jan 00 - 12:38 PM I knew that crapper would come in handy |
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Subject: RE: Where's Barbie? From: wildlone Date: 03 Jan 00 - 02:35 PM She came to the UK to get some fashion tips from Sindy. |
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Subject: RE: Where's Barbie? From: Liz the Squeak Date: 03 Jan 00 - 06:07 PM Oh come on, Barbie will never get pregnant because Ken doesn't have a willy. He hasn't even got a suggestive bulge, so heaven only knows what Phoebe shakes the drips from......! LTS |
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Subject: RE: Where's Barbie? From: Date: 03 Jan 00 - 06:28 PM One year I searched high and low to find an anatomically correct doll for my son, thinking it was important to let him play with a baby because someday he'd be a daddy, too, and he should have some experience building his nurturing side, etc., etc. The doll had a little button on the back so you could feed him his bottle (which looked like it had milk in it, but you filled it with water) and he'd actually WET. Still, Austin hardly ever played with it, but one day our minister and his wife came to our house for Sunday dinner and Austin brings out "Tommy" and I thought how nice it was that he was going to play with his doll now. Turns out he was merely coming to fill Tommy up with water so he could show the minister's son how cool it was to use Tommy's pee-pee as a water pistol. So much for that experiment...
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Subject: RE: Where's Barbie? From: WyoWoman Date: 03 Jan 00 - 06:31 PM Hmmmm...that previous post was from me. I'm using Internet Explorer because Communicator seems to be down, and for some reason, although I'm using the same computer, I'm not showing up in the "from" part of the posting... COOL! I can go post anonymously and .... nah. Nivver mind. WyoWoman |
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Subject: RE: Where's Barbie? From: Richard Bridge Date: 03 Jan 00 - 08:35 PM Wyo, that'd be because your cookie is in the other one. Which is not a lot about Barbie. |
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Subject: RE: Where's Barbie? From: WyoWoman Date: 03 Jan 00 - 09:02 PM Very little is... |
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